This guy slaps you on the ass and says
>I have a very special mission for you
What will you do?
Tell him he's under arrest for high treason.
shoot him
>>64042421
Fuck off Sharon. No one likes you.
I saw the original trilogy on vhs when I was 5. The carbon chamber was pretty spooky but nothing compared to seeing Attack of the Clones on a big screen.
>Dose realer than real life visuals
>dose fucking ear popping sound effects from Jango Fett's ship.
>Dat grand scale of everything
>dat fucking speeder chase through coruscant
>dose howling speeders
>>64042147
Star Wars, obviously, I was 4.
ROTJ was my favourite up until I was 13, 14. Then it became Empire.
>muh glowing sticks for weapons instead of plot
pls reddit. i was watching tarkovsky by the time i was 12
im watching (whichever one comes after IV) and there have been 40 windows movie maker style transitions in the first 15 minutes……like…wtf
Ok, who has a screencap of Kylo's face at the end of the fight with Rey? I need to see the scar placement.
What is that? A scar.
Obviously...ms paint works wonders
![martian-tifrss0009frnleft-1001rrgb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qUGwa4F.jpg "martian-tifrss0009frnleft-1001rrgb[1]")
I hope all you Prometheus haters are happy. You told Ridley that Prometheus was shit because he didn't spoonfeed it to you like Nolan does. He then made Reddit the movie to please you plebs. Fuck all of you.
At no part of this movie was there any sense of isolation or danger. The science magic spell moves the plot along predictably. The only good scene was the rendezvous which was completely derivative of Gravity.
After The Counselor I think they sat Ridley down and told him he could no longer make challenging movies. Prepare for a meme-spouting 20-something son of Deckard for the Blade Runner sequel.
I am scared for this board and humanity in general when this is what they think is a good movie.
Also, always wait for the hd rip to drop. Never go to the movies based on what /tv/ says. These are the same people that told you Sicario was the best movie of the year. Once the rip dropped the shills were drowned out by people with actual taste.
>>64042214
Who are you kidding? Ridley has been ruining shit on his own for a long time.
>Hurp durp Deckard is a replicant
>>Gee Ridley, don't you think it would make the film more meaningful if we have a man acting like a robot the whole time? He's hunting down these very human robots that have dreams, desires, and are just trying to survive. Then at the end our main character finds his own inner humanity at the cost of now being hunted himself, wouldn't that be pretty deep and meaningful?
>No, let's make Harrison Ford be a robot. That'll be a neat twist.
post comedy films and tv shows
No post Sophie cleavage
>those thighs
>those legs
b r e h s
Find a flaw.
It annoys me.
>>64041911
underage
keven shaves when he doesnt have a beard.
that one guy turns into a skeleton.
> implying he wasnt the scariest piece of shit in all the SW franchise until he took off the helmet
>>64041858
It's a good thing he took it off. I kept getting reminded of Revan every time this guy was on screen.
>>64041858
I mean he was just kind of "generic sith lord" before but yeah when he took off the mask I almost audibly scoffed. I didn't know the flashback version of snape where he's getting bullied by harry potter's dad in high school was supposed to pass for menacing villain now.
>>64041858
it just kept getting better when he took off the mask.easily the best new character but Rey....fucking females MC
>manlet
>homosexual
>hard to work with
>despises directors
How does this guy keep getting work?
>homosexual
^
>hard to work with
more like
>whiny journalists can't schedule junkets properly
And besides, he's a big guy
he's a big guy
it's not as bad as critics say right?
It's pretty shit. I marathoned the first episode and dropped it.
>>64041781
b-but? ;_;
>>64041738
They are just angry that the show don't have niggers.
Stop believing in fucking internet critics backed by SJWs and Jews for suppor liberal cultural-marxism for destroy the white race you fucking retard
Oh ok so after years of bashing george lucas making memes about the prequels making fun of him suddenly the prequels are now good fuck off /tv/ literally the biggest faggots ever when it comes to doing shit like this cause now TFA is out and popular and the prequels aren't suddenly they're "good" just fuck off this board is full of retards.
>>64041617
TFA made people appreciate the prequels because TFA is fucking shit and at least the prequels have heart and at least Lucas was trying something different with them while keeping as much of the Star Wars feel as he could.
Even anons who dislike the prequels admit they're better than TFA.
Go back to touching yourself to RLM's shitty reviews on reddit if you have a problem with that.
>>64041617
Hey, retards is an offensive word! And The Force Awakens is bad. You're a fucking retard if you thought any of it was good besides Han dying and Kylo's tantrums
>>64041703
I love phantom of the menance the others eh I wish they were more like phantom but thats another story and as for RLM I don't find them funny or like their reviews in the slightest so your reddit insult just doesn't work.
Would you prefer a Rey and Finn couple or a Poe and Finn gay couple? Both are very progressive, but which is better?
>>64041511
>Progressive
>Not soloxfinn
I don't really care about there being any romance, honestly. There doesn't need to be romance in a fun, space adventure movie. But if I had to pick I guess I'd say Poe and Finn on the grounds that I think it'd hinder Rey's character having an attachment like that to someone.
Everyone should stay single.
>Average demographic of TFA audience was 34 year old males.
Why won't that generation grow the hell up? Are they fucked in the head? Bunch of autistic manchildren, going to destroy everything.
30 years old here.
Saw it opening night. First showing possible. 7pm in NYC.
OP is a faggot. Go see "Joy" queer boy.
>>64041493
Have you seen the cost of cinema tickets lately?
Young people are just waiting to pirate it
>>64041493
20yr old here
I do admit I felt regret coming out of the theatre, it was really fucking bad. It was basically capeshit.
Well?
Any HBO show
Any Tarantino flick
every show /tv/ talks about
>The major 'ship' of this movie in tumblr
>Pic
WTF I WANT MORE FINNXREY DRAWINGS NOT THIS SHITS
>>64041421
This shits-*these shits
Gay ships are probably the only thing tumblr and 4chan (bar /pol/) agree on.
>>64041421
Kek seriously? This is amazing.
If anything the prequels did right, was the lightsaber duels. I was underwhelmed by VII's climatic lightsaber fight, now we'll get another two Star Wars movies will arms flailing akimbo with no good choreography
the lightsaber duels in the prequels were over-choreographed dances with a complete lack of tension and emotion. let's not even talk about the sillyness that was cgi yoda flipping around.
in ep7 they felt more like real sword fights - rough and agressive. they were fucking awesome.
>>64041906
>not feeling tension in the Maul fight with Duel of Fates blaring in the backdrop
Robot detected
![William_Adama_promo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ADpXnf2.jpg "William Adama promo[1]")
