BAD MOVIE POSTERS
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post some /tv/, i need to build a collection
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>>62698233
i'll dump some to get the thread going
muh minimalism
How to make your own minimalist movie poster!
1) Clip art of an iconic prop from the movie
2) Helvetica font
3) Poster edge filter
4) Ask a skinny jeans Wes Anderson watching faggot if he unironically thinks it's clever
5) If he says yes, post it!
>>62698303
notice that all these posters are minimalist
>>62698431
straight up entry level mspaint shit
>"movie poster"
>anything not made by the studio for promotional purposes
>>62698610
Kek.
>all minimalism is bad meme
>>62698601
>From the director of bat symbol
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>>62698657
not really a meme when this exists
>>62698657
>liking "lol geddit?" posters
>>62698709
but they don't, pretty much of the are official and are jokes anyway
>Only us fans will get it
>The poster
How desperate to be 'in on the joke' do you have to be to even make one of these?
>>62698730
that doesn't apply to well designed ones
>>62698658
fucking disgusting, and insulting to the monologue really
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>>62698753
they aren't jokes my dude these posters are praised
>>62698753
meant to say none
>>62698680
liked this one
>>62698781
House's poster is a fucking classic though
Don't dare to steal it.
>>62698828
>meant to say none
>>62698828
where?
>>62698828
Worst one ITT
>>62698497
This one isn't bad at all
>>62698437
this is good though
>>62698838
yeah thats my point
>>62698861
look up minimalists posters, there are tons of websites listing these unironically as their source of good fanmade posters
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>>62698828
>Giving away the plot twist in the poster
>>62698743
Dont really need much more than this. It lets the film do the speaking for it. It has a certain jean ne say qwa to it.
>>62698900
plebs gonna pleb
no actual designer would praise or use these
>>62699046
Its funny because almost everyone that I have googled is supposedly created by a graphic designer.
The only good ones in this thread are
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>>62699096
i literally just googled minimalist posters and this is what i've found
coorelation does equal causation in this ca
>>62699124
>case
>>62699101
>filename
It says that an explosion is happening on top of the tower
>>62698828
makes it look like helena bonham carter is both
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>>62699150
if i hadn't known that beforehand i wouldn't have guessed that
Just image search "Drive movie posters"
>>62699248
found another one
>>62699257
Is that real
>>62698658
super gay and retarded
Is this a parody of those "minimaist" blu ray covers?
>>62699267
only three of these were real
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>>62698781
These are the only ones that understand minimalism and the point of movie posters. A simple image that gives you at least a small clue of what the film is about. The others rely on you already knowing the film.
>>62698266
Completely unnecessary legend
>>62699266
this shit's retarded
My productivy is great today
These are LITERALLY Reddit
>>62698658
What does this even mean? Is it referring to the 3 replicants amongst a sea of humans?
>>62699338
Jessica Rabbit? Jessica Chastain?
>>62699398Tears in the rain
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>>62699399
yeah I'm starting to refer to them as GEDDIT posters
>>62699398
tears in rain.
get it? because there's that famous line in the movie where rutger hauer says ''like tears in rain''. bretty subtle huh?
>>62699421
But why are the tears shaped like droplets and the raindrops aren't? Why are they different colors? That's stupid, how am I supposed to infer that they are tears in rain?
This is insulting
What annoys me most about these dumbass posters is they're made backwards: a poster is supposed to attract people unfamiliar with the movie and not just make some abstract reference only someone who has already seen it would get.
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>>62699248
>Movie is called drive
>Posters show hammers
fav poster
>>62699677
alright this is the last one for now, gotta eat
>>62699014
>Alfred's head is birdshit
brilliant
If you walked into your friends apartment and he had one of these minimalistic posters on the wall, you'd think he's literally reddit, a poser, and other negative shit
if you didn't frequent /tv/ you'd think the poster is cool
>>62699014
Okay this one's actually pretty good
>>62699537
kek
>>62699751
that's not necessarily true but what are you getting at anyway? you think /tv/ is somehow influencing our tastes?
>>62699838
you hate this stuff because it's popular
>>62699751
No its garbage graphic design
>>62699881
not really, no. there are great minimalist movie poster threads frequently. i guess, since you are fresh off the boat from /b/, you haven't seen those yet.
>>62699650
Incredible
10/10
>>62699716
alright im back
>>62698658
This hurts my eyes
>>62698781
I've always liked this poster.
>>62698828
Ugly and spoils the movie.
>>62699039
I like it
>>62700719
That would be a decent poster for The Thing
God I fucking hate minimalism.
>>62698658
fucking tumblr, I bet this got like 50k likes and shit
>>62700807
I can almost see these guys in front of me, thinking to themselves how smart they are and grinning the entire time while making these pieces of shit. If I had the chance I'd beat one up for this
>>62699061
unholy abomination
>>62700934
haha I get it :)
I'm a true movie buff btw
>>62698464
desu I think it should be the official poster
it actually works for the movie
>>62701053
What does Inception have to do with ST and SW?
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>>62701084
it doesn't they're just alongside each other
>>62701111
>it doesn't they're just alongside each other
>>62701064
sorry but you are objectively wrong.
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>>62700934
worst ones itt
>>62698464
Plot twist: The poster is forThe Stand.
>>62701210
That is just fucking lazy
>>62701235
Muggle rights is a code word for pureblood genocide.
>>62699402
The symbol on the bottom is for Black Widow.
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I could literally go on forever
>>62701257
wot
>>62701234
I kinda like this one actually. (Ex Machina, not Titanic)
>>62701366
>not "Le chevalier noir se lève"
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>>62701234
this one actually isnt that bad, it hints at what the movie is about and does it minimally,
I enjoy the random quotes some of them throw at the bottom of the poster
literally: reddit: the art form
>>62701501
dat part mad me sad
>>62701443
Most these are just lazy but this one is actually atrocious. Black and brown against a dark green-brown background? And the symbolism (if you can call it that) is terrible, just vague reference to a concept in the movie.
>>62701647
lol
>>62701647
gay gay
>>62701696
>filename
lel
>>62700333
Thought that was for As Above, So Below.
>>62701053
>nolanfags
>>62701339
Posts like this should be illegal desu
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>>62701798
these ones actually made me mad
Damn these posters are bad
But what I really don't get is this
So you like minimalism
And you have bad taste
Good but why you make the fake paper of the poster appear dirty?
This is stupid
>>62701375
There he is
>>62702179
alright last one because im tired of posting so much
hope you all enjoyed it
TOP THREE MOST REDDIT THINGS ON THE PLANET
1) ASMR
2) Minimalist Posters
3) Being a college freshman
>>62698419
Am I the one wearing skinny jeans or am I watching Wes Anderson and he's wearing skinny jeans?
>>62701696
>Heart, light bulb, balls
I dont get it
>>62702286
>3) Being a college freshman
>>62701339
hey you quoted me here is a quote back thanks for noticing me
>>62702305
Tin Man wished he had a heard, Scarecrow wished he had a brain and bright idea, Lion wished he had courage.
>>62698464
This one actually made me laugh. I could picture some pretentious first year graphic art student staring at his monitor, muttering:
"genius... I'm a fucking genius..."
>>62702365
>Anyways, I just told my mom I'm an atheist, and she didn't have a single problem, she didn't even freak out.
holy shit
>>62701342
Fuck me
>>62702305
balls is courage
>>62699650
best in thread
>>62701078
literally the equivalent of putting CIA on the cover of the dark knight rises
>>62701159
I think it's supposed to look like the ball return at a bowling rink?
>>62702365
>mom
>didn't even freak out
>not mfw
>Poster is just the films series number with no other information
>>62701395
This is literally the EXACT same lo-res clipart of a pencil I used for a shit ton of my high school graphic design projects 5 years ago.
>>62702286
>ASMR
But that's a real thing.
So many of these...And they are mostly just as shitty as those from the ms paint minimalist poster threads that we had here a long time ago.
I never understood why this board hated minimalism until this thread.
Jesus Christ, these are awful.
>>62698233 (OP)
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>>62701210
These are all kinda cool, idk what the fuck /tv/ is bitching about.
>>62703670
why would you quote all of them
>>62703727
He's still learning how to use 4chan. It's way different than Reddit.
>>62700786
way to make lemons out of lemonade
>>62702856
No, it's a white russian
>>62701819
I know this one, it's harry potter! The order of phoenix because it's blue.
I made thing
Am i reddit now?
God damn these are insulting.
Only good ones are:
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>>62701234
Is this some complete retards genuine attempt at minimalist style posters or are they intentionally shitty
>>62701159
From thumbnail it looks like a white russian with a black straw
>>62701342
are you fucking joking with this
>>62699310
"I wanted to watch straw dogs, the fuck is this shit?"
>>62701235
at the beginning, snape and narcissa malfoy do a spell of secrecy that involves shaking hands
>>62701264
wowgay
>>62698781
That movie was hilariously bad
>>62700857
>A M. Night
For literally retarded people, they're not bad posters
>>62701190
I thought it was for My Neighbor Totoro
>>62698475
Not even a web pattern? Jesus christ.
>>62707060
There is a web pattern tho
>>62699310
"Hey, you pick up Falling Down from the video store?"
>>62698249
>Not a single blade in the movie
>character resembling Roy is hanging off the edge
Everything about this is wrong
>>62707060
Expand the image or get glasses
>>62698582
>Another glass of milk
>>62702092
To give it that deceiving appearance of an aged relic from the time the film was released. And overall, to make it look like it's a real stained ink print.
>>62701159
Ah fuck why did I actually like this one
>>62701339
Posts like these are just as bad as the posters desu
>>62698233
>le minimalist bullshit
reddit would love this
>>62703174
>yellow
>not orange
>>62699214
That timeline is wrong right on the first poster.
I feel like these would server a lot better if you removed the movie name and had it be a trivia game thing. Guess the movie from a minimalist representation of its name, theme or a scene.
98% of the posters of this thread are absolute shit
it's fucking insulting
minimalism is overrated
I would include those low tier justified-text-over-face posters
>>62698249
god i love /tv/
Some of these have to be intentionally bad.
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>>62703670
Jesus Fucking Christ you fuckers are the absolute worst.
Most of these are indeed shit, BUT.
These are actually good:
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>>62701375
These are actually great:
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>>62700955
underrated dubs
