YOU'RE FIRED, GET OUT OF MY OFFICE
>>64390142
I have pictures of spoodrr mehn
>>64390142
PIZZA TIME
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I remember a couple of years ago when muh plinkett was big over here and hating on the prequels was the in thing to do.
One time someone made a thread inviting people to come up with a plot that would be a much better story line than Eps 1-3. Many anons tried, but all of their ideas were absolute shit compared to what Lucas had come up with. Not one post got any positive responses. It seems as though the storyline wasn't the worst thing the prequels had to offer after all, and in fact they had seriously good concepts just lacked in a bit of execution.
But can anyone come up with something better than TFA for ep 7?
>>64390093
I don't make it
>>64390093
you first
>>64390093
WAR!
Would you?
i was drunk and found this on PBS last night, are there any other flashback eps like that or is this the only one?
the 1800s parts were ultra comfy
>>64390114
only one, still comfy though
>Sherlock doesn't notice she's a woman.
>Watson - a figment of his imagination - does
This scene is the closest Star Wars ever got to true cinèma. Everything about is magnificent.
DUDE THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE LMAO
>>64389897
Why is Jar Jar inside the bubble?
True, shame rlmitors deny it.
It's pretty akin to thx and American Graffiti good.
I really wouldn't recommend seeing The Force Awakens. I'd probably consider it worse than the prequel trilogy at this point.
The movie us too safe. The plot is almost exactly the same as A New Hope, but without any of the charm that the characters in ANH had.
Rey is a Mary Sue of the highest degree, and never has to face any problem she can't solve in a few minutes. Finn really serves no purpose. Kylo Ren is not a threatening villain, apart from the opening crawl. Where Vader was a mob boss, Kylo Ren us a school shooter that blares Evanescence and Linkin Park 24/7. It's pretty bad when the best character was a storm trooper with a stun baton.
Where humor was attempted, it takes you out of the movie, rather than flowing with it as in previous installments. It's the same humor as any other cookie-cutter movie made today, and those cookies are getting stale.
There's all sorts of references to the original trilogy that make the movie feel like its supposed to be a parody, not a sequel. These references, of course have nothing to do with lore or world-building. Instead, they reference parts of Star Wars you'd know from browsing your News Feed, so you don't have to see previous movies to get them.
On top of it all, the movie can't stand alone, and that's one of the biggest failures a movie can have. The references ensure that you must have some (though not extensive) knowledge of Star Wars prior, and the plot leaves you with questions that won't be answered until the next episode is out.
Oh, and the soundtrack was lackluster. I'd be more forgiving if it had a track on par with Duel of the Fates or Binary Sunset, but it doesn't.
It's a bad movie, but it's not even an enjoyable sort of bad like those SyFy original movies. It's just disappointing.
What an original opinion to find on /tv/
thanks for the blog post
>>64389832
>>64389884
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
How do I know when to laugh? I've watched some recent comedies, like pic related, and they haven't been funny and have no indication as to when I should laugh.
>>64389687
I probably know few, Jonas L.A., Malcom in the middle, The Middle, Community, etc.
>>64389687
6/10
Izombie is funny and doesnt have a laugh track
Reminder that STILL no one in history has even managed to break 2 billion apart from James Cameron.
And all TFA shills will flock here to deny it.
Lord knows how that faggot made 2B with avatar, a fucking brand new franchise. His marketing team must be include the most adept of Jews.
>>64389751
This
Why did they get rid of the clone troopers if the stormtroopers are pretty much worse in every single way and are also shown to be prone to corruption?
>stormtroopers cannot be bribed, seduced or blackmailed
Budgetary concerns
>>64389681
They can jf tbey are fat, incompetent and dumb like Finn.
It did well for two reasons:
>3D gimmick that we are still stuck with
>Anti-American message that the jealous international markets love
>>64389546
$2BILLION overseas
>>64389915
Exactly.
>>64389546
>Anti-American message
> SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING I DISAGREE WITH BUT HE GETS TO MAKE MOVIES, IT'S UNFAIR AND A JEW CHINESE CONSPIRACY
go clean your room like you said you were going to
Who's ready for some top quality slags and bants tonight, lads? New series of Take me Out starts to tonight on ITV (Ugh, I know) at 8pm. So like 2 bongs from now.
#Hamstergate
#NeverForget
>mfw TDK is on afterwards
This show is infuriating. Still gonna watch though.
>slags and bants with lads
One of you fags needs to stream this.
Post cool webms of fight scenes/battle scenes. Brawls, kung-fu, shootouts, what have you. I'll start with Ip Man (Donnie Yen version). Not the best quality.
eyybreh-ham lincoln?
THE PRESSYDINT OF THE YEWNITED STAYTS?
..OF AMERICA?
>>64389334
linkan
I just started a movie club at my school. First movie we're watching is pic related. We're trying to center the club around critical analysis of good movies, but I need some good entry level shit to get the casuals into actual film analysis. I figured maybe later on we could watch more experimental shit or foreign films, but if I started it off too strong I'd probably lose everyone.
I'd kinda like some help with how to set it up. I figured we could watch a movie and then bring up some discussion questions and talk about the highs and lows or something. Any ideas or movie suggestions?
kanjiklub?
>>64389265
Paul blart 2
also there's gonna be a couple qt girls there so what is a good movie that appeals to girls
What is the Ghandi of movies?
Calm, comfy&relaxing?
>>64389030
>>64389378
/thread
TFA HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE OF 2015
JURASSIC WORLD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Universal Pictures had a hard life.
>One upped by their fellow jews
I still have no idea why Jurassic world got that high
I know star wars breaks records it doesn't surprise me but JW what kind of devil worshipping helped that
>>64388775
>domestic
Please post worldwide, nobody cares about domestic.
