>Live from the designaged shitting streets, it's Aziz Ansari
CLEAN WESTERN TOILETS
>BOOOOO
>GET OUT OF TOWN
INDIAN SHITTING FIELDS
>applause
KILL THE WHITE MAN AND TAKE HIS DAUGHTERS TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>crowd goes wild
So I was at wal mart and I needed ro release
>crowd giggles with anticipation
So I went to the back where I saw the restrooms. Needless to say, I was greeted to a clean western toilet.
Of course they don't expect me to release THERE.
>laughter gets heaver and heaver over time
So, I went to the truck loading zone and poped a squat and shat all over the place
>crowd erupts with laughter which makes Yankee Stadium sound like a whisper
I was in India and saw a women using a clean western toilet. Me and my buddies Kayne West and Drake raped her with a rebar and threw her body in the ganges
>crown starts laughing and shitting in the isle
>>62698756
Did you write this yourself? lol, that's pretty good man. You should do stand up. Do you mind if I use this? Of course I would give credit to you.
>>62698756
>Me and my buddies Kayne West and Drake raped her with a rebar and threw her body in the ganges
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did, butI read it in his voice
>tfw master of none is actually good
how
MASK THREAD
You know the deal, talk about The Mask (1999) and its sequels!
Last thread didn't have enough webm's of cameron diaz
>>62698746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3PBcenzz8
MASK?
>>62698746
>and its sequels
No thanks i would rather not.
I'm pretty sure George Lucas literally has autism.
>>62698697
Nah, this dog is one half of a duo who are ruining his legacy
I'm pretty sure a LOT of famous creative types have some form of autism. It takes a certain type of mindset to fully dedicate yourself to a task like that, with very little chance of payoff or success. Most normies would quit after losing money on a few short films, and go get a real job
>>62698697
nah, ya think?
What's some of the most hilarious bad acting you've seen?
https://youtu.be/fhmWWVqkdHE
A recent example would be the first minute of this
le BTBR man
https://youtu.be/ahLiLj79uxM?t=350
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNcgOSKcYDg
Knowing he won an Oscar and then did this makes it all the better.
>>62698775
I heard that movie was OK if you went into it expecting it to basically be a teenage girls wet dream fanfiction
I just finished watching this. What was your guys verdict on it?
Pretty decent imo .. not amazing though. It kind of wears it's influences on it's sleeve.
DUDE F*CK SOCIETY LMAO
>>62698539
Pretty solid, also i love how half the people that shit on it seem to misunderstand the show despite it not even having depth
I enjoyed it, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure. I really liked the way it was shot & edited, the music choices, etc - aesthetically I think it's one of the best shows on television. Cast is solid too.
Writing is pretty spotty, though. It deals with interesting ideas, but does so with ZERO subtlety. And as many others have said, the "Fight Club" connection walks a very fine line between reference and ripoff.
I'm not interested.
But you can watch it and like it, it's ok.
Why so low?
It's a fun show. Not perfect, but fun. The '90s Flash show is pretty good, too.
Does Sheev have the most expressive face in all of Star Wars?
>>62698297
lol that awkward look back
"welp, done with my lines.."
>>62698297
yes, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
Is film school complete bullshit? Im not in the business, but it seems like any kid can use the money he would spend on film school and just buy a camera and some editing software, read some books and watch some videos about the craft, and then make some shitty little movies and put them on the internet and he would be ok if he was good.
Or he could make a movie and enter it in some film fest and if people like it, it gets some press and the big shots in hollywood take notice. Any here actually do this for a living? Im kind of interested in how it works
>>62698254
It's mainly for networking purposes, but there is some genuine stuff you can learn in there from what I've heard.
>>62698254
>>62698558
I'm in first year film school and haven't learned much since I had done research and have experience shooting with friends, but I have met people I'm sure I'll know my whole life for getting work and shit
>>62698254
its just as hard getting into the business with or without one, but you'd climb the ladder quicker with going to film school..unless you stand out as fuck
post some /tv/, i need to build a collection
>guaranteedreplies.jpg
>>62698233
i'll dump some to get the thread going
Day of the Retcon was shit edition.
And redhaired Tilda Swinton as next Doctor when?
Regenerated into GOAT Doctor >>62682978
I think when the Doctor brings back Gallifrey, the time war will continue. How can you have the time lords back and Skaro back and expect it all to be fine? Capaldi becomes War Doctor 2.0
>>62698313
Talking across threads is stupid.
>>62697793
Both the End of Time retcon and the Day of the Doctor one are as bad as each other.
In both cases, the behavior of the Doctor before the retcon doesn't feel right at all.
In the RTD era, you have to assume that when the Doctor talks about how beautiful Gallifrey was and about how he would save it he's thinking of Gallifrey before the Time Lords went insane.
In The End of Time, you have to assume that pretty much every time the word "Time Lord" is mentioned it's referring only to Rassilon and his cronies.
I fucking hate asspull retcons like that, but as a Doctor Who fan it's impossible to avoid them. I just kind of liked the End of Time one because I loved the evil Time Lords in that episode, but in a way it's even worse than Day because it's RTD going against the backstory that he had created himself.
Oh, and the portrayal of Rassilon was fine, it followed logically from what Big Finish had done with the character in the McGann audios. It's one of the few cases the TV show actually took EU stuff into account, even if it wasn't specifically mentioned.
oh lawd, whitey does it again
http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/news/632285-gods-of-egypt-posters
We had this exact thread last night.
/pol/ came in and went on about the "we wuz kings" meme and then they posted a lot of artwork and genetic markers to prove the ancient Egyptians were not sub-Saharan.
We don't need this thread again. It is a daily thread on /pol/ and they will love to talk about it.
>we wuz kings!
So it's "Immortals" in Egypt, right down to the garish costumes?
name yours /tv/
Dazed and Confused
>>62698016
wat
This season of Arrow is pretty good so far senpai. Got all the ladies back in full leather kicking ass, and the return ofSara. They should just drop Ollie and make Thea the main character.
how can a bow work with no strings?
>>62697861
they CGI the string
muh dick
ITT: Films only us 90s kids understand.
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/film/ or star shit quarantine board?
Every board is getting one thing
>>62697752
/cel/ tbhfam
>>62697752
Why don't you just literally go to Reddit? There's tons and tons of dead subreddits there so you can be alone in your little hugbox.
>>62697780
When did you start posting on/tv/?
