>yfw you realized this wasn't a parody poster
When is the le epic capeshit and godshit bubble going to explode already?
nice orange and blue 2bh
reminds me of Immortals
do people still worship ancient egyptian and ancient greek gods? isnt this non-PC and offensive to someone? save us SJWs
>>62709323
>Horus
>No bird head
Dropped
Duncan Jones making Screaming Females movie.
>>62709680
I have the biggest crush on marissa
Harmony Korine makes William Basinski biopic.
>Early returns for By the Sea — a moody marital drama starring Angelina Jolie Pitt and Brad Pitt — is struggling badly in its limited North American debut, according to early Friday returns.
>Scathing reviews are no doubt hurting the film, written and directed by Jolie Pitt, in addition to starring. It's the first time the duo have appeared together on the big screen since Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2005. While that film was a major commercial play, By the Sea is a throwback to the art house movies of the 1970s.
>Still, the numbers aren't looking good for the Universal film, considering it features two of the biggest stars in the world. Estimates show By the Sea coming in at $90,000-$100,000 from 10 theaters for the weekend, putting its location average at a dismal $9,000-$10,000. Comparisons are tough, but George Clooney's Good Night, and Good Luck posted a location average of $38,313 when it opened in 11 theaters in 2005.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-angelina-jolie-pitts-840163
Jesus Christ is The Martian the only movie that hasn't bombed this Fall?
Ouch.
Women cant make movies. The best movies in history are from men because they actually get shit done
>>62708983
>By the Sea is a throwback to the art house movies of the 1970s.
I'm interested.
Even if you don't like Bill Maher, I can't wait to watch him go HAM on Muslims on his show tonight
>>62708867
stream when
>>62708867
The last thread was deleted, but we do have weekly live threads and it's on in 50 mins so it *should* be cool
But yeah, you're right, should be interesting
Panel's whatever, but he's having a Muslim woman on anyway
>Asra Quratulain Nomani is an Indian-American journalist, author, lecturer and feminist, known as an activist involved in the Muslim reform and Islamic feminist movements.
fuck
someone record it pls. does he put it on youtube
>and here is hayden, there is, you have to jump and ewan will cut you with his light saber any questions?
>but wouldn't jumping give me the high ground?
>>62708842
this is getting a bit ridiculous
I like how I reposted this set of old shops a week ago and all the Star Wars tourists think it's some epic new meme.
kek
Is this the end of 007?
>>62708927
craig will probly do one more 3-4 years from now
>lower than Man from Uncle
Right, so this bit is exceptionally stupid.
The electrostaff used by Grievous' guards were stupid because lightsabers are supposed to be a mythical weapon that can cut through damn near anything. To have a weapon that can block them defeats the point.
HOWEVER, they made sense in a certain way due to the context in which they existed. Grievous' guards fought in a war where Jedi and lightsabers were prevalent. If a weapon to block them HAS to exist, it makes sense to have them be utilised in a situation where lightsabers are seen everywhere.
So why, then, does a First Order trooper have a staff that can block lightsabers? The last of the lightsaber users stopped being active thirty years before the setting of TFA. Kylo Ren doesn't really count seeing as how he is aligned with the First Order. But it's gotten to the point where Jedi and lightsabers are urban legends, so why have weapons that are designed to defend soldiers against them?
>>62708668
>what is a force staff
electrostaffs are able to block light sabres but not cut through all normal materials instantly like lightsabres
cause poetry
it rhymes
What did he mean by this?
>>62708624
it's performance art, you wouldn't get it
>>62708624
knew he was being recorded so he did it to show off
>>62708624
Literally the king.
lol
>>62708479
DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNDOM
>>62708479
you know the rules, someone stream them
Masterpiece or Reddit?
>>62708388
What the fuck is reddit
Trash.
>>62708388
>People on reddit like it therefore we aren't allowed to like it
You're letting reddit users dictate your preferences by doing this.
It's Friday the 13th, /tv/.
That means it's time to watch one of the Friday the 13th movies. I personally recommend Part 4. It's easily the best/most rounded Ft13th films.
Or 2.
Let's get a stream going for the first movie!
>>62709231
But the first movie is shit to be honest family.
2 is my favorite, 4 is probably "the best" and 6 is also a strong contender.
Anyone else got annoyed they felt obligated to include some muslim girl as part of some genius hackers group?
yes
#KillAllRagheads
>Anyone else got annoyed they felt obligated to include some girl as part of some genius hackers group?
exact moments you lost all respect for a character
pic very related
what a fucking scumbag
>>62708186
they fucked up gimli's character in two towers and he became a total joke in rotk
it's really the worst part of the trilogy
>>62708186
You can't really blame him. I mean they still had to face the armies of Mordor and were vastly outnumbered.
>>62708186
>implying you would off released them.
>go to see this
>only other people in the theatre are a mother with three children and a father with his daughter
>it's adorable
>the father and I are the only ones enjoying ourselves
Is Peanuts dead?
>>62708044
It was so fucking cute holy shit
I don't think it's dead, but I'd like it to stay standalone.
>>62708044
I went to see it with mygfand the theater was packed.
It was actually pretty great. I'm glad they didn't try to modernize it by making the characters cynical or anything. My only complaint was the overlong Red baron sequences. That shit lasted like twenty minutes and was pretty pointless
>>62708103
The sequences were fun, but I agree that they went on too long. They could've shaved a few minutes off of them and still managed to parallel the main plot like they were intending. My biggest issue was with the music. Didn't really match up to the classic jazz that is usually associated with Peanuts, except for Linus & Lucy, of course.
I just watched Apocalypse Now on /tv/'s recommendation and WOW is it one of the most overrated, boring films I've ever seen. Arguably Kubrick's weakest.
What other films has /tv/ lied to you about?
wait, you watched the whole film in a row?
>>62708028
>Watches a Kubrick film
>surprised to find out that it's overrated.
I've never once enjoyed a Kubrick film from beginning to end.
>apocalypse now
>Kubrick
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