>JJ thought mothers and daughters were going to see a movie about a strong woman and a black guy
>Audience is 70 percent male with an average age of 34
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-wars-force-awakens-audience-849774
Women want Titanic not Bella & The Bulldog, sorry Hollywood
>>64012260
>average age of 34
Christ, help us
>>64012260
GEEK CULTURE WAS A MISTAKE
>>64012335
t. 16 year old
ITT underrated movies
>>64012234
underrated on /tv/?
are you fresh off the boat s.s. reddit?
>>64012234
I can't Imagine someone hating this movie
>>64012234
That movie is about 40 minutes too long. It really didn't need to be so.
>"Did I ever tell you the Tragedy of Plagueis the Wise?" - Sheev to Anakin
>"The Supreme Leader is wise." - Kylo Ren to Han
>Theme of Snoke is literally the same song played during the Plagueis the Wise scene, never used elsewhere in the other 5 movies.
Thoughts
>>64012201
that citation please
>>64012201
Yeah, but Yoda was wise as well, maybe he was fucking Plagueis.
It's a good theory but I suspect even the people making the films haven't decided.
You forgot to quote the part where Sheev tells Anakin that he killed Plagueis.
>>Palpatine: He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
So why wasn't she raped on jakku
>Implying she wasn't
>Implying she hasn't been so many times she now expects it and enjoys it
She was a prostitute before she got better at scavenging.
She probably went for 5 portions an hour.
cucks
How someone can like prequels?
Is it just a meme?
>>64012100
original trilogy looks like cheap scifi made in the 70s
Am I really suppose to believe these buttons on Darth Vader are futuristic?
Looks like a cunt in a gimp mask
films women will NEVER understand
>>64012100
>HOL UP
Anakin did nothing wrong.
>>64012060
this is gonna become another "jedi are the true bad guys" discussion, isn't it?
>>64012060
That is widely accepted. Because you know who was A TRAITOR
Anything else?
>>64012089
are you implying they aren't?
If you were a director, what would your trademark be?
Mine would be the lead character running while wearing a snorricam rig.
Mine would be casting Samuel L. Jackson on every film.
Long single shot takes (or long takes that are made to look like single takes with CGI) for no apparent reason and offer nothing to the overall effect of the film other than to quell my own ego boosting mastabatory needs
>>64012057
My movies would take 12 years to make.
So is Attack of The Clones the only good prequel movie?
Character motivations that actually make sense, good dramatic moments, actual character development, and Ewan McGregor's beard looks great. Plus natural chemistry between the characters that was absent in I and III. Somewhat cheesy but a true space opera that succeeds in all areas that Episode I and III fail.
What do you think about this film, /tv/?
>>64011999
>Plus natural chemistry between the characters
Fuck you and your shitty thread holy shit.
>>64011999
Worse than I, but better than VII.
>seismic charge sound
>space hinds
>Coruscant undercity
>"This party's over"
>Across the Stars
is this the birth of an epic new reddit meme
Was Sheen...you know...special?
>>64011846
Are you?
>>64011889
My mom says I am.
>>64011944
What about your mom's husband?
>kylo is blind
>finn is han's son
>snoke is a snake
>snoke is plaegis
>snoke is jar jar
>finn dies
>chewi dies
not a single spoiler was true
>noh yu
>that chart
>>64011761
>finn is han's son
You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to think that was true.
Did he drop the ball on purpose, out of loyalty to George Lucas? No way a score that horrible would be intentional.
Different orchestra
He probably realized this wasn't even Star Wars he was scoring but a cheap imitation. So like pottery, he too chose to be a poor imitation of his former self.
>>64011553
JUST
Do you have any favorite Mexican actor or actress?
>>64011547
I'm Mexican.
I don't particularly enjoy other Mexicans.
>>64012630
No one does.
>>64012630
are you one of the mythical white mexicans?
I will finish...
what you started
OMG IT LOOKS LIKE THAT DUDE FROM STAR WAAAAAARS LOL OMG SO FUNNY XD
looks more like the Beef.
>>64011494
ROFL IT'S LIKE HE'S IMMORTAL OR SUM SHIT
>Die Hard: Polling Group Survey Shows Americans Do Not Consider Film to Be Christmas-Themed
>Public Policy Polling released the survey results Tuesday. Of the 1,267 voters, 62 percent do not think "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie. The 1988 film's plot occurs on Christmas Eve.
Have I just been wrong my entire life in thinking it was the best Christmas holiday film? Or is it society who is wrong?
>>64011405
Society is wrong obviously.
literally reddit
>>64011405
It's not. Its a movie that takes place during Christmas but its not a Christmas movie, in the same way that Groundhog Day is not a movie about weather prediction.
This is the most view youtube video in youtube history that is not a music video. It has had over 1,200,000 views in the past 24 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP-MbfHFUqs
>1,081,654,377 views as of this post
>54 minutes 12 seconds runtime
>111,540.46 years worth o combined time humanity has spent watching this
To put this length of time into perspective.
>Agriculture involving domestication of plants was developed around...
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I doubt anyone is watching this shit all the way through, but even if each person only watched 60 seconds it would still be too much time.
>111,540.46 years.
I spend longer than that on /tv/ every day.
That's not how humanity works
My niece used to love watching little baby bum. Their videos are really annoying, I couldn't stand more than a few seconds of it.