>All this speculation over who Rey actually is
It was pretty clear to me that she's aSkywalkerafter the first viewing. Do people seriously think otherwise?
>>63997458
>tell me about the girl
>Skips to next scene
>Music ques constantly
>Finds the light saber
>It belonged to all the other skywalkers now it calls to you
Seriously why are people even debating this?
>>63997458
then who is her mom?
Yeah, I think Luke's wife hid Rey on Jakku to protect her from Kylo Ren but something happened to the wife, which thus made Luke a recluse.
Would anyone complain if he played obi wans force ghost in episode 8?
Its that or a cgi alec guinness and he was the best part of the prequels so i think its ok
It would be weird for him to be younger than Luke
Nah, it will just be canon that force ghost looks younger when blablablabla
What happened to his lightsaber senpai? Obi had it at the end of ep1.
>>63997286
What happened to the lightsabers of all the Jedi who died at the battle of Geonosis or after Order 66?
>>63997286
Obi kept it. In Ep 2 Obi used a green saber
>>63997335
That was dif though. No one cared about those jedi. Dont you think Obi would have kept it?
Luke:
>No piloting experience
>only piloted speeders
>Gets into X-wing and is suddenly able to engage in dogfights like a professional and survive while almost everyone dies.
No one cares.
Rey:
>Never used a lightsaber before
>Only experience with weapons is that long staff or surviving on streets.
>Rekts an injured Kylo.
Gets called Mary Sue.
Why are men and women held to a double-standard?
theres literally a thread up right now calling luke a mary sue you dope
>>63997235
>Chooses the one issue with Luke
>Only chooses one of the many issues with ReySue
see me after class
>>63997235
Luke outright fails and needs to be saved by everyone, including the main villain.
They're not the same thing at all.
What was the moral message of TFA?
Remember that time when Peter Hitchens held a girl for over 3000 days?
facism is bad
eat shit /pol/ kiddy
>>63997223
dunno mate but I didnt find Chewbacca funny at all desu
Dear Drew,
Thank you for your email offering to retract your misdirected anger. I apologise for any part of you having to wait for an interview and then not get one. The truth is we (as I was paired for all interviews that day) were unaware that ANYBODY was waiting. Or even went without a TV interview. Someone somewhere must have thought putting it on me was a lot easier than losing their journalist relations for the ongoing junkets and multiple movies that are pending. I wish I would have napped to be honest.
One note to make is that per Fox, they said they “never actually told (you) that the interview was cancelled, simply that they were running behind schedule.” They also said that “Drew chose not to wait and left. Had he stayed, he would have gotten his interview as planned.”
Fuck.. Plot thickens … Who knows what to trust my friend, but I do know the cancellation was definitely not made by myself.
Resisting the urge to dare you to say what you “rant tweeted” so publicly, to my face next time we meet, which I doubt you have the balls to do; I want to apologise regardless on behalf of those that misled the both of us. That isn’t cool. At all. Neither were your tweets. But that’s by the by.
I appreciate your apology of sorts in your emails to and fro which I am happy to openly post. Also as I hope you understand now and which you’ve made very clear in our emails back and forth, your legitimate frustration lies with those who organised the junket; who fed you and I misinformation; not me.
Again apologies for the clusterfk. And it’s knock on effect to your personal life. I appreciate it is a busy time of year for you and your time shouldn’t have been wasted. I never had any intention of causing you any inconveniences at all.
Best regards and thanks for calling me an asshole a lot
Tommy xxx
That was very civil but why are you posting it here?
>>63997142
i love you tom.
tome hardy sounds like a fag
Imagine if you will, a hero for all black males.
A lead character who is black and possibly on his way to becoming a powerful Jedi.
He's liked by everybody in the media and SJW's constantly defend his presence on screen.
Now imagine if you will, if the black male lead who every black man associates with turns out to be gay.
MORE
I would have to beat up a lot of gay dudes to prove I'm not gay
just warning you JJ
Black boipussy was made for white dick.
which clone is the best clone and why is it alison?
Alison is the best clone by far. None of the others comes close. Also fuck Cosima-fags. She's nowhere near Alison. It's weird because they're portrayed by the same actress, but Alison also looks the best.
>>63997279
the best part is that she is a freak in the sheets.
>>63997279
I only care about Cosima because lesbians. Alison is the best though.
Meanwhile on ZS-NVB...
Sir?
Who are these clowns with bags on their heads?
MAYDAY MAYDAY
What did he mean by this?
How do you think he hides that he's basically immortal?
Does he just vanish into obscurity for a century?
>>63997102
He enters Keanusleep after faking his own death, awakening only when he senses that a new form of entertainment medium has arrived so can feed off of the emotions that are elicited by his performances. Then the cycle begins anew. So it is, always been, and always will be.
payback's a bitch motherfuAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOHHHHUUHHH
What's /tv/'s opinion on piracy?
it's fine aslong as you don't download a car
>>63997066
I would download the fuck out of a car.
Not going to buy the disc anyway, so why does it matter if I pirate it?
Just finished watching the prequels finally. Never did a full run through them. There's something that bothered me. Yoda tells Anakin that he should go let go of the fear of losing someone and to remove his attachments to what he loves. Obviously, this is a monk's way of thinking and Anakin can't accept that with him having a secret marriage with a woman. The movies tried to make this a grey area where there was no right or wrong answer. Anakin was right to have feelings and Yoda was right about not being consumed by your hatred and jealousy.
>sadness leads to anger. Anger leads to hate.
The question is, was Yoda, and the Jedi in general, really right? And what's to say that a jedi cannot embrace both halves of this type of life? I assume the future episodes are going to elaborate that both the light and dark sides are necessary for a complete jedi, and is probably why Luke went into hermit mode so he can rediscover what it truly means to be a jedi. Just my thoughts. Could be wrong.
>>63996860
In the OT both Yoda and Obi-Wan tell Luke that he has to kill his father, but it's Luke's ultimate refusal to do so that saves his father and brings balance to the force. Plus every single protagonist of Star Wars films are "too old" to be "properly trained" (this includes fucking 9 year-old Anakin).
So yeah, the jedi were pretty much wrong. It'd be interesting if the new trilogy went the route of both sides being necessary.
>>63996860
yoda was a fucking warmongering cryptic idiot in the prequels thanks to lucas.
Are you asking where the middle ground is?
Or praising them?
I don't know why this is a topic for you or how you developed it in your head
>>63996992
Well they had the beaner as one of the main characters. And there was that scene with the other ones. Basically I think Marvel is portraying them all of them as criminals
>>63997016
But the beaner was the best thing about the entire movie.
And the main character is a white thief.
Also even though they're all thieves they are still the protagonists and shown in a positive light
Did you like it?
It was kinda boring imo desu
>>63996820
>boring
hello reddit
>>63996820
A critic described it best:
>"An hour and a half of Leo grunting and groaning desperately"
Leo has jumped the shark, his desperateness for an Oscar is now as visible as his giant forehead, and this is a turn off for the people who award said trophies
>>63996820
8, maybe 9/10. Would be 10/10 if they cut all the retarded mysticism. Man against nature, man against animals of which the most dangerous is another man, that's what makes the movie cool. But every now and then it goes all NATIVE AMERICAN SPIRITUALITY LMAO, which really undermines the whole theme.
Gay ass movie
>an C-3PO
so edgy op
So you pulled your phone out and took a shot of you flipping off the screen so you can post it on TV?
You're worse than females and selfies
