I'm going to start a 2 Broke Girls marathon. Wish me luck, /tv/.
>>62706007
Don't forget to use lotion.
Just watch Milena Velba porn, it's much more satisfying.
>>62706021
Why would he need lotion? It's a comedy.
Peter Falk thread
there is not a single better TV detective
Hey, OP! Go Falk yourself.
CBS refused to produce Columbo's last case.
So what the fuck is up with this show. Is it real. Is it funny. Should I watch it. Which episode should I start with?
I'm so puzzled by every single instance that someone asks some form of the question,
>where should I start?
Always always always at the beginning. That's where the show started and everyone else started so that's where you should start. Why is that so difficult for everyone to comprehend?
From Star Trek to MGS to Silent Hill to fucking Star Wars.
Start at the beginning, release order if I have to be exact.
Episode one of season one you nitwit.
In my opinion it's very funny and you should watch it.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Gas Station / Caricature Artist.
Yes, watch it. Start with any episode, really. I recommend going from the beginning because there are recurring guests.
CRAIG is more like the badass we wish we could be
BROSNAN is more like your dad who cracks dad jokes everywhere. I wish you'd all take your nostalgia goggles off and see the truth about this
Craig is an effeminate hack pretending to be a badass by doing athletics and by being inexpressive. Shit actor.
I first saw craig as the incompetent sadistic schmuck from Road to perdition, so I could never take him seriously as James bond.
Goldeneye was my first bond movie so Brosnan will be forever my default Bond even if he gets the black treatment.
>Changing James Bond from a tall, dark haired, smooth, amazing accent, athletic guy to a
>Manlet with goofy ears, grape shaped head, receding hairline, and acting that makes a 2x4 look like the most expressive thing in the universe.
Yes clearly the best Bond. Only britdongs like this version because he more closely resembles their own inbred mutant genes
What's next for his career?
Hopefully breaking into my house while I'm sleeping and then impregnating my wife.
>>62705591
getting his teeth fixed
>>62705591
Here's your $65k, what'll you spend it on? Maybe getting rid of those dead teeth in your mouth and replacing them?
>I will rent several sports cars
O-Oh... well er... be careful
>It is ok, I am a film star now, oscar nominated, I will be very famous
h-haha yeah, ok buddy
hey /tv/, what are some good UK tv shows?
i've already seen humans, black mirror, skins, misfits and being human
>>62705382
The Inbetweeners
The Inbetweeners, Skins, Shameless, Luther, Micro Men
>>62705382
>hey /tv/
Go away.
webm thread?
>A COMMUNICATIONS DISRUPTION CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING
Does Bibble normally jump to conclusions like that?
I don't get this meme. It's a galaxy full of hyper-advanced technology. This planet probably depends very heavily on communications for everything. Trade, emergencies, entertainment, whatever. And this is a peaceful planet where the weather is always nice. We never see a hint of a storm anywhere, and even if there is bad weather, I'm sure the communications infrastructure has planned for it.
So a communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion.
>>62705109
It could just as easily be the trade federation doing it to put even more pressure and malice behind they're blockade.
It doesn't necessarily mean they're invading the planet in force.
>>62705109
>hyper advanced technologies
They don't even have digital
Meanwhile, at the /tv/ Cinema
>>62704641
*Shoots everyone*
God bless America :^)
>>62704641
Hey where are the showers m8? Also spare me some crab legs.
I'll have an order of crab legs with a large mountain dew please
Did anyone else feel as happy watching this episode as the characters in the episode felt seeing Craig and tweek together? It just made me feel like the world isn't such a bad place after all
best South Park episode in years.
>>62704609
Stupid fucking weeaboo
Thoughts and opinions please? I think the character has become so overhyped that he's no fun anymore.
>read Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal
>watched Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Manhunter
I love Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs but the Manhunter Version of Lecter is also great.
Have yet to watch Red Dragon.
Hannibal was a shitfest but I thought it was cool when it came out cause I was a kid.
Even the book is really weird and seems like fanfiction, didn't like the route it took with Lecter and Starling at all.
Manhunter Lecter is my favorite Lecter.
>>62704554
Bump with this guy, also pretty scary.
The whole movie is unbelievably 80s, I love it.
SotL>=Hannibal (TV)>Manhunter>Hannibal>Red Dragon>Hannibal Risingdesu I like all of them except Rising and Red Dragon
So does SG-1 get better or was it always just mediocre.
I just finished Atlantis and enjoyed the level of technology and cheekiness and alien design. Going back to finally complete SG-1 since I only got bits and pieces as a kid. So far 10 episode in and this shit is boring me to tears.
Does it get more exciting or the characters more interesting or is this the pace I am in for 7 more seasons?
>>62704506
You started at season 1? I thought season 1 was pretty slow. Eventually they move away from the characterization of the movie characters and they become their own thing. Eventually the villans get more serious and humor sets in. I can't really say when that happens, just that I immensely enjoyed both series.
>>62704621
Alright I'll muscle through it because I remember loving the show when I was younger but godamn these early episodes are suffering.
>>62704734
I know, like the second episode with the nomads and the two tribes is so fucking cringy
>We at Disney fight stereotypes and discrimination!
>White leader
>Mexican mechanic
>Japanese samurai
>Chinese blind Kung-Fu monk
>>62704214
Where's the nigger criminal?
>>62704238
In the brig
>Donnie Yen
Not bad.
So what's the point of this character? It seems like he's not part of the trio. Was he added just for the sake of diversity?
>>62704144
Start a hashtag, faggot. This is a no whining zone.
>>62704144
I don't hate that he's Hispanic, I hate that he was just added in because he's Hispanic. I also don't find him very attractive, they couldn't have found a better looking spic?
>>62704144
I hate the fact that they haven't shown Luke in any promo material, and publicly addressed that they didn't show Luke in any promo material.
And I hate the whole "OH, LEIA'S A GENERAL NOW, BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE A SCENE WHERE SOMEONE CALLS HER A PRINCESS..."
YOU'RE NOT CLEVER, JJ, YOU'RE SHIT.
I just know he's going to have her be mad about it like it's a fucking racial slur, but part of the reason Leia was so endearing is because she was a princess AND a badass (at least in Episode 4)
Then they have Oscar Isaac as a fucking pilot, we've seen a total of 2 seconds of his footage. How are you going to hire Oscar Isaac and waste him on nobody role?
Where's Brienne? Is she not in this movie anymore? BILL WEASLEY IS PLAYING A VILLAIN? SERIOUSLY?
God, this movie is going to be shit.
>be a child of the 90's
>hate any movie made in the 2010's
Anybody else know my feel?
>muh millenials
grow up
No. Watch better movies from the 2010's.
I know that feel. Heavyweights may be the greatest movie of all time.
