I've been on a mission recently to find the perfect carbonara recipe. It seems every chef does it differently and it's hard to find two recipes that agree.
How do you do it /ck/?
Do you use whole eggs or just the yolk? Cream or no cream? Regular bacon or smoked? What kind of pasta do you use? What kind of cheese? Do you add anything else like peas, mushrooms, etc. or do you like to keep it simple?
Is there an objectively superior method?
I should say that I'm not that interested in what anyone thinks is 'authentic' carbonara or not - I'm mainly concerned with the taste.
>carbonara thread
SHITPOSTING IMMINENT
SHITPOSTING IMMINENT
SHITPOSTING IMMINENT!!!
>>6994223
Yeah by you....
>>6994214
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY
ITT: times you talked to the manager
i dont get it
Doesn't make much more sense than it did on /vr/.
Also $30 for that seems a bit expensive, tbh.
>>7007105
One is past the sell by date.
What is the worst national cuisine in the world?
>>7000413
American
>>7000413
Chilean. Not even kidding. Just pile as much avocado and mayonnaise on anything to make it taste passable.
Norwegian
Can we get a cute/elegant food a thread going? Just things that look fucking pretty in adorable serving sizes. Haven't seen one in a while
Intermittently dumping what I have
Sushi is always relevant.
Rate this ck/? Bacon wrapped unagi
Mango drink
Done... wa la.
>>6454399
congratulations on ruining delicious unagi by wrapping it with memes
Why are vegans so retarded?
Brainwashing. http://www.reddit.com/r/vegan/comments/32o4sl/i_adopted_a_pregnant_cat_was_feeding_her_with/
>>6444602
Wow, it's sad how fucking insane this chick is. It's bad when other vegans are calling you retarded.
ITT : First Time Cooking Experiences
Hey /ck/, complete and utter newfag here. I'm a poorfag who wanted to go to olive garden, but can't because i'm fucking poor as dirt, so I found this recipe:
http://damndelicious.net/2014/05/17/olive-garden-pasta-e-fagioli/
And decided to have a try at cooking.
Now heres the deal: Until now, I've been pretty much eating 80% of my meals as fast food, and the other 20% have pretty much been cooking really simple things. Like really simple things.
I've never really cooked before.
I just went to walmart, and bought [pic related]. Is there anything I need to know? Have I already fucked anything up? Is there any tips for my first cooking experience? I was at least smart enough in the store to buy pre-chopped onions so I won't have to cry my eyeballs out.
But then I went and bought a regular onion anyway. Not sure why. I might chop my own onion, if you guys tell me I really have to.
[Pic where you can actually see the bean type]
>>6408400
Prechopped onions? Enjoy your mediocore food.
Chopping an onion takes 2 minutes, most, if your knife is dull.
They sell pre-chopped onion?
>this man walks into your kitchen
>what do you cook for him?
>>6387201
a frozen meal
if he's too stuck up to eat it and enjoy it I'll stab him in the neck
Hit the mcdonalds drive thru
This.
What food could I eat that would give the closest approximation in taste to a vagina?
sashimi made from fish that was frozen, then thawed
salty milk and coins
Bags of sand.
Who eats this shit?
These strange salads that are smothered in cheese, mayonnaise, and/or ranch dressing. It just looks so disgusting
Not me but I do like to look at them on occasion and wonder the same thing.
I can't eat it. Every time I put it in my mouth it makes me gag. Even the smell.
When I have a salad it's just spinach or romaine, croutons, freshly shredded parmesan and zesty olive oil n vinegar dressing.
Fat women after Sunday church service
Alright, the Devil is coming to your house for dinner. You have one meal to impress him, what do you make?
>>6362778
nuggers and frenchies
We snort angel dust
deviled eggs
deviled ham
devil dogs
devil's food cake
tendies
I'm gonna do it /ck/, don't hold me back
>>6361907
what, clean that sink? about fucking time.
>>6361916
RIP in piece
I know that soda isn't exactly fine dining, but I have a penchant for trying every kind I can get my hands on. Post good sodas, sodas unique to your location, rare sodas, ect.
>>6353648
Rare, highly desirable. Can be had online for a high price
http://www.orcabeverage.com/storefront/retro_soda_pop/grapefruit_kiss.html
>>6353648
this is from NC, my home. A fast food joint called Cook Out sells this with vanilla softserve icecream for the same price as a soda.
>>6353648
a less-sweet cola from Maine
>>6353657
that looks amazing
#wifeymaterial
it's time to post terrible food made by terrible cooks with 100 hash tags
This honestly isn't that bad. There's Blue Moon and it doesn't look like any of that stuff was pre-cooked junk.
>>6328503
B-but I would actually eat that.
>>6328503
Looks fine to me. Chicken is possibly dry and I haven't had butter on rice since I was like 8, but I get it.
>mactualfw biting into a fucking rad hotdog
What's your face when biting into your favorite food /ck/?
>>6347438
>ketchup
>real hotdog
stay pleb
>>6347438
what kinda dog was that? i fucking love hot dogs
mfw
>>6347500
>stop liking what i don't like
