i cringe watching the trailers for this.
I cried watching the trailers multiple times.
I'm a 25 year old man. I didn't even cry at my father's funeral.
>>62716292
Hi Trekkie
>>62716301
the dialogue in the trailers is atrocious. Its appealing to the lowest common demonitor.
I expect the flick will be littered with collar pulling scenes.
Why do you watch movies /tv/?
feels man, feels
>>62716244
Escapism.
To experience the emotions I feel from taking part in something halfway between fantasy and reality
My favorite thing on TV is a commercial campaign
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Literally perfect
>>62716166
link me to it I dont own a tv
So in The Empire Strikes Back, Luke flies in his X-Wing from Hoth to Dagobah. Then he flies it to Cloud City. Did he use a hyperdrive?
At the same time, Han and Leia fly the Millenium Falcon from Hoth to the asteroid belt and then to Cloud City. It is established as a major plot point that the Millenium Falcon's hyperdrive isn't working. So how did they get from Hoth to Bespin? In what seems like a very short amount of time. Is Bespin in the same solar system as Hoth? How fast can a ship go without a hyperdrive?
>>62716101
xwing has hyperdrive
falcon is just really fast and I think bespin was the closest.
Luke's Xwing has hyperdrive, but can't remember where I read that. Either way, it would take days to get anywhere because his hyperdrive computer is not nearly as good as the Falcon's. So how does Luke piss and shit along the way?
>>62716138
hyper toilet
OH NO...BETTE MIDLER
>>62715991
So he's Nelson's dad right?
>>62716052
I always wondered about this, in my headcanon he is.
>tfw some kid you went to high school with is vine famous
If only I attention-whored harder I'd be in an episode of Law and Order by now.
when you have something wrong with your teeth and it starts affecting your heart, just have mary j blige sing into your mouth you fucking dumb nigger
>>62715562
>black people aren't smart enough to become dentists
That's just not true, Chris Tucker!
I legitimately don't know what point he's trying to make here.
Can someone explain what he was trying to say?
The science ficture adventure "Robocop"
fuck you
now I want to go back and watch old Siskel and Ebert reviews
huh. just found this neat one about alien invasion movies:
http://siskelandebert.org/video/SR5NUG512SM6/Invasion-of-the-Outer-Space-Movies-1980
> listening them yell at each other over The Crow
http://siskelandebert.org/video/352M3W64YKMM/Clean-Slate--The-Crow--Crooklyn-1994
inb4 people call them SJWs
http://siskelandebert.org/video/N5SUHUORRKB9/Women-In-Danger-SP1980
Why was Gomez so fucking cool?
Hell, why was Raul Julia so fucking cool in general?
>>62715524
i watched the first adams family on halloween, first time since it came out, and i was suprised how good it was. is the 2nd one as good?
also, raul is pretty cool, but all i know him from is adams family and street fighter, has he done other noteworthy things i should check out?
>>62715549
It's actually considered better. I fucking love both Addams family movies.
>>62715549
>is the 2nd one as good?
No but it's still enjoyable. That could be nostalgia though. I watched the first one dozens of times when I was little.
You guys think Tom Hardy can be the next James Bond? I feel like he'd feel the role nicely. But I wonder if he would feel too much like Craig. Each Bond tended to come with their own personality, though maybe the Craig personality is what the modern person sees when we think of James Bond. Then again, Im sure there's people who are still thrown off from the Pierce Brosman to the Craig transition.
He's as much of a faggot as Craig, so most people won't notice the difference.
>>62715450
I'd be content with Dan Stevens or maybe Michael Fassbender, but Hardy seems a little too...I dunno, rugged? He's more of a type that would make a good Bond henchman, like Oddjob or Jaws.
I really think it's about time that role gets some color. It's the current year people.
What does /tv/ think of this?
>>62715332
PLS STOP SHILLING THIS SHIT!
>>62715332
the other 3 threads weren't enough?
>>62715332
/tv/ has no idea what it is because it's not available for stealing
ONE DAY, I SAW A CHILD PLAYING WIF A RUBY THE SIZE OF A BLOODY TANGERINE
>>62715330
That's not how he says tangerine you bloody poof
>>62715330
AFLONG FLING FONG FLONG?
>>62715455
Tell me then
It is out on VOD now.
What did you think of it ?
Also, any link ?
great, 3d was great if you can make it out
watch i stand alone and irreversible first for some perspective
it hast been on PtP for a week or so you filthy pleb
What are your favourite snowy films?
McCabe & Mrs. Miller
>>62715100
Hook
Scarface
Guys the Martian is really good it's like Gravity but entertaining and a bit more believable (emotionally) despite being less believable.
The science is atrociously shitty
>just ran the numbers guys
>im gonna hack the shuttle with 24 int edits and qml(actually I don't recognize the language it's possibly made up)
But it's really good at the same time since it's never really artificially tense, by that I mean someone's gonna die, rather than relationship isn't going well tense. Really liked it, I think it was worth 11 bucks
Thanks for reading! Make sure to like and favorite.
>>62715090
>like and favorite
Hoo boy.
As science goes, it hits the mark better than Interstellar or Gravity. Don't know what the fuck you're on about there.
DUDE SCIENCE LMAOare there supposed to be plants in that pic?
>>62715159
Promo pic, they fucked up. No Martian Plants in the movie except for the ones Damon makes.
Kinda like the lightposts in the Kylo Ren promo pic.
I just finished watching this show on Netflix and why was the first season the only one worth watching?
All of the other actors who portrayed the main character are sappy and corny to all hell while the main actor in season one was bad ass.
This show is literally shit tier except for the first season and I'm unsure on why I even stuck with it toward the end.
David Tennant wasn't bad.
>>62714976
Fan girl confirmed.
>>62714951
>Can't heckle the Eccle
You'll never taste the Ecclescake.
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