>mfw /tv/ is in absolute denial over how successful Ep 7 is
>mfw /tv/ has completely turned on RLM because they liked Ep 7
>mfw /tv/ is shilling hard as fuck on the prequels
>mfw the general audience and critics liked Rey(a woman) as a protagonist
>mfw /tv/ won't stop crying over Ep 7
has /tv/ ever been more butthurt over something other than this?
>mfw /tv/ has completely turned on RLM
They've always been reddit leddit media
>>64043100
>implying
their word used to be gospel here
>>64043130
Only by fags unable to form their own opinion
So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
>>64043058
This is too fucking scary pls spoiler
>>64043058we are all skeletons
>>64043058
Thanks for reminding me, time to rewatch it.
Would it be considered incest?
Only in America
but they both already look inbred
Post Kylo-Rey material
Daily reminder Reylo is God tier.
Why aren't there any girl Prometheuses, are they Muslim or something?
>>64042946
>Prometheuses
I know it was intentional, but this still made me laugh
>>64042946
They are an advanced society.
>>64042946
They reproduced by drinking black goo and falling into a waterfall.
>its really creative
>great use of cgi
>worldbuilding
>the artistic vision is there
>not a soulless cash grab
>creative, fun action
Am I talking about the Star Wars prequels, or Jupiter Ascending?
They were both soulless cgi shitfests desu
U BEGGED ME TODOIT
Honestly Jupiter Ascending was more fun overall, at least we got Redmayne chewing scenery. We didn't get dat Williams score though.
I'm going to hang a high wire between the two towers of the World Trade Center and walk on it.
decent film
>>64042892
I EM EH GOOD AHCKTUR! LEESTIN TO MY KAAARAZEE FRENCH AHCCENT
>>64042892
posting this thread again
it didnt work 6 hours ago
probably wont now
"You think Han Solo was the father you never had...he'd only disappoint you."
what did he mean by this?
>>64042880
he was probably just being an overdramatic sith wannabe
I got the sense that Leia sending Kylo/Ben off to Luke was the equivalent of sending your trouble child off to boarding or military school. Maybe he feels that Han didn't care enough cause he sent him away?
>>64042880
i think a lot of his disappointment comes from Han not being Force sensitive and feeling like he's the one who held Ben back from becoming as great a Jedi/Sith as his uncle/grandfather
Post yfw it's literally mathematically impossible for TFA to gross anywhere near Avatar due to its laughable domestic/overseas ratio
>>64042809
I love burgerclaps, but why are their movie tastes so shit?
>>64042809
It's not released in all overseas markets yet, notably China.
Stop being retarded
>>64042809
Foreign countries are too poor to go to the theater now.
>The new Star Wars sucks, it was just a rehash of New Hope, it brought literally nothing new that we haven't seen before!!!
>Kylo Ren is a shitty villain, he's just an angsty kid, not a cool badass like Darth Vader or Darth Maul!!!
These two sentences are being spoken by the same people. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I literally cannot understand why so many people here hate TFA and praise the prequels. Maybe its nostalgia and/or being contrarian but I dont give a fuck anymore. At least that way I can find peace
>>64043157
It's people being contrarian retards because they either want attention, or don't want to like anything that reddit likes.
>>64043157
They're trolling
Use the Schwartz
>dudes with the king are good, dudes with the president are bad
What is Mel Gibson telling us?
>>64042441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWmVlgIR2HA
Unfunniest movie ever made
Would you call her unconventionally attractive?
>>64042374
beautiful woman. wife material.
She was conventionally attractive, about 7/10. Above average, but not enough to turn heads. The personality is what made it hotter than she otherwise would have been. What makes you think that her looks are unconventional?
nearly flawless. the episode where she gets a tattoo ruin knocks her down a few points.
Is Scott Pilgrim good?
its fun
>>64042325
a bit too SJW for my taste senpai
>all those females and shitskins
no thanks
>>64042325
Yes, if you'rea hipster.
The fan rating of 92% I can understand, but 95% Critics Rating (92% Top Critics) ? Is there a more obvious case of bought reviewers?
>Is there a more obvious case of bought reviewers?
The fact that Vatican (which has the most patrician taste in movies save for Shiller's list) rated it "mediocre at best" is the best proof of that.
>>64042317
>When you ask a friend if Hellboy is any good, you're not asking if it's any good compared to Mystic River, you're asking if it's any good compared to The Punisher. And my answer would be, on a scale of one to four, if Superman is four, then Hellboy is three and The Punisher is two. In the same way, if American Beauty gets four stars, then The United States of Leland clocks in at about two.
-Roger Ebert
>>64042408
Which would mean the next line, were he alive today would be
>so, if empire is four, and all of the prequels are 1, TFA is a solid 3, right next to a new hope.
Opinions on this show?
>>64042277
opinions on game of thrones?
i love it
It was alright. The campy side of it grew on me over time.
I want Natalie Dormer to piss in my mouth.
so u be sayin?
HAHHAHAHAHAH
WAIT, HOL UP
*smacks lips*
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