Hey /ck/ - huge pizza fan here.
Could scientists genetically modify trees to grow pizza slices?
>>7035943
No.
They could but the anti GMO hippies will try to block progress at every turn.
No, only engineers can create something useful
Does chocolate milk come from chocolate cows?
Yes.
And strawberry flavour milk comes op's mom
A fat faggot cow
That's a red cow.
Yo, I need ideas. My stepmom got pregnant, and is vomiting at the smell of nearly anything. I was going to make some Marsala tonight, or Picatta, but I was wondering if there's any suggestions y'all might have to help her handle the scent of food better. I can't have her just vomiting into my perfect chicken.
PNR.
>>7035894
Are you the baby's father?
>>7035894
DAMN NIGGA LOOK AT THAT ASS
Speaking from experience of vomiting at almost everything is to have her away from where food is being prepped. And, if possible, near ventilation so that the smell is away from her.
Luckily, the taste, for me, was never a problem. Just the smells. I obviously can't speak for her
Let's talk about canned meats.
Lets not.
>>7035855
Enjoy starving to death in the upcoming societal breakdown.
>>7035853
Only thing in that picture I wouldn't eat (unless starving) is the Vienna Sausage (grainy texture) and Chicken Breast (dry as chalk).
And I guess the turkey Spam. Regular spam is better.
The rest of that stuff is legit. Fried salmon patties? Hell yes.
>Order a sandwich in a restaurant
>Ask for no mayonnaise
>Waitress gives me a look of confusion and disgust
All I want to do is live in peace and not eat mayo
>Americans
>>7035652
It'll put hair on your chest. eat your damn mayo.
Wut? I used to be waitstaff. "No mayo" and "no onions" were probably fighting for the most common request.
How do you like your cottage cheese, friends?
in the trash with the feta
>>7035439
with black pepper
with pineapple or with green chile
>There are people here, that don't try things because they might be gross
>There are people here who don't actively learn to love things they hate in food, (Hating cilantro because genetics gets a pass here)
>There actually people actually bash foods
>There are people here that will post canned tamales that no one actually eats and say I wouldn't eat them and so my point is invalid.
>>7035291
That beautiful bakelite exterior and 7.62x39. So sad only made for 2.5 years
>>7035291
What's a tamale?
>>7035291
>actively learn to love things they hate
whats the point? if you don't like it, don't eat it. i think you're the autist here.
Let's get a thread about the best porridge.
>best additions
>steel cut or rolled (instant need not apply)
>overnight or hot
Here's mine:
>best additions
Cook in milk with vanilla extract, cinnamon, nutmeg, roasted bananas, Greek yogurt, brown sugar, chia seeds, tbsp of coconut oil or butter, wa la
>steel cut or rolled
Steel cut for hot, rolled for overnight
>overnight or hot
They're both delicious
Dates are a pretty nice addition
If it's cold out, I like milk and a little brown sugar, maybe some apples if I have them.
Peanut butter or pumpkin makes oats incredibly filling.
I'm a big fan of applesauce, honey, and cinnamon, but I'll chop up some apples if I have any.
can any1 give me the correct autistic numbers for the rice/water ratio and also the method to cook it?
what you have : 100g rice, salt , water and a kitchen with heat control 1-9.
p.s cup.spoon. etc.. are not numbers
75g parboiled rice
As much water as you fucking want
For as long as you fucking want
Buy parboiled rice like most of the world
>>7035223
The ratio is different for each kind of rice, age also plays a role.
>>7035223
You're going to need about ten water.
>p.s cup.spoon. etc.. are not numbers
Neither are grams.
Describe the worst food you've ever had and why
>I just ate a kebab yesterday at some random kebab store. First thing i've noticed is that the employee was a woman that didn't look kebabish at all
>There was no beef kebab, just chicken or turkey
>ordered a chicken kebab
>the woman started making it without even slicing the meat, just taking it from some place behind the counter
>"Do you want it with spicy sauce?"
>"yeah why not"
>she puts literally Ketchup and mustard WTF.JPG
the second bite on that "kebab" i noticed the chicken was freezed before and she barely put any salad, the "sauce" was literally like vomit and nothing like that tasty spicy yogurt sauce most people make.
To make it even worse, the kebab along with the coke costed me 6.5€, while in every kebab store it doesn't costs more than 5€.
Pic related, how a kebab should look like
> beef kebab
wtf mang. All I ever see is lamb or turkey.
>>7035000
*lamb or chicken, rather
>>7035000
it's common as fuck all around the world, i don't know where do you live
its 2015 why do people still lie to themselves and say olive oil tastes nice in cooking
Likely because they, unlike you, know which ones to buy, which ones to cook with and which ones to eat as they are.
>>7034815
This to be honest family
>>7034912
kek
Do people really put milk duds in their popcorn, or is that only an american thing?
Lol I've never heard of it. I'm America
>>7034794
It was on that koth episode where Bobby and Connie had a fake break up
I'm not sure where you got that idea, I've never seen anyone do that. It sounds like a perfect snack to eat while watching a movie high as fuck though.
I just find them... bland.
Am I doing it wrong?
>>7034703
Salt cured, smoked, and mascerated in herbed olive oil is the way to go.
>>7034703
salt them to bring out a little bit of flavor, but otherwise fresh moz doesn't have much flavor
>>7034703
It's bouncy milk!
What's the best trail mix?
Here's one of mine:
>salted peanuts
>salted almonds
>m&ms
>dried apricot
>dried cranberry
>chocolate covered espresso beans
>pretzel sticks
>>7034653
i buy the one with the pineapple, papaya, banana, coconut and sunflower seed.
plain peanuts is the best. Raisins, candy, and dried fruit, are teeth destroyers.
Is this for actual hiking or will you be inhaling it while browsing 4chan?
I do everything I can to avoid salty foods when I'm /out/ because it means more drinking and pissing and having to carry more water.
I like almonds and dried apples. The apples are good to mix into my morning oatmeal too.
Anybody else like this?
>Meal gets served with Salad
>Have to finish the salad before I touch anything else on the plate
Post your weird eating habits if you have any.
>>7034572
ask ur mum about my eating habits m8
>>7034572
I thought everyone did this.
not weird, but i eat what i dont like first so the rest of the dish can be eaten in peace with no chance of disturbance
