I was joining in on the fun when I suddenly realized that the rest of you guys were serious.
You actually, genuinely, honestly think that the prequels were good?
you will never suck the tits of prime-era carrie fisher
i bet she fucked just as good as any bipolar chick too
>>64015861
No, it's a meme. Just like the racism, cucks and hating jews.
>>64015930
At the time she filmed pic related, she was a virgin. She lost it when she was 19.
is there anything this man CAN'T do?
I watched the French version and he had a mustache.
I watched the Italian version and he had his mom with him.
I watched the American version and got shot
Father Ted Christmas Special is about to start on Channel 4, lads.
Time to settle in.
It never gets old. It's the highlight of my Xmas tv.
>BBC's Top Gear relaunch struck a blow as executive producer departs
>Lisa Clark, who was personally brought in by Chris Evans, departs after less than five months with the show’s relaunch looming in May
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/bbc/12066136/Who-will-be-Top-Gear-co-presenters-alongside-Chris-Evans.html
>your own personal producer abandons shipsabine will be the only reason to check out this show
Chris Harris will be great on this show
>a woman
>a soulless "person"
>a paki
Do they think this is going to get anywhere or what
>>64014101
i fucking knew the BBC would pull this
>paki
>woman
>chris
sabine is an acceptable woman but the fact that this screams fuck your 3 white man lead have PC multi culture thrown at you
show is dead DEAD i tell you
based bill burr
is there anyone else who can make conan laugh as hard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9YL04v-J5U
>JUST CHECKING IN ON YA
>>64013688
compare that to his recent appearance on Fallon. try not to cringe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2nvkiQczo
>>64014162
found the fat blogger
if this fucking movie had the advertizing budget of TFA, it would have been deemed a cult classic
DREDD appreciation
>>64013606
I was honestly surprised how great and simple it was
>>64013606
>implying it isn't a cult classic
Stop being a fag anon.
excellent piece of film, by far one of my favorite movies of all time
Rey did NOT have zero training.
Can we discuss when her parents were leaving on the ship, a voice clearly from the Sith / Kylo said something to her. Her story goes back farther then TFA.
>>64013413
Maybe but she couldn't have been older than like 4 when she was left on Jakku.
>>64013480
But who was she left with? That's whats important.
>>64013545
True. It would also explain her accent.
Opinions on Star Wars VII, /tv/?
>>64013154
It was good and I want the Reddit troll raid to stop.
DUDE REDDIT LMAO
>>64013181
what reddit troll raid
fuck reddit
"Drinking the black goo was a mistake"-Prometheus
What did he mean by this?
>>64012676
>ghhhh aarghghh ghh
It wasn't a mistake. He created life by doing that. Bringing the black goo on the ship was a mistake.
>>64012676
>Prometheus
Like the god who gave man fire. I never understood that until now. lol. I'm a silly billy.
>Jabba's place
>That final space battle
>Luke's final confrontation with Vader and Palpatine
>Vader's redemption
When will the RotJ is bad meme finally die ?
Also prequelbabies who put 3 over 6 are not invited
piss off
>>64012424
You forgot.
>Endor
>Ewoks
>Endor
>Ewoks
It's 65% of the whole film.
Your defence includes the beginning and the ending of the film (which are perfect).
The actual "meat" of the movie is the problem.
>>64012424
You forgot the GOAT spacebattle, also if people excuse rey because she is CUTE we can do the same for ewoks. I don't see why Han is "ruined", he's been through suffering, love, friendship, and now is a leader with people depending on him, if course he isn't the same scoundrel, he's grown as a character
I think it's the best tbqh familia (inb4 hate replies)
>>64012424
Jabba's palace is boring shit and only serves to resolve the "cliffhanger" ending of frozen Han from the previous flick.
The rest of what you wrote is all true but literally happens at the very end of the film. You have to put up with all of the boring Endor teddy bear Ewok garbage beforehand. Speeder bikes are kind of cool just really fucking stupid flying among redwood trees and high speeds making it really fucking dumb.
It's a good film only for its final acts. But even TPM had a great final act in the Maul saber battle. All of the prequels have decent final saber battles.
Congratulations! You have just been made the producer of a Star Wars Anthology movie of your choice.
You get to handpick all the aspects of your film: story, director, cast, music, etc.
Who/what do you choose?EU is fair game
i kill it, i let it rot
i erase it from history and memory
i make a new fucking movie that isnt a god damn sequel or reboot
>>64012130
Obi-Wan-centered film starring Ewan McGregor. Cover the gap between III & IV and somehow work in a bit of backstory on him.
>>64012130
>Director
Wes Anderson
>Story
A Stormtrooper with debilitating depression who falls in love with a droid and learns the meaning of friendship
>Cast
I don't care
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ
He's actually an interesting antagonist, which is more than what the prequels gave us
>extremely passionate
>hilariously shit at everything
>literally follows no strategy and just swings his blade uncontrollably
>gets his ass kicked by a chick with zero training
>he even fucked up building his light-saber
>literally wears the mask to be edgy
It seems like fanboys are just butt hurt that he wasn't Vader 2.0
kylo ren
>sucks at tech
>mediocre fighter
>wears a mask when he doesn't need it
>wants to be at the dark side but is pulled by the light
>will never be like vader
rey
>from a desert planet
>technical genius
>good with robots
>top tier pilot
>expert in melee combat
>over 6 million midichlorians
she's the new bad guy
that means ben will be the good guy in the end right? he's basically the opposite of vader while rey is exactly like him
>>64012007
To be fair everything about him makes him seem like the protagonist.
He's literally the only one with a motivation I can get behind. At least he commits and actually murders someone.
It would be retarded if he switches to good, I'd rather he fucking died.
>>64011890
The whole cast was bland and predictable. He showed some promise, but still wasn't interesting enough (largely due to that horrible final duel with a Negro gentleman and Mary Sue).
"No, not in front of the children."
is he like an asian mexican or something ?
So was he a Sicario?
Bad movie
>arm loss yesterday
>crushed man today
JUST
http://news.yahoo.com/man-crushed-to-death-on-set-of-resident-evil-the-085101016.html
this movie better be good.
>>64011092
I bet the director is pretty happy it's getting so much free publicity
Oh shit.
BIG
>>64008506
This is going to be such a flop that it's not even funny. Quentin Tarantino can only in his wildest dreams reach the heights that James Cameron did with Avatar.
>Nigger!
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