Luke, did I ever tell you about the Sun Crusher? The Sun Crusher was one of the most powerful superweapons ever devised. It was developed at the secret Maw Installation. The Sun Crusher was a nearly indestructible craft that was no larger than a starfighter, but was capable of unleashing destruction on a magnitude that dwarfed even the Death Star's capabilities. Unlike the Death Star, which destroyed individual planets, the Sun Crusher could destroy an entire star system by causing its target star to turn into a supernova. The key to its near invincibility was layered Quantum-crystalline armor, a material so strong that it could perfectly repel even turbolaser shots. Han Solo once was able to ram the Sun Crusher straight through the bridge of the Imperial-class Star Destroyer Hydra without taking any damage, and during the skirmish in the Maw, it even survived a glancing blow from the Death Star Prototype's Superlaser, which likely would have destroyed any other ship it touched. The Sun Crusher took some engine damage from the blast, as this was its only weakness, but was able to continue to fight. The Sun Crusher was also equipped with a hyperdrive and was designed to slip unnoticed into a system, fire its weaponry, and then escape before its presence was detected. It wasn't a good friend.
>>64008734
Everyone knows the EU had dumb shit.
Now do Lusa or Tenwl Ka
>>64009556
Tenel Ka, damn my fat fingers!
Is she the edgiest character of 2015?
Acts like she has a Joker like plan...just silently walks across a bridge.
i like her bush
what film is this?
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#1 - Kylo vs Finn
#2 - Falcon vs Tie fighters on Jakku
#3 - TR-8R vs Finn
#4 - Hux's Speech andRepublic getting rekt
#5 - Finn and Poeescape star destroyer
>>64008450
Switch 1 and 3.
Seeing the XWings skimming across the surface of the lake in the distance whilst the John Williams score kicks in.
That Luke reveal
Both great
>>64008450
Kylo vs Finn was bullshit. How they hell could a janitor last more than five seconds against Kylo much less land a blow?
The only halfway decent fight scene was Tr8r
First they've tried to convince everyone that Prequel Trilogy is "bad" and George Lucas - one of the greatest visionaries of our time - is a terrible director, now they try to fool people that TFA is a "good" movie. One could say that there is something more behind "their" opinions.
I can't stand these guys.
>disliking Jurassic World because it was a cynical exercise in pandering and nostalgia
>liking TFA because it was a cynical exercise in pandering and nostalgia that "didn't feel that calculated"
These guys made up their minds to like the movie before they saw it. Their review was a giant rationalisation. It's not bad. It's just not good.
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
Literally Reddit: The TV Show
Kind of, but it's still a pretty comfy show and good background noise
Reddit is nothing more than a buzzword for "stuff a reasonable amount of people like but I don't and I think my opinion is fact"
>>64008392
>not liking based Gus
Who would win in a fight?
Who is the superior artist?
Eric Andre
Eric Andre
Eric Andre would literally murder Nathan. No contest. Not only is he part black so he is naturally more athletic, he is also clearly filled with inner rage whereas nathan is filled with autism.
Come on man don't ask stupid questions.
If Nathan knew there was a fight coming he would train for eight months, get a black belt and break Eric's ass
Nathan
Will he ever give a good performance?
Yeah. Gilbert Grape.
Inception
The Aviator
Wolf of Wall street
the great gatsby
shutter island
departed
romeo
titantic
and so on.
>>64008320
>What is Django?
Sicario is available as a hd torrent now but don't get your hopes up because it's not that good of a film.
I've been hearing how great this film was on here wtf.
its not my problem you have shit taste op.
It's above average but i too was let down.
>/tv/ has almost universally bad taste i don't know why i keep falling for it.
OP here, needed a bad guy and not enough plot
So how many good Star Wars movies are there? 2?
>>64008240
Whoops I meant 3
4. The original trilogy and Force Awakens. RotJ is the weakest of those 4 but still very good.
Anyone who says otherwise is a memer
>>64008240
2.5
Clarkson on suicide watch.
>>64008233
I... I feel trapped, like a moth in a bath!
>>64008233
Nobody will watch it except loners. I would rather have sex with my wife than watch these faggots.
Is that Moss?
So what does /tv/ think of Stefan's socio-economic review of TFA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwThhlhBZqk
>>64008172
NOT AN ARGUMENT
>bump
holy shit what a pretentious dick
I bet he cums hearing his own voice
What are your hopes for Episode VIII?
George directing and Ray Park returns as Maul
http://play.starwars.com/html5/starwars_crawlcreator/?cid=567a14bfe4b0e4c12fb42602&refOverride=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.starwars.com%2Fgames-apps%2Fstar-wars-crawl-creator%2F%3Fcid%3D567a14bfe4b0e4c12fb42602&coreGameId=4fb065cca018b30157985123
>>64008010
Best film in the series. Ironing out all of the iffy points from TFA that had to do with having to set things up and having to play it safe to win people over.
TR-8R returning to be based.
Boba Fett/general mandalorians involved in a way that isn't shitty.
what the he mean /tv/ ?
>>64007872
He's givin' up
(Oooo ooo)
On tryin'
(Ooo aaa)
To sell you things
THAT YOU WEREN'T BUYING
Hill was actually good for once in his lifetime.
>>64007978
He was always good, are you stupid?
This movie really lacked a proper villain.
This faggot was introcuced in a great way. stopping the blaster and sensing that Finn is a traitor made him really powerful and awesome.
With each minute he became weaker. When he had to try hard to get the location of the map out of Poe's mind it was already questionable but okay, he did it.
But when he took of his mask and then lost the force duel with Rey... holy shit that was bad.
You can't just introduce your villain as a powerful next generation sith or something and reduce him to an idiot that assembled his own lightsaber.
Also Rey was far too powerful for having just discovered the force.
And as a result of the abscence of any proper jedi/sith who knew their shit, the battle between them was just boring and awkward.
>>64007779
who cares manchild
>>64007779
No one cares
>>64007779
Since you're incapable of discovering subtext in a film maybe you should read the book, where the fact that he becomes weaker the more he defies his true, good, nature is more clearly spelled out for you.
Post essential Christmascore
>>64007787
/thread
>>64007741
Die Hard
Batman Returns
