I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>64029623
dude, move on. in the end, nothing really matters.
Linkin park sucks
>>64029623
but in the end
this thread is getting reported
LIterally in TFA for 3 fucking seconds
>LOL IM IN STAR WARS BRUH
literally who?
I must've blinked, I don't remember seeing him at all.
>>64029554
Were you in Star Wars, faggot? No? Then shut the fuck up.
Have you finished all yourHolidayshopping this year?
>>64029418
yfw you realize x-mas eve is tomorrow and you haven't bought any gifts yet.
>>64029459
It's Christmass Eve right now. Tomorrow is Christmass Day.
>>64029459
it's ok. I don;t have anyone to buy anything for.
Is he the best actor of his generation?
he's the most deep in the closet
>>64029323
no, he is
>>64029323
4 fuckin years!!!!
Turn around.
>>64029201
i dont get it
>>64029201
dat gyno
Does the Big Short tell the truth that the financial crisis is not because of the banks fault but the retarded poor people who didnt read the contracts?
>>64029013
i just wanted to go to college and fanny mae offered to give me my dream with literally no collateral. i guess it's obvious that im posting here how that ended
The retarded poor ultimately made the choice that got them into that predicament
But it was the financiers, who knew better, and still offered this shit anyway, who enabled it, and are culpable as well
And yet, the same people calling for the bankers heads will complain endlessly about the redlining of the 60's/70's
Is Gooses character part black? Whats going on with his hair?
Speculation thread as to what the Knights of Ren are. I wish they had expanded on it more in the movie.
>>64028959
This is a good sign. One of the best things about the OT was how poorly explained some things were. It just threw you into things assuming you already knew everything about the universe and hoped you could keep up. This led to a lot of interesting fan speculation back in the day.
The Knights of Ren are a group of young men who formed in the aftermath of the Empire's destruction. Most of them are orphans, space rats, wanderers who have joined smuggling crews and sought after historical artifacts.
They don't have a leader until they meet a young Jedi initiate named Ben Solo who is undergoing his Jedi trials. Luke sent him to a world that was rich with Jedi history in search of a holocron. But Luke never told Ben about the truth of his lineage, and this will forever haunt him.
Solo is searching the ruins of the world in question when he meets the Knights of Ren. He can sense a dark aura around them and asks them to explain themselves. They tell Ben that they're true believers in Ren, the first Sith and the demigod who animates the dark side of the Force. He's a figure not unlike Lucifer: once a beautiful, dashing knight... He embraced the dark side and led the first Sith tribes to war against the Jedi. The knights believe that the Sith who came after (Sheev and Dooku and Maul) are heretics who misused the dark side.
(con't in next post)
The Knights of ren are led by Darth plagius (snoke). Plagius was palpatines master, which is why he looks so deformed from his botched assassination attempt. Rey used to be one of the sith and was mind wiped and dropped off on the totally not Tatooine planet of Jakku, after she went full an akin and murdered the new batch of young padawans (as hinted in her flashback). That's why luke went into hiding. His main apprentice was his daughter, Rey, and she betrayed him to the dark side (at the behest of snoke/plagius) and he needed time to meditate.
Just to switch up from Star Wars threads can we get a top film of 2015 thread going
The Assassin was incredibly beautiful to look at. Too bad it was marketed in the US as a nü-house-of-flying-daggers wire work martial arts flick instead of a subtle character study.
>>64028788
here you go
A most violent year is a 2014 film
How butthurt are the Star Trek fags about this new trailer?
>>64028691
Forgot
https://youtu.be/zdCP9glznEA
>>64028691
I liked the new trailer. Looks better than Bat Man vs Super Man and Captain American vs Ironman
>expect sci-fi
>get hiphop soundtrack and twitter generation one-liners
This is literally one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. That ending gave me goose bumps.
When I went to see it the whole theatre was silent the whole movie. Absolute respect for this masterpiece.
>>64028660
silence here too
surprised i was
packed it was
i actually let out audible grunts and wees and the like tho
>>64028762
When did you go? I went on the day after the release. It was literally packed and everyone was silent the whole movie even during the funny parts which I giggled at.
>>64028660
Hello reddit!
>kids/teenagers are breaking the rules in a late 90's-early 2000's movie
>AND I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
>>64028625
>edgy teenagers skate into a scene
>in too deep starts playing
This bed is on fire...
>Edgy female lead doing girl-power stuff
>OOOOOH BARRACUDA
Why didn't "the Reddit Awakens" have any scenes that felt cinematic and meaningful with a powerful musical score like this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMGxqvg4K74
pls respond
Good taste anon.
The obvious answer goes without saying. TFA was directed at redditors and mainstream / capeshit audiences whereas the prequels were bold, stylistic, and made for the appreciation of only their creator and the lucky few among us patricians who can appreciate his genius. Star Wars is a good series overall, V is still the GOAT, but the prequels in particular are /tv/ as fuck.
>>64028429
whats wrong with reddit guys? its a cool place you should go there
Are lightsabers two handed or one handed weapons?
>>64028398
It's like a normal sword, one handed, but more easily controlled with 2 hands.
>>64028398
They're space katanas, so meant to be used with two hands.
only anime prequel Jedi use them with one hand
>>64028398
They're like hand-and-a-half swords: primarily used in two hands but balanced enough for use in one hand. Pic related is a good example.
>>64028456
A lightsaber hilt is much too long for a one-handed sword. One-handed swords (which, as you said, can also be more easily controlled with 2 hands) have tiny hilts.
>It'll be a breeze, Vic
whoopsy daisy
>>64028383
Fuck vic and them gooks. John Landis is a genius.
Whoa.
Thought this was my uncle...
Academy pls
I'm going to laugh my ass off if he doesn't get it. He will be put on suicide watch
>>64028278
he better get it, fuck off redditors
>>64028394
Don't worry anon, I have a feeling he'll get his pity award this time around.
