What's the difference between shaken and stirred
>>64046212
he is not an alcoholic
>>64046212
Shaking gets more air into the drink, which expands the flavor.
>>64046818
Blind taste testing has proven this 100% false. The whole point of the line is to show the audience that Bond has patrician tastes and is well acquainted with high-society.
So now that GOTG, Star Trek 09 and TFA made sci-fi movies profitable again and Disney is testing the waters with a GiTS movie, are we getting closer to the live action Cowboy Bebop movie in 2019/2020?
>>64046208
reminder:
GitS: Scarlett Johansson
Akira: all white cast
Eva: scrapped forever
>>64046254
I'm more pissed that GiTS is Scarlett johansson than what race she is. I hate the fact that she's in this because she's our generations "action girl" by default because of avengers. Smdh
>>64046394
that's why I didn't comment on her race. It's funny, it's a role that Rinko Kikuchi actually might be good in because of how dead her acting is
Why did Rey protect BB-8 from that random scavenger?
Do droids have feelings now in the disney trilogy?
ReySue is the hero, didn't you get the memo?
>what is saving the cat
shees, /tv/ sure is full of no-nothing plebes
>>64046207
>Do droids have feelings now in the disney trilogy?
>Where the fuck was R2's original charisma coming from?
>What the fuck was C3PO's constant complaining?
fuck you
Reminder that X-Files is out on glorious bluray and the first two encodes are already done.
The X-Files S01 720p BluRay DD5.1 x264-DON
The X-Files S02 720p BluRay DD5.1 x264-DON
They're HDBits internal but they've filtered down to BTN and some curry trackers like IPTorrents already.
Don't bother with any 1080p encodes, the detail isn't there.
Season 1 Screens:
http://someimage.com/Pq8u9Sj
http://someimage.com/0jBOzVf
http://someimage.com/bb2xfBr
http://someimage.com/jdt0Awo
http://someimage.com/C0avwnT
http://someimage.com/juZOwLs
http://someimage.com/XfQDz0d
Season 2 Screens:
http://someimage.com/QZWZEUr
http://someimage.com/j4OhQqC
http://someimage.com/JT8fLMF
http://someimage.com/korauE7
http://someimage.com/cTobt7C
They're not quite as awesome as I hoped but I guess the sources just weren't that great and fox never really makes good remasters.
Do we get a better look at Mulder's porn?
>>64047260
I'm going through and making new screenshots for funposting purposes
how do i get into this show?
i really wanna watch it in time for the new season. ive tried watching it like 5 times and i get around 6 eps in till i realise the quality is really up and down. plus theres like 30 eps, does it get better or am i a pleb?
what went wrong?
>literally no villain, mcguffin, or plot drive for first hour and a half, just exposition and backstory
>villain introduced in last ten minutes
>villain defeated in those ten minutes
>>64046084
Adding to your list
>Unexplainably awful CGI
casting a nigge
casting a jew
casting a whore
casting a cgi beast
casting a bad director
It seems like only the Vatican has patrician taste these days. Fucking mainstream reviewers aren't half as insightful as the pope.
>In that vein, The Vatican's newspaper agrees, calling the film "more reboot than sequel." For good measure it adds, "Not a classy reboot however, like Nolan's Batman, but an update twisted to suit today's tastes and a public more accustomed to sitting in front of a computer than in a cinema."
>Sticking the knife in further, the review adds, "Abrams' direction is in fact modelled on the sloppiest current action films derived from the world of videogames."
>"The only merit of J.J. Abrams film is to show, by contrast, how the direction of the previous films was elegant, balanced and above all appropriate."
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-the-vatican-star-wars-force-awakens-review-20151220-story.html
What can Disney shills say now? You said it was because /tv/ was contrarian that we hated it but now the fucking Vatican itself is shitting on this capeshit-like crap.
/tv/ is so contrarian that now the rest of the world is going atheist, tgey are becoming religious.
>>64046022
Of course the Vatican is shitting on it. They're the voice of God.
>>64046022
No shit it's not cinema you fucking retard, it's a flick. It always was and always will be
>"NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEE"
What did she mean by this?
I never understood that 'REEEEEEE' thing.
>>64045978
Look at how big that hog is.
Her red hair is putrid.
>>64046018
>Her red hair is putrid
That's wassup desu
>Die Hard is my favourite Christmas movie!
tangerine is better 2bh
>>64045894
Truuuu
lol i get it it takes place on christmas haha clever
I can't believe you guys have been completely ignoring My Wife's Son: The Movie
That poster is a work of art
Ferrell and Wahlberg have great chemistry together. This is going to be our generations 'Step Brothers', I feel it.
According to critics, John Cena's cameo at the end is the only good part.
>The GOAT capeshit
>A respectable Christmas movie in it's own right
Was Nolan even trying? Will Snyder even come close?
>>64045815
This movie is actually pretty stupid if you watch it as a 30 year old.
>>64045815
This is a masterpiece compared to that already memefest of BvS
>>64045815
>puttin nolan and snyder in the same sentence
nice going pleb
>rutracker is down
where do I download my films now
>>64045764
Why would you download them?
>>64046104
how else would you watch them? stream them? Popcorn Time was the only non-shit movie service (because it was torrent-based) and it still only had YIFY ripperinos
>>64045764
https://rarbg.to
So what dank memes have we been blessed with from TFA?
Portions and traitor.
>>64045778
Portions??
JUST
Someone died on the set for this the other day because of botched safety procedures. They should cancel the whole thing or at least fire the guy and do some investigations.
>>64045760
i don't get why they don't just CGI everything in a shit movie like this that only Chinese people and benefit cheats are going to pay to watch
nice to see she is supporting her stunt woman....
what a bitch
>>64045672
traitor
This deals
*flicks cape*
getting worse
*sheathes katana*
all the time
*picks up fedora*
I miss Lando.
Hey /tv/, Instead of circlejerking about TFA how about we recommend some movies to watch for christmas?
Nahhh... Lets circlejerk instead
TBS should do 24 hours of Die Hard instead of A Cuckmas Story
>>64045622
The usual Christmas specials (Charlie Brown, Rudolph, Die Hard)
Krampus was really Christmas-y, given it's a horror movie.
