How do you make the ultimate PBJ?
Croutons, crunchy Jiff brand peanut butter, crushed grapes with sugar
bread
peanut butter
jelly
bread
Sourdough
Peanut Butter
Jelly
Slightly more peanut butter than jelly
A few banana slices too
Where did this "taco bell gives you the shits" meme come from?
I've eaten there several times and never had any problems. And I don't even eat fast food that much so its probably more likely to fuck my stomach up than people who eat FF on a regular basis
Maybe the people who say this should stop order XL nacho belle grande crunchwrap burrito supreme taco double decker chalupa shit
Curious about this as well.
Also wondering about the origin of spicy food "giving people the shits"
Seriously, I have eaten a lot of Taco Bell in my life, and I've never once had a bad digestive experience.
>>7043308
>>7043317
>>7043326
I ate Taco Bell once in my entire life. It was pretty good, but I shit my pants on the ride home. The stomach cramps preceding the shit explosion were so bad I almost drove off the road.
I had a nearly identical experience with Indian food. So I just don't fuck with the Bell or spicy food anymore.
I bet it's genetic, like lactose tolerance.
I got this baco noir because I had never tasted it before. I'm not sure if I like it. I hear wines described as "foxy", is that what this means? Maybe it will grow on me, I took a whiff and a sip the instant I popped the bottle.
Also, wine general.
no fucking cue.
i do know that if you decant Carlo Rossi burgundy for an hour, people assume it's a hell of a lot more expensive than $8/half gal.
"Foxy" replies to flavors associated with grapes in the labrusca species (like Concord or Cascade) rather than vinifera (basically all European varietals)
The taste is like Manischewitz or grape juice.
>>7045479
As a follow-up:
Baco noir is a vinifera-ripera hybrid, so the grape is partly native north American. So you might indeed be getting the foxy character.
Any opinions or personal experiences using a Pit Barrel Cooker? Looks interesting, seems to get some pretty good reviews.
>>http://pitbarrelcooker.com/
>>7043225
$300 is a fucking ridiculous price.
>>7043262
Agreed. $300 is a retarded price for what is obviously just a modified barrel. You can get a much nicer, larger grill for that price.
What's for dinner? I'm going with a comfort food, mother fucking hot dogs in baked beans...honestly I know it's shit but who doesn't love it?
Anyway, what are you having?
>>7043223
Agree that pork sausages and beans is a classic and delicious combination, but I'd probably draw the line at hot dogs and baked beans, because it's just too fucking degraded. Also too full of sugar.
But who the fuck am I to talk? I was feeling lazier than you. My dinner tonight is bread, hummus, olives, pickled turnips and a bottle of wine.
>>7043223
cracked pepper and red wine angus beef snausages on a bed of carrots and beans softly supported by fine strained mash tatties combined with sour cream and chives, salt and pepper to taste.
Pork sausage with small sweet peppers and cherry tomatoes
And a weird ass bottle of canadian wine that I'm trying to make sense of
hello coo/ck/s! I'm looking for a cheap yet fine chili recipe. can you help me?
>>7043199
whatever meat you can afford
beans to stretch it
cumin, chile peppers, oregano, salt
garlic, onions
tomatos
dark beer
Yeah slash your neck and let the blood drip in the pot, it won't taste good but at least you'll die
I am in a situation here.
I have friends coming over for my birthday this weekend and a few of them are girls who don't like the taste of beer or doing shots, so I am planning to make some sort of lemonade drink.
Any ideas on recipes? I have never made mixed drinks before so I have no idea what I am doing, and what mixes well with things.
I was thinking of getting some of pic related, and just mixing it with some flavoured Bacardi (either black razz or lemon flavour)... does that sound like it would be alright?
If not, what mixes well with lemonade?
>>7043168
Get the lime-ade make margaritas
>>7043172
No idea how to make that, can you point me to a good recipe?
>>7043194
Dude fart you - you can use google to learn how to make a margarita
Here is a recipe that is pretty sweet - it's called Panty Dropper
30 rack of Natty Light
Handle (maybe two) of bottom tier vodka
Pink lemonade
Tequila if you fucking feel like it
Throw it all into a big water cooler or one of those Gatorade dispensers they throw on coaches after sportsball
Stir and enjoy or don't - I'm not bothered
Bump if you wanted to choke a customer on their own lower intestine tonight!
Arsehole table wanted 5 well-done steaks 10 mins after closing time. Manager was around and she's a cunt, so I couldn't say no.
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Can you imagine? Doing the job you're paid to do
The horror, the horror
>>7043112
You dumb fuck, it was 10 minutes after closing. Not knowing how to read. The horror.
>>7043089
That's your management's fault for not saying no or locking the door at closing, not the retards that came in
What do you think of these onion rings, /ck/?
>>7042996
Not enough of them and where's the hotsauce?
I hope you didn't pay money for those.
breading is shit
Who /malta/ here?
>>7042934
I like it but it's hard to find any variety in my country.
Jien Malti minn Malta. Għaliex?
It's pretty okay, but as an American it's usually located next to the other import sodas and tamarind jarritos wins out 95% of the time
What's some healthy food that I can easily pack and eat almost anywhere (or at least on a bench)?
Macaroni salad and braunschweiger.
I pack grilled chicken Cesar salads. Make sure to tape your tupperware lid closed though.
>>7042903
carrots and cucumber with hummus
I want to make split pea soup with chicken for a family meal tomorrow night and I'm asking for tips for making a great split pea soup. I'll be doing it in a slow cooker with dried peas and chicken breast, chicken broth, carrots, sweet potato, onion, celery, and cabbage.
What would you do with it?
Also, what should I serve with it? Crusty bread? Any unique alternatives to bread come to mind? How do you round out soup for a meal?
Thanks, /ck/.
Split pea chicken lol wtf. Its ham and pea soup. The saltyness and ham fat change the pea goop into something edible.
>>7042802
what the hell happened to this lady?
>>7042835
relax, it's just blood
3:30 and I'm decently drunk. What's up with you fuckers?
me too, but i'm out of booze
i sure wish i had some whiskey
>>7042742
clevelander living in seattle checking in..
godspeed, cle-bro. i heard it's in the 70s there, why not go drink outside someplace?
>>7042756
don't ever tell me how to live my life
What's the difference between spaghetti and carbonara?
THIS IS BAIT
spaghetti is made of wheat whereas carbonara is made of cream, my shitlord.
spaghetti is a type of noodle IE an ingredient
carbonara is a completed course
What do you think about this sandwich?
I think you should shove it up your ass
>>7042686
Poor quality roast beef on a hamburger bun? I'll pass.
>>7042686
Komissar Rex, the police dog loves those sandwiches.
