Good old murican breakfast
>>7038462
What OP ate before shitposting from the inner city public library
Fack off colonist. Make way for the superior English breakfast.
ITT we admit autistic things
When I'm alone, I always eat steak with no utensils...i hold it with my hands and just rip at it with my teeth and when I'm finished I lick my hands clean
>>7038423
This is the proper way to eat steak.
I like to fondle myself in the car while I eat fast food.
Sometimes I eat ice cream with my hands instead of a spoon. I like the cold goopy feeling.
The Tuna Melt
just pop these babbies under the broiler
perfection
Mozzarella or cheddar is much better for a tuna melt than American singles. Those are pretty much exclusively for burgers and eggs
fish doesn't belong on bread
>>7038508
what about fishsticks in a sandwich
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
I always dunk mine in honey mustard.
>>7038351
I like mine with extra mayo
>>7038351
You don't deserve to live.
Which soup would you go with /ck? Also soup thread
Cream of celery since it probably has the least shitty ingredients....cream, celery, wa la
You realize processed soup gives you cancer, right
>>7038395
Everything gives you cancer, especially your post.
Alright /ck/, how do I learn to like coffee? I don't like being that guy in the group who orders a coke in the morning. Is there any particular thing I should start with, or look out for, or avoid? What about flavoured coffees, and milk/cream/sugar?
Bump for interest. I hate the taste of coffee
>>7038309
Start with a flat white or latte with two sugars. if thats too much sugar decrease. Once you've done it a few times move to one sugar and then eventually none. Once you've done that for a while move onto long black or americano if you're a pleb
>>7038309
Drink tea instead
What do you think of this breakfast sandwich, /ck/?
Looks great but it appears to be going cold for the photography.
Steak in sandwich is literally an act of terrorism.
>>7038203
Depends on the cut, I enjoy thin chuck with gravy and grilled onions on toasted sandwich bread.
I can get a 12 pack of Ramen noodles for under $2.50. What are some other poor people foods? I've heard beans are necessary to supplement for protein, but canned beans are more expensive than uncooked beans in bags. Campbell's has 53.25 oz Pork and Beans for $2.38. Help me slum it /ck/. Give me some ideas besides a better job.
Go to a food bank and eat for free. Why is this never mentioned in these threads? Anybody can go to a food bank. They will give you more food than you can eat, and it will be nutritious as well. Just remember that some of the produce will be getting ready to spoil so cook or freeze. This advice is for Americans only though. I don't know if other countries feed their hungry.
>>7038205
your mom feeds me every night m8
>>7038207
Do you have food banks in your country?
You know how Chick-fil-A isn't open on Sunday and you often find yourself craving it the most that day especially after going to mass?
I was wondering would it be legal to buy up a shit ton of chic-fil-a sandwiches, strips, and waffle fries, and keep them store overnight, reheat them under lamps in the morning and make a business selling Saturday's Chick-fil-a to the public on Sunday? Basically make your own business that's only open on Sunday and whose sole purpose is to provide the public with Chick-fil-A that they otherwise can't get on Sunday, and also turn a profit by raising the price on items by a buck or two?
Maybe call the business chick-fil-ayy on Sundays?
>would it be legal
No.
>>7038180
>business
To make something like that profitable you'd have to triple the price at the very least.
>>7038194
People LOVE them some Chi-fil-A, they might just be willing to pay those prices.
What are some copy cat recipes for KFC original recipe chicken and Chick-fil-a Chicken?
Chick-fil-a is easy.
Just marinate your chicken in pickle juice. Use a basic breading recipe.
KFC is easy
Just apply to be the cook and steal a bag of the formula and don't come back
Now I'm making my own KFC
place 1-4 children bresarst on a paper plate microphone high for Q-r minutesv on high and l ijv. Salt and eat, diswxygc pepper and eat. Yum.
How can I find an authentic english faggot?
>>7038118
Make them yourself.
Faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-f_Uq7bcA
>>7038118
That looks like a rich west country sauce.
>>7038118
Go to Brighton.
>he only likes milk chocolate
>>7038112
Fuck off shit-poster.
>>7038112
>he only drinks his chocolate milk from a glass bottle
>he's over 12 and drinks chocolate milk
ITT: Embarrassing cooking stories
>My cool aunt comes to visit me and my mother
>"Ah anon, I heard you can cook"
>I tell my aunt that I can make some awesome chili
>She wants me to prepare some for her to eat
>I make a huge pot of it
>She eats and really enjoys it
>Hours later, while we're watching television together
>She makes a soft moan and releases a loud fart
>"Ah~ Sorry anon" while she looks at me with bedroom like eyes
>My mom scorns her while I'm popping fat boner
I can't,I just can't...why did this happen, my aunt is hot but the fact that I got aroused by her blowing a fart is fucking with me now.
>>7037935
You should be more weirded out by the fact that it's your aunt. Nothing wrong with butt stuff
>>7037935
Dude, the fuck
why, /ck/? why?
>>7037791
>canned fish
If you can't get it fresh, why not at least go for pouched? Canned fish tends to be way overcooked due to the canning process.
>>7037791
>Canned salmon
>ever
Tbh baka senpai
I was buying those big tall ass cans of it
ever try eating one of those in a sitting? its so rich, feels like youre gonna die
What's the best cheese and why is it parmigiano reggiano?
ive started using swiss in just about every meal that requires cheese. i fucking hated it as a kid, but i really dont buy any other cheese these days.
maybe dubliner on occasion, mostly because my father brings it up and it reminds me to get it
>>7037810
swiss is pretty damn good.
I'm big fan of pepper jack. Sure, it's not refined but it gives a sandwich some kick.
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