>Friend says Star wars is shit
>Hates the movies because they are old and unwatchable
>Loves TFA and says he can't find a flaw in it
How is this allowed?
>https://4ch.be/_/search/filename/1421657233490/
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HAHAHAHA
What the fuck? So much of the enjoyment of Episode VII was because I saw the old movies and could understand the nods they have to older fans what a tard
>>64047418
Weird OP
What the fuck even is this movie
A crock of shit.
Reddit: The Flick
>>64047369
A fun magic movie that fails to deliver a climax
Gilbert Gottfried has replaced the Protagonist/Antagonist of the last film you watched, How much has it Improved?
>>64047257
Sailor in Wild Heart, now that's something i'd like to see.
Junior in Problem Child 2
>>64047579
Wild at Heart*
post rare sam hydes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ty6XqzvJx0
>hyde has been a part of my life for 4.5 years now
>just under a fifth of my life
BRING ME THE BAT
>>64047288
That makes you much older than the average Sam Hyde fan.
Where were the offensive caricatures?
>>64047050
There aren't. People are projecting their own racist stereotypes. Lucas is bluepilled and showed his audience that they're redpilled.
You don't remember the mexican guy in the center being in TFA?
He was climbing out of an X-Wing or some shit.
Fun Fact: Jabba the Hutt and Greedo represent Lucas's hatred of greasy Italians.
MORE VIOLENCE ON THE SET THAN IN THE ACTUAL MOVIES
http://comicbook.com/2015/12/24/resident-evil-the-final-chapter-crew-member-killed-in-on-set-acc/
I'm buying the blu-ray just to watch the Behind-the-Scenes.
PT Anderson confirmed for John Landis reincarnated
>>64047039
The worst part is that you're not even dying for a decent movie. It's just going to be video game shlock that people forget about in a week.
>>64047101
This, Jesus. Not even dying for a timeless movie like TFA...so sad.
>>64047039
>tfw you will never die for a movie that will be a 6/10 at best
>It's Ireland's biggest lingerie section, I understand.
>I read that. Somewhere.
>>64047032
>It's a Eurosong episode
The best kind.
H-HOW DARE YOU BRING SHAME ON THIS CELEBRATION OF SHEEP?!
Fuck Walt and Jesse or Tony and Christopher, Ted and Dougal was the GOAT surrogate father-son TV relationship.
Only comedy show to ever give me a roundhouse kick in the feels was Father Ted. That final sequence ;_;
ITT: God tier documentaries
>I did what i had to do to survive
>it's human nature
>>64046950
Dumb frogposter.
>>64046950
>I did it for my family so it's ok
I am trying to find more shows and movies where the objective is to become a better (morality-wise) person. Those are the only types of shows that give me the feels anymore.
My Name is Earl
Groundhog Day
The Muppet's Christmas Carrol
Those all all Ive got. Would prefer comedies (non animated) but any input would be appreciated.
Thanks
Shameless self bump
>>64046809
>>64046879
The Family Man (One of my favorite Christmas movies)
Liar Liar
Big Daddy
What Women Want
The Gambler (Mark Wahlberg version)
Hope this helps friend
Stop your search right now, these are usually twisted moralities inserted into a show to bend your morals to cater to the writer.
It is a ploy to use a show to vomit half-baked philosophy down your throat.
In your very example My Name Is Earl, he is a shameless cuckold who, well, that's almost his whole personality, he's a fucking cuckold and that's the show.
Is that the kind of self improvement you're shooting for?
>BACK IN MY DAY, KID, WE DIDNT HAVE NO AFFECTION YA UNDERSTAND?
>MY PARENTS DIDNT PUSSYFOOT AROUND RAISING ME, NO SIREEE, I WAS RAISED RIGHT!
>YOU THINK MY OLD MAN WOULDA LET ME GO TO DRAMA SCHOOL? NOT A FUCKING CHANCE! HE WAS OLD SCHOOL, MAN, MADE HIS LIVING WITH HIS HANDS AND PULLED HIMSELF UP THROUGH HIS BOOT STRAPS!
>KIDS THESE DAYS JUST DONT GET IT, WITH THEIR EDM AND THEIR FEELING AND AFFECTION
>YOU GOTTA BE HARD ON EM, YA UNDERSTAND? TOUGH LOVE, BROTHER, THATS THE ONLY WAY I TELL YA
>IM JUST A BLUE COLLAR GUY, MAN! RAISED TOUGH AND STRAIGHT, YOU BETCHA. THATS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!
Jesus fucking christ, we get it. Why does this le wrong generation hack act like good parenting and tenderness is an invention of the 21st century? This fucker wasn't even raised blue-collar his dad was a fucking dentist lol. It sucks cause he would be hilarious is he wasn't desperately trying to push this narrative. What a waste of talent.
>>64046469
Is this what millennials call bait?
It's brutal I tell you
>>64046469
I know right, doesn't it just piss you off?
>ITT:Irredeemable piece of dogshit that /tv/tricked you into watching
I still can't believe this was praised as it was and compare to the early work of Cassavetes
Ah, another excellent thread!
Enjoy the board, /starwars/!!!
it was alright i guess, pretty uninspired though
It's compared to the early work of Cassavetes because it's very indie
Other than that, it's film school student replicating coens with a very ugly lead
Where were you when you realized that Blackhat was the best film of 2015
>>64046420
maybe in loserville
In a reality that isn't a perpetual existential nightmare from which there is no escape, ruled by soulless corporations that force people to trade their time on earth, the only thing that actually have, for creature comforts.
Movies are also rated exactly inversely as they are in this reality.
For the cinematically illiterate sure
![2001.A.Space.Odyssey.1968.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous_.mp4_snapshot_00.53.25_[2015.12.24_09.38.55].png](https://i.imgur.com/plOqcbi.jpg "2001.A.Space.Odyssey.1968.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous .mp4 snapshot 00.53.25 [2015.12.24 09.38.55]")
Still better sci-fi than The Force Awakens.
If you removed half an hour from 2001 it would be a good movie.
As it is, it's just a slow masturbatory flick for idiots to watch while high and think they have a higher than average IQ whenever they say it's the best movie ever because of muh deep symbolism and muh artistically slow scenes with classical music and lights.
In regards to the comparison to Star Wars, that's like saying Interstellar is a better comedy than Lincoln.
>>64046334
No shit, Dick Tracy
>>64046334
Solaris > 2001
Everybody knows Spielberg's 2005 War of the Worlds, and probably fewer people are aware of the cash-in version from The Asylum. But has anyone seen this rather faithful adaption of the book which came out the same month as those two movies?
It's fucking shit, and it has dancing skeletons.
This is a martian. Believe it or not, this image was not taken from the movie and not 1998 War of the Worlds video game.
well besides the shitty visuals is it any good/how faithful to the book?
>>64046704
I must have seen it around the time it came out so I don't remember it in detail, but it's really not good on any level. It's faithful to a fault because it includes a lot of drawn out scenes with nothing happening that only took up a sentence or two in the book (the whole thing is like 3 hours long and so boring it's not even good in a fun "so bad it's good" way).
Pretty much anything that could be bad was. The actors were all awful, a lot of the props and costumes are inappropriate for the time period, that martian is hardly the worst visual, and the tripods sound like cartoon pogo sticks when they walk around. Even the main character's moustache is a bad fake.
Admittedly I do like the designs of the war machines. If they weren't rendered so poorly I'd have a compliment to give. And I usually have a high tolerance for bad visuals but it's hard to be excited by the Thunderchild scene when it looks like this.
![nerdist595[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2MC8Ytc.jpg "nerdist595[1]")
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