Its 2015. Lucas never sold Star Wars to Disney.
Lucas comes up to you and says he needs some more edits done to the trilogies. You need to kill off and save one characters from each the prequels and the OT. Groups of characters are acceptable, for example: all jawas.
Who do you choose?
>Prequels
Kill- JarJar
Save- Aayla
>OT
Kill- All special edition band members in jabas palace
Save- Boba
>boba
Why is this scrub so popular?
He does literally nothing in 5 and 6 cept be fodder
If Aayla was real, do you think she could fall in love with me?
>>64044461
he looks cool.
>Yasujiro Ozu flick
>pillow shot of laundry drying
>watch movie
>it ain't me plays
>>64044218
>Yasujiro Ozu flick
>nothing happens
>>64044495
>he fell for the plot meme
- Luke Skywalker?
- Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time, a long time.
Well yeah unless he was talking to himself he probably wouldn't hear any names
>>64044192
- Luke Skywalker?
- Now that's a name I haven't heard since a long time ago, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>>64044192
I wonder if he'll act wise beyond his years like Obi-wan, or kooky and crazy like old man Yoda?
>episode 1 had "Heart and Soul" unlike TFA
seriously /tv/ this is what you're going with?
>>64044189
imagine those lips wrapped through your cock
It's pretty diguisting. JJ did everything in his power to bring Star Wars back to space opera Star Wars and it was really good. If anything he nailed the Empire and Han and Chewy so good for him.
Prequels can be debated but only 3 is worth a damn and it's a cgi fest
Episode 1 is an undeniably bad movies, but at the very least it took a few risks. TFA is far too safe and predictable. I was always one step ahead of the movie and that bothered me. Nothing was surprising or exciting.
What are its best episodes?
The one where cookie cucks ned
the one were the chick gets blacked
>>64044110
>>64044143
this one?
>/tv/ actually defends this
>yet attacks this
get a life faggot
Boyfriend of Daisy Ridley.
You never had any chance, you never did...
>boyfriend
He's her cuck m8
Looks like a fag to me. She could do better.
now post her bull
People complain that he should not have lost the final duel
>he isn't even a Sith/darth, just in training as Snoke said
>he got hurt badly by the blaster shot
>he rekt Finn
>Rey was running away from him the entire fight
>Rey herself is a scavenger so she is familiar with hand-to-hand combat, as shown when she was beating up those thugs
>she really only got lucky with the final blow when they were saber-locked or whatever
haters BTFO
>>64043785
ren was kicking her ass and almost killed her but then she went super jedijin and became unstoppable. shes clearly stronger than him now
Oh you mean the blaster shot that literally explode a bunch of stormtroopers in armor but merely was a incovenience to Kylo?
The Convience, I mean The Force, probably protected him
>>64043785
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a liberal, memer, SJW, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Who the fuck finds this shit funny??
the first time I saw his special it was funny
kinda like dane cook
carlos mencia and that other fat spic where never funny though
>>64043709
I found it funny
Only redditors hate it desu
>>64043795
This basically.
Although i think his old man puppet schtick is bretty gud
DUDE THE 80'S LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q58EeFx1R3c
>>64043623
>the spiritual sequel to Dazed and Confused
I used to respect this man for his clever, innovative films.
STOP
LIVING
IN
THE
SEVENTIES
LINKLATER
DUDE EXAGGERATED ATHLETE FRAT PARTY CULTURE LMAO
Why do people watch this shit? I've never seen a good film where a Hollywood frat party has been involved that was good
Hey /tv/ Rian Johnson here, how can I not fuck up Star Wars Episode 8?
By not directing it and bringing back Lucas you piece of shit.
>>64043587
make luke black and transgender
add a character whose sole purpose is comic relief
works everytime
>/tv/ shits all over the prequels for years
>The Force Awakens comes out
>fucking dominates the box office and garners rave reviews
>suddenly the prequel trilogy is full of "heart" and "soul" in comparisonson to TFA
The hypocrisy on this board is hysterical.
>>64043441
Uh oh someone got called reddit in another thread and decided to shitpost ANOTHER SW thread
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a liberal, memer, SJW, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
TFA has a treasure hunt for Luke. Thats all it needs to be the worst SW movie yet, below even the ewok kids movies.
You dont see that TFA lacks originality and that Star Wars "feel"? It's a good movie but not a very gold Star Wars one and the prequels are still shit, anyone that puts VII over I or II is just memeing.
Too many pointless throwaway characters in hateful eight. Like why was Madsen there? or that mexican dude? or the brit. shoulda kept it four or five
why does he look younger now than he did in kill bill?
because uno farto
>>64043282
If there were only four there would be no intrigue. Half the film is about figuring out who is working together with the woman.
Learn the difference. It might save your day.
>>64043174
>implying they aren't both for manchildren
get the fuck out
Reminder that if your favorite Star Wars isn't the original AKA A New Hope, you need to get the fuck out.
>le I´m superior because I use different memes
Best part of Season 4 BTW
>>64043083
She's not too bad.
>>64043083
the quintessential insecure feminazi
