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>Han solo and Chewbacca have been partners for well over 30 years
>Han solo shoots Chewie's bowcaster for the first time during this movie
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?
That bothered me just as much as the fact that they needed a clean ship, so they went to Maz, but ended up taking the trackable Falcon back to the resistance base and straight to Luke anyway.
>>64032709
That seemed like improve from Ford that JJ just decided to keep in the movie.
Was there a bowcaster in IV, V, or VI?
Do they mention when Chewie got his bowcaster?
Did he get it the day before they found the Falcon?
Is she the most pure-hearted character in the Star Wars universe? Seriously, does she have any negative traits?
her sweety smelly feets
>>64032610
She tried to kill my boy Kylo there at the end and she looked pretty mean doing it. I think once she gets her period she's going full dark side on us.
She's kind of an idiot, and she's clearly not in control of her emotions.
If that gulf hadn't have opened up between her and Kylo, she would have murdered him.
RT ratings that surprised you
>>64032551
>tfw Netflix is bringing back Jimmy Neutron
WHO HYPED????
>>64032609
think you got trolled, bro
Clickhole is part of The Onion
So why do people like this show?
Because it's exceedingly convoluted so if you manage to follow along with it then you can feel smart or something.
Its funny.
Also, Opinions.
>>64032526
Because its style of humor is mor witty and often requires a little more thinking and drawing connections than sitcoms that use a laugh track to tell you when to laugh do
What size shoes you boys wear?
>>64032423
13 in sneakers 14 in boots.
>>64032423
my wife buys em
Okay, while we're here, someone explain this shit to me.
>ayyliums that served no discernable purpose
>based Pocahontas dude gets a fucked up face and becomes a white guy
>Ted Danson makes his own fucking language in his free time
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you have I became a Jedi in the middle of nowhere
In the Outer Rim of Tattooine born and raised
In the desert was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out maxin relaxin in space
And all shooting some Death Stars outside the rebel base
When a couple of my students who were up to some insanity
Started makin trouble in my Academy
They did one little genocide and I got full of fear
And said "I'm gonna do nothin' and it's time to disappear"
I signaled for my droid and when it came near
The identification said "R2" and I put a map in its gear
If anything I could say that this droid was slowed
But I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, R2 to low-power mode!"
I pulled up to the island around 7 or 8
And I yelled to the wind "Yo Kylo you're just like Vader!"
I looked at my kindgom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as a Jedi in the middle of nowhere
6/10
>>64032006
Kek based hamill
8/10, and you've gotta be fucking kidding me with this one
for real though you were maybe one draft away
>tfw everyone at christmas asks if you saw star wars and you have to pretend you loved it
otherwise you're the no fun weirdo
and you can't tell them you haven't seen it yet because then they'll force you to go with them!
>>64031937
Just say "oh yeah it was okay"
>>64032000
DID YOU SEE STAR WARS YET
Best part of the movie.
That's not Senior Bob
Jennifer Jason Leigh was easily the best part of the movie and no other role or performance even came close.
Tim Roth wasn't even good, though.
GOGGINS
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Is the 9th season of this show even worth watching? I could easily watch 4-5 episodes of the show at a time but in season 9 i get uninterested after 10 mins of 1 episode.
>>64031676
none of them are good. if you can actually stomach 10 minutes of any episode you are some kind of backwards autist. jd is the faggiest person ever. the jokes are horrible. the only good parts are the side characters. and i'm not even talking about cox or the mexican gril. im talking about true side characters like gooch.
scrubs is a fucking bad tv show. it is nbc formulaic bullshit at its pinnacle. you might as well watch friends.
i bet you like the films of wes anderson
>>64031986
this is b8 right
>>64031986
0/10 kill yourself
>>64031676
I've tried 3 times to finish season 9 but I get about 3 episodes in and can't take it
What did he mean by this?
I love this man in a non-homo way.
I don't it's actually him posting it to be quite honest.
FREE PIZZA
The prequels are comfy as fuck. Fun storytelling, awesome worlds, great characters, awesome action, and meaningful moments. True Star Wars.
I noticed that before 2009, a lot of people liked the prequels. Many were disappointed, but few outright hated them, and like I said, A LOT of people were willing to say they liked them. A thread like this couldn't exist today:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.72432-Am-I-the-only-SW-prequels-fan
Ever since Plinky the fat fuck made his reviews, Redditors have constantly linked to them, as if "Another guy said these movies suck so they suck!!!1111 I can't form my own opinions lol11!" He nitpicks the movies so much, his fans don't realize that you can nitpick ANY good movie to that level and it'll look bad.
Indeed. As soon as the word "Plinkett" is tossed, you can safely disregard the person that made said utterance.
Prequel hate is nothing but a meme. Only intelligent intellectuals are able to see behind the illusion and grasp the ingenious storytelling and world-building the prequels deliver.
Do not stoop down to the level of all drones that parrot the same hackneyed "criticism" they veil as nothing but the repetitive phrase a la "DUDE PLINKETT LMAO". It's a schtick, a tiring at that.
The prequels are infused with grandeur that outshines anything modern cinema has produced in the past decade and due to their artistic merit, they will stand strong as timeless beacons of astute wit and film making.
Be a freethinker, not a redditor.
As a child (around 12) I thought the prequels were cool as fuck, the lightsaber duels, the action and especially the podracing. Although if I watched them now I'd find them absolute shit.
Geonosis, Naboo, the cloning facility, Corasaunt, the wookie planet, Mustafa, the trade federation, droid armies, podracing, new spaceships. So much new shit, a lot of it no good but still new. And with all this new stuff the extended universe had a lot of material to work with.
I hope now that episode VII is done as a soft reboot, episode VIII will experiment more and do something new.
>>64031775
>Be a freethinker, not a redditor.
How come Droidism is never brought up again in the Star Wars universe besides this one little scene?
there's another scene where bb8 gets denied service at a restaurant if Im not mistaken
>>64031480
No there's not.
>>64031480
fucking anti-robotites
Why exactly did Fin leave the First Order again, the exact reason? Was it because he was ordered to kill innocent people, that he was killing for the First Order, or simply shock from battle because his comrade died in front of him?I just dont understand why he had no problem killing people less than a few hours, if not one hour, later when he shot down many stormtroopers while leaving the star destroyer
>Fin
>>64030622
Becauseit's what's right
>>64030622
Because killing innocent people begging for their lives is different than killing people who are trying to kill you, you dense motherfucker
ITT: Families with at least three generations of actors
I think Kiefer Sutherland's daughter is an actress. Maybe.
>>64027285
The Barrymores.
From Maurice, John, Ethel, Lionel, and Drew Barrymore; and next-?
>>64029000
Drew is too much of a degenerate to raise her children to continue her family's acting tradition.
Hey guys remember when Star Wars had an intimidating and competent villain that had clear motivations and goals?
yeah, but he sold the franchise to Disney
>>64030615
>Disney
>immediately makes the villain evil for the sake of it
in true Disney style
I should have expected no less
