>expect this to be a polyamory propaganda
>3 hours of kek memes
>it actually portraits the lesbian couple as normal people
>only one small kek
>boring and surprising at the same time
Another thing I do not comprehend is how the main character, a clear mouthbreather, has some jawline.
What /tv/ thing about this movie?
>>62708019
Sexy as fuck.
Best film of 2013. Genuinely affecting
>>62708019
I liked it. It was a long movie, but I didn't feel it most of the time. Maybe it's my own sensibilities, but I felt the sex scenes didn't need to be so explicit and gratuitous.
american television... what the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEBjIc-D_0A
>>62707998
what are you supposed to do when somebody gets all up in your face like that
man i love watching kids get put in their place
You've never heard of a "Scared Straight" program before? That's what happens (although keep in mind by virtue of them being recorded, they could either be holding back or playing it up for the cameras)
I finally got around to watching this masterpiece.
Where do I go from here as no other show gives me the same satisfaction.
masturbate
nowhere. I guess you could try GoT but it gets quite shit pretty fast. shame really
>tfw season 3 is never going to happen
>>62707982
>Got
I've watched it since it started/read the books.
20 good men can't defeat 2 hacks.
Guess what move I'm going to see /tv/
Pic related, I'm at the cinema now. Will post more pics in a minute.
>>62707804
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
Poor Little White Guy
>he calls it a cinema
>The actor reportedly has a long list of celebrity exes including an award-winning actress, a religious movie star, a top Hollywood personality with a controversial past, a TV star, a media personality and a model
Who is it? I need a name.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3315835/Porn-star-sex-Hollywood-actor-secretly-battling-HIV-fears-epidemic-reveals-slept-50-adult-actresses-transsexuals.html#comments
It's Sheen.
Charlie Sheen
>>62707702
>Charlie Sheen will die in our life time
what was this film's message?
>>62707678
Why bother?
>>62707678
DUDE DRUGS ARE BAD LMAO
Drugs are bad, mkay
recommend me a good romance movie
Audition
Punch-Drunk Love. Autism simulator.
>>62707647
tristan and isolde
salmon fishing in the yemen
etc etc
Did he know, /tv/?
>>62707588
My baby... my baby girl... oh god
.. what have i done? (Thud)
Yeah. Leland knew for about two minutes.
>>62707622
But in Fire Walk With Mehe shouts out 'Don't make me do this!' just before he kills Laura.That doesn't sound like BOB speaking.
>>62707704
Another reason why Fire Walk with Me was ass
GOODNIGHT SWEETPRINCE
it was probably for the best
hes going insane
>>62707569
RIP
IN '87
>>62707539
Oh shid how do i delete thread
>>62707601
Too late
>>62707539
I was one year young.
Why do we never talk about this guy
>Fist Full of Dollars
>For a Few Dollars More
>The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
>Once Upon a Time in the West
>Once Upon a Time in America
>>62707497
Because there's pretty little to discuss.
All his movies are good or better. He had artistic vision, but was also able to pull in the numbers, which is admirable. A great director.
>>62707497
Once Upon a Time in America is easily his most patrician film, but it gets the least attention.
>Why do we never talk about this guy
What planet do you live on?
If he's not discussed more, its because 90% of his films are of the same genre and have the same style, but with different plots plugged in. Not that that's inherently bad, there's just not a ton to say
Jay Leno gets a lot of criticism for the Tonight Show debacle with Conan but I think the man has a heart of gold.
Consider this:
>Jay is the last of his family, his parents and siblings have all passed on
>Jay has never had kids of his own
I feel like these points have a deep significance that most people overlook. Anyone familiar with the ideas of "Antinatalism" will understand what I'm getting at here. I think it takes tremendous compassion NOT to have a child, not to subject a being to the suffering inherent in existence for the utterly selfish reasons usually cited by parents and reproductive instincts. It takes GUTS to know that you will grow old and die without passing on your genes and having kids.
Jay Leno is practically a Buddha at this point. He has enjoyed his life and hobbies like his car collection. He probably couldn't do that if he had kids. Why should we all sacrifice our lives for our kids, who will then sacrifice their lives for their kids, all of us missing out on living truly fulfilling lives beyond age 30? It's absurd.
Please, re-consider your hate of Jay Leno, for he is a beautiful man with a heart of gold. There's a sadness to him, having lost his family, but it's bittersweet. I think he made the right life choices and find him to be truly inspirational. I'm not joking at all.
>>62707375
This is all good and noble, and he sounds like a kind person.
That doesn't mean you deserve your own talk show. You have to be funny to have your own talk show.
/thread
>>62707395
There is a cool story about Jay's kindness, actually. He told it on an episode of Jay Leno's Garage. Apparently a kid in middle school or something was bragging to his friends that he knew Jay, or that Jay was his uncle, and he wrote a letter to Jay saying that his friends don't believe him and taunt him about it, and he asked if Jay would give him a ride to school one day. Well, I guess the kid lived near where Jay lived and worked, so he actually arranged to do it, and showed up in a Lamborghini car and drove the kid to school, then when he got out he shouted "See you later" so the kid's friends could hear and see who it was.
It's a very touching story. I got the sense that it really stood out in Jay's memory because he never had kids of his own.
One thing I like about Jay is that he never let his politics play apart in the show. You couldn't guess with any confidence whether he was a Republican or a Democrat.
Unlike Letterman who'd ambush people he didn't agree with and fellate those he did.
I've been on a Keeanu Reeves binge since I saw John Wick last week, ah man 30 minutes into pic related and the dialogue already has me cringing. Is this how all Eli Roth movies are?
>>62707350
shut up loser. get a life or something.
>>62707369
Sorry Eli :(
>>62707369
This 2bh. Knock Knock is already being considered what of the movies of the year and some fat autist complaining about it in his basement will never change that.
mfw I realize we will never hear Warrior of Light in a GoT episode again
>>62707292
You will hear it when Melisandre ressurects Jon Snow :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30
Really hoping to see a variation of Warrior of Light in the future.
>>62707346
bingo. Warrior of Light mixed with the Stark theme would be GOAT
Maybe when Brienne kills the Mountain during Cersei's trial.
This was shit, why was everyone raving about it?
>>62707215
Because it was shot well and had good pacing despite being a bit silly and basically sci-fi fantasy that didn't even go as "deep" as the introduction paragraph on the turing test wikipedia article.
And that is enough to put it in the recent "good sci-fi" because it was closer than most to hard sci-fi and like horror actual sci-fi doesn't get that much made for it.
I don't know, but if you didn't like it, then everyone else must be wrong ...
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