>More and more theatres are installing a 'no falcon' policy
What the fuck is the argument AGAINST the falcons even? My falcon Hercules:
>Sits on my shoulder
>Doesn't make any noise
>Eats the popcorn people let fall out of their fat disgusting hands
So really what's the point of the ban? Is it because he doesn't pay?
>>64039296
Falcons are shit, get a hawk.
can this post even be explained without resorting to abstract cubism?
There are too many untrained falcons that get brought to the theaters. Just because yours happens to be well-behaved doesn't mean they all are.
>The Force Awakens was good but it had all these glaring flaws
>9/10
I don't understand reviewers
Can someone please tell me how people that dislike the plot, characters, soundtrack, and just the rushed nature of the film give it a high score?
>>64039356
The prequels where such a low bar that people were really hungry for a competently made film; which is exactly what JJ gave them
>>64039400
Literally could have been a star trek movie
>>64039400
No. He didnt. Defend the map plot faggot
Qui and Obi vs. Maul is still the only fight in the prequels I actually liked. It has the perfect combination of score, choreography and setting. Even as a little kid, I always felt disappointed when no other fight from the prequels measured up to how great this one was.
Outside of my only flaw with it being how Maul doesn't just Force Push Obi-Wan off the thing he's hanging on to and decides to just throw sparks in his face like a dumbass, the fight is pretty much flawless. I always wondered why it felt they never got it right after this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
what the fuck is that moan obi wan does when they enter the purple room?
People on /tv/ shit all over the part with the laser walls but I thought it was the best thing about the fight.
Qui doing his meditating while Maul stares at him and Obi too far away too help was great before the duel resumes really ratcheted up the tension
Why is British TV so comfy?
Back in time for dinner, Michael Portillo train documentaries, Pointless...
>>64038702
It keeps you in line subject
>>64038727
>Land of the free
>>64038702
The ugly Brit genetics make you feel better about yourself
How long until we get first person films?
I can think of more than one thing it would be good for
>>64038458
that'd be, like... found-footage from a handheld camcorder or something
>>64038458
The day that happens I say goodbye to the real world
When VR advances technologically.
First person immersive VR horror is the future of horror films.
Miss me yet?
Fuck you
love him or hate him, he was 100x more creative than anything in TFA
>>64038511
Quality > Creativity.
After typing that I just had an euphoric moment of epiphany. It's so true.
How can one man be so based?
I can't wait for him to BTFO capeshit and save the film industry.
>>64038337
Raise that bar James Cameron. King of the sea and stars.
>>64038337
I love Jim, but the sequels wont beat the record unless a jaw dropping trailer appears years before.
a fresh story will blow Disney's Kippah off though
No-one gives a shit about Avatar. It had literally zero impact on movie making.
How much of the EU is still canon?
>>64038176
That the Stars are at Wars.
>>64038176
Mate the prequel trilogy is barely canon now
>>64038176
ALL OF IT
in my heart
Deadpool thread go!
>>64038045
Star Wars
>>64038045
MEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Seriously, how the fuck does this slug have so much power, and political and criminal friends?
>>64037948
Like in real life, he's rich and there are enough assholes willing to work for him
>>64037948
Unless you noticed he's kinda a badass.
>>64037948
Because the way you look doesn't determine your ability as a crime lord.
http://kxan.com/2015/12/22/man-jailed-after-threatening-to-shoot-boy-over-star-wars-spoiler/?cid=facebook_KXAN_Austin_News
>>64037788
was the little boy black?
>>64037788
I'm sure the kid is an edgy faggot and the guy is an overreacting retard
>A Montana man is charged with threatening to shoot a boy for sharing information about a subplot of the new “Star Wars” movie during an online conversation.
>Roy, 18, became angry Thursday when he learned details about “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” from a Facebook friend, prosecutors said.
Leo might actually win this year!
> He looks right at the fucking camera
Maybe next time, kid.
>>64037775
Dropped.
>>64037775
He won't win. How is that acting when that's the exact same expression he has on his face at the Oscars every year?
that was a part of Inarritu's plan, there's also that moment where he breathes in the camera
I think he wanted to achieve the immersion but achieved the exact opposite
>I am the one who memes
What did he mean by this?
High Quality thread, m8. People like you are what make this board great.
haha epic xd
>>>heisenberger
LMAO. That sounds like heisenBURGER. You sir, are an intellectual and funny man.
Is the hateful eight good?
i'm ether going to see this or the revenant
Revenant is better.
Hateful Eight is thoroughly disappointing.
>>64037393
Haven't seen hateful eight but revenant was disappointing.
>>64037393
why not both?
>Director Rob Zombie has announced that his upcoming horror film 31 has been given the dreaded NC-17 rating not once but twice by the MPAA!
>Zombie, who took to Facebook with the news, is attempting to edit it a third time to go for an R-rating, although he’s none too pleased about it.
>>64037178
he's a true auteur. I love him.
and I don't get the hate for his movies, much better than capeshit or any hollywood flick in general,
Cool beans. Hope we get to see the uncut version eventually.
>>64037229
I don't love everything he's done, but he definately has his own style of things.
>>64037178
fuck the cinema. he should just release straight to dvd/bluray/digital and do what ever he wants
