> Lacks a knowledge of basic astronomy "I didn't know there was this much green in the whole galaxy"
> Can instantly repair and operate interstellar spacecraft
What a fucking dumb point.
Do all PhD geneticists know how to repair a jet engine on a plane? Fuck no.
Do aerospace engineers know what protein lygase is? Probably not.
>>64006725
I can fix my car and i dont know shit about Kazakhstan's ecosystem either mate.
errr dipshit, she's only seen sand her whole life, and has been ripping apart interstellar spacecraft daily.
>shopping in Target
>browsing movies & tv section
>mom and 2 daughters close by
>overhear that they're looking for Star Wars complete set
>salesman says the only ones they have in stock are the prequel sets
>one of the girls says "no he doesn't want the prequels"
>other one blurts out "ahahahaha yeahhh nobody likes the first 3"
>mfw
I'm sick of these star wars threads
/TV/ needs more cunny
Fuck you /tv/ I like the prequels
>>64007742
same. Clones is a great movie
RIGHT NOW ON HARDCORE PAWN
>>64006547
FUCK YOU!!!
MY
>>64007040
KID
Anyone else feel like the fights in this are really lackluster? Characters who are supposed to be super powerful don't really fight like it. They just fight like somebody you'd find on the block or something. Unless they're a demon, then they'll do a generic force push or whatever.
>>64006504
>watching supernatural after s3
>>64006576
I stuck around till the end of Season 5. I hear it gets REALLY fucking bad afterwards, though.
>>64006629
It got fucked up after angels showed up. They should stop or it'll become Young and restless v 2.0
Attack of the Clones btfo
>Phantom Menace made just over 1 billion (with the 3D re-release)
>Attack of the Clones made about 650 million
>Revenge of the Sith made about 850 million
Could The Force Awakens make more than all the prequels combined?
>>64006394
It would have to make over 2.5 billion. Maybe.
>>64006755
It made over 600 million in like 3 days. No actual competition comes out until Batman v Superman in March.
Hey /tv/, what's your favorite late '90s American Steampunk Western Action-Comedy film?
100 points to whoever names theirs.
Mild Mild Mest
>>64006257
That's incredibly specific, since there's only two steampunk films that were mainstream released (Wild Wild West and 9).
Vile Vile Vest
Just rewatched The Empire Strikes Back yesterday and got to this little shit. What was the deal with his introduction? Why was he acting like childish asshole over a piece of food?
>MINE! MINE! MINE!
Was he autistic?
senile insanity. massive defeat, loss, isolation and despair can do that even to Yoda.
its more likely that they changed his role over time though
>>64006223
No, but you are. He was testing Luke's patience. He failed the test.
>>64006223
you millennials disgust me
he was the Campbellian trickster-mentor character who tests the hero through wit and toil
Read a fucking book.
Great villan until the mask came off. What the fuck.
>>64006023
>People still don't understand that is the point
He's a Vader fanboy edgelord. The whole point was he'll never be as bad as Vader.
>>64006023
>Great villan until the mask came off
Did he die?
That's the point
vader 2.0 would've been shit
What are some aesthetically pleasing / soothing films to watch that have caught you in a very immersive atmosphere. I have holiday break of the next 4 days and I live in a dreary town and just want to watch some movies that I can use as escapism. a top notch soundtrack would be a bonus
The Fountain
The Fall
Suspiria
Inferno
All Gaspar Noe films
All Jonathan Glazer films
Lord of the RIngs
Can we talk about this character? Such a waste
>Cast that tall "girl" from Game of Thrones
>Give kickass costume
>Expect a kickass fight or something
>She gets a gun held up onto her head and thrown into the trash
Phasma did nothing wrong
>>64005732
>There are people who saw TFA and like Phasma more than TR-8R, who literally fid more than her in the film.
>>64005732
>and thrown into the trash
off screen
I think Star Wars is a pretty cool gril, seh scavenges, climbs and scales stuff, repairs spaceships, speaks droid, don't need no man to save her, flies spaceships, speaks wookie, shoots blasters, has visions of the past, uses mind trick, reads minds, fights with lightsabers, and doesn't afraid of anything
hi
>>64005640
Star Wars a qt
>>64005640
how does she know hoe to use jedi mind tricks and the force to retrieve the lightsaber with no prior training or knowledge whatsoever?
is this the new baneposting?
>>64005586
Yes.
wannabe baneposting. i doubt it will really go anywhere, baneposting was exploitable in many sitiuations. with tr8r you just look like a fag
What was so bad about this scene?
What does /tv/ think of Roger Ebert?
>>64005551
He's dead
The Anthony Fantano of cinema
i give him 2 thumbs up
What's the worst Palm d'Or winner that isn't Pulp Fiction?
>pulp fiction
>bad
top pleb
>>64005285
this was great m80, give your head a long hard shake
All the Palm d'Or of this decade are just dogshit, the actual deserving winners just won a lesser prize.
$610,776,417 worldwide in 4 days.
$288,076,417 domestically in 4 days.
Worldwide, that's 100k less than what Avatar got domestically in 238 days and domestically it's pretty much half of what Avatar got domestically in 238 days.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=starwars7.htm
>>64005283
in your dreams
/tv/ is literally always wrong. You guys really suck at predictions.
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