>Live from the designaged shitting streets, it's Aziz Ansari
CLEAN WESTERN TOILETS
>BOOOOO
>GET OUT OF TOWN
INDIAN SHITTING FIELDS
>applause
KILL THE WHITE MAN AND TAKE HIS DAUGHTERS TO THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>crowd goes wild
So I was at wal mart and I needed ro release
>crowd giggles with anticipation
So I went to the back where I saw the restrooms. Needless to say, I was greeted to a clean western toilet.
Of course they don't expect me to release THERE.
>laughter gets heaver and heaver over time
So, I went to the truck loading zone and poped a squat and shat all over the place
>crowd erupts with laughter which makes Yankee Stadium sound like a whisper
I was in India and saw a women using a clean western toilet. Me and my buddies Kayne West and Drake raped her with a rebar and threw her body in the ganges
>crown starts laughing and shitting in the isle
>>62698756
Did you write this yourself? lol, that's pretty good man. You should do stand up. Do you mind if I use this? Of course I would give credit to you.
>>62698756
>Me and my buddies Kayne West and Drake raped her with a rebar and threw her body in the ganges
I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did, butI read it in his voice
>tfw master of none is actually good
how
>>62698786
save it, it's all yours friend
DESIGNATED
That's a really fucking ignorant post you've pasted their OP
Aziz fucking loves white culture, he's whatever you call someone brown on the outside and white on the inside (cococut? oreo?)
If you've ever watched his stand up, and it's not great by the way, but if you've ever watched it you'll see his shtick is all first world, white people problems. He's as white and middle class as they come, and has in no way shape or form ever defended or even referred to traditional Indian culture in his comedy.
POO
TO
LOO
>>62698756
He looks Indian as fuck but he's as white as it comes.
Like, he's so white, he probably eats sandwiches with mayonnaise
Now that Canadian Indian comedian.
Now he's the guy who should have a routine about designated
POO IN THE LOO
designated shitpost
>>62698843
>He's as white and middle class as they come
Having two parents that are doctors will do that.
>even referred to traditional Indian culture in his comedy.
He has. He says he went back to India once and was mad he had to share his room with a goat. It wasn't even their goat but it lived in his gran's house.
>>62699074
I wonder if he'll rip off the designated shitting meme for his routine.
Unfunny shitskinned manlet crybaby that should be praising white people for allowing his shitskin family the opportunity to live here, instead of the festering toilet that is his home land.
