what the fuck were they thinking? how does shit like this even get green lit?
>>64034434
Its a tech demo for their water physics.
Finding Doey even though it will be awful will have water that will blow your dick
i was looking forward to it
is it out and is it bad
Seriously felt like some kinda tech demo
welp, she's a memer
>>64034301
If you're not going to crop it to the only part that matters you could at least have some joke tabs
>>64034327
The joke tab is /tv/
Hey, I'm Shane Carruth, you guys may know me from my films Upstream Color and Primer.
I'm currently waiting in the ER (dont worry, im fine!), so I have time to answer questions!
Do you need a blowjob?
I couldn't get through Primer I ended up watching Groundhog Day instead
if you don't find a way to circle back and do A Topiary im gonna come by and just fuck your shit up famil
don't say i didn't warn you
> Mary Sue: an idealized fictional character
> an author insert and/or wish-fulfillment
> too good for this world
i fed up with this world
also, Neil Breen
>yfw you realise Tommy is a Gary Stu
is this confirmed?
>>64034096
is what confirmed? the existence of Rey?
>>64034122
No, double bladed lightsaber to better replicate her fighting style
anakin 2.0 :^)
>he hates Prequel Trilogy
>he quotes Plinkett review
"OOHHH IT HAS TO BE CAMPYYYY AAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
yeah why?
"PLINKETT SAYYS SOOO YOUR SO TUPID AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFKCNVIRBVRTBVRJHTBVR"
>>64033718
>he calls it the "plinkett" review
>not "Mike Schlockasta's angry rant about how George Lucas raped his favorite childhood movies"
>>64033718
>he sits in a pool full of pee
Stupid frogposters
What did she mean by this?
>>64033608
Her eyes look dead.
>>64033646
Like her career now
>>64033608
MEOW
All the movies out right now are mostly shit. I've seen Harsh Times before and it was good. Should I re watch it?
>>64033571
It's a good movie that literally no one talks about
>>64033661
Very true. Underrated.
Anymore underrated jems out there?
So Rey is the new Luke....and Han
Nice job Jar Jar Abrams.
It's nice how as soon as Rey figures out how to operate a blaster, she's a hotshot.
Her character resembles nothing remotely close to Han. Poe will be the new Han, the just didn't give him enough time in this movie.
>>64033506
Just like Luke
Potpourri
Is this Nolan's most patrician film?
>>64033453
Nope, that would be Following.
>>64033453
Inception is
It was a unique concept and the logic within the movie worked, for the most part
Wanted to love it. Fucking hated it! Murph!
To those of you that believed that the new SW movies should have been based off of the Expanded Universe, let me introduce you to the "sun crusher."
This ship is an extremely powerful superweapon of Death Star scale. In fact, its dwarfs the death star, being able to take down entire solar systems. It's torpedo shots are able to send a star into supernova, and it is pretty much indestructible. It is around 13 meters. Smaller than the Millennium Falcon.
>The young Kyp Durron, now a Jedi adept at Luke Skywalker's Jedi academy at Yavin IV, yet unable to control his hatred of the Empire and influenced by the ancient Dark Lord Exar Kun, retrieved the Sun Crusher from the depths of Yavin. He then destroyed the Cauldron Nebula along with most of Admiral Daala's fleet.
After Kyp Durron destroyed the Carida system, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian came looking for him and chased Kyp to the Core Systems, where they found that he had also destroyed a major starship construction yard and a weapons depot with it. Han then found Kyp and distracted him while Lando attempted to shut down the Sun Crusher. However, Kyp used the Force to restart it and threatened to destroy the Millennium Falcon with one of the supernova torpedoes. At this moment Exar Kun was destroyed by Kyp's fellow students and Kyp realized what he had done and surrendered to Han. To redeem himself, Kyp had to destroy the Sun Crusher. He destroyed it during the Battle of the Maw, where it was sucked into one of the Maw's black holes along with the Death Star prototype. Kyp survived by escaping in a message pod, though he suffered serious injuries in the process. Durron used the Force to slow himself almost to the point of suspended animation and crammed himself into the tiny message cylinder.
Luke continue to train him afterwards, despite him killing billions on a whim and causing mass destruction.
This shit is pure autism, don't get me started on the Vong
Oh god I hate sun crusher so much
What a fucking lazy design too
You know what would be hilarious? If somehow it was Lucas who was responsible for all the EU shit like Sun Crusher and created it solely to troll and start shit among SW fans who spited him since RotJ.
nigga i ain't reading all that
What's the best pieces of Star Wars EU /tv/? I haven't watched or read or played any except Lego Star Wars, please recommend me some. (Books are my favourite. )
>>64033301
Mara Jade's artwork
Knights of the Old Republic and it's sequel.
I don't know what the point of getting into the EU now would be, since it's mostly all uncanon stuff, but Shadows of the Empire and the Thrawn Trilogy are essential reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdknqszMDY
Scenes that make men tear up.
I'm drunk and tryna get some feels going.
Scenes that women can't relate to/make men cry thread.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd3LoAtnApI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t2LHKR-hEg&t=40s
This is the best movie currently in theaters
Fuck star wars
Me and my wife's son went to see it and he really loved it
>>64033331
>Wife's son
>>64032906
>better than Room
1950-2015 :(
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3089534/Tributes-Paid-To-Bill-Murray.html
>>64032863
Shit he isn't lying
Ghostbusters dying in the wrong order.
>>64032863
FUCK
