Good news. You just got an email from Disney that says you can write a single sentence in response to the email. Whatever it says becomes canon in the star wars universe.
What do you say?
Rey bangs Finn, has mixed race family.
The original trilogy and prequels are non-canon.
What section would you be in /tv/?
Probably the part where Ed Harris shows up at the end to do a 5 minute scene and calls it a day.
>>64404049
Just because that's where he gets fresh kids delivered regularly right guy?
>>64404003
I actually enjoyed this movie quite much
Too bad about the ending though...
Is he autistic?
>>64403955
No he's the dubs man
Is he autistic?
>>64404054
how do i make this work?
So what the fuck? Someone wanna fill me in on what the fuck happened and how it turned into a piece of shit vampire flick in like 2 seconds?
>>64403949
Did you literally even see the end scene my mane?
It was an aztec burial ground, the vamps had been around since the dawn of time.
>>64404028
Thats not my question. My question is how did it turn into a good film about two fucked up bros trying to escape johnny law into dog shit? Its like two separate films, the second being dog shit.
>>64404206
It was Tarantino and Rodriguez's proto-Grindhouse in case you couldn't tell.
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This is a much better film than Saving Private Ryan.
Why did it play second fiddle?
>Why did it play second fiddle
because Spielberg is Jewish and Malick isn't, probably.
>>64403942
That movie feels much more like an epic than Saving Private Ryan, and it's also breathlessly intimate.
However Saving Private Ryan is definitely a much better movie technically speaking, the camera-work in the D-day sequence alone btfo the entirety of Thin Red Line. The mood progression is also better.
I think TTRL is the better movie overall, while SPR is better directed.
>>64403942
>Why did it play second fiddle?
Cause the average Americans aren't interested in the reality of war just hearing that they saved Europe and killed Hitler singlehandely like Speilberg gave them.
I didn't think he had it in him, but he actually did it. The Oscar is Leo's this year, and it's well-deserved.
>>64403876
>mfw leo wins
>>64403876
Why? Because he was crawling around the floor batterd for 2 hours?
>DUDE IM ACTING LMAO
nah
>your waifu uses make up
>>64403776
this is a shit post
I don't like it at all.
0/5 wouldn't reply again
sage
That picture doesn't account for the fact that her eyebrows are clearly contoured.
Still hot
ITT: Characters that would browse 4chan
/r9k/
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Just watched the first season of this. The casting was painfully cliche and the acting was unimpressive, but I sure do love a series that starts with an interesting premise and then actually does something with it.
Also, is the titlea spoiler?
>>64403407
>its the future
>the asian guy still has a sword
>>64403526
More like the sword still has an asian guy holding it.
>watching firefly with alzheimer's when you could just watch firefly instead
so it's decided then?
gosling is pretty reddit
why is based Oscar Isaac in the middle?
he's 100% 4chan m8
>>64403366
spot on, but add Dr. Who and GoT to the reddit side
![Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.avi_snapshot_00.19.58_[2016.01.02_18.10.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rfNY8Q7.jpg "Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.avi snapshot 00.19.58 [2016.01.02 18.10.00]")
So I finally got my hands on unedited LD versions of the OT. WHY are the composite shots so awful? I gave the first movie a pass because it was 77, but by ESB movies like Star Trek were already doing composite model shots without issues, yet Lucas can't even get basic shots like this to look good.
I can see why he went back and cleaned up for the re-releases
>>64403326
Still much better than ship scenes in the prequels.
>>64403384
it's a fucking shot of ships moving around and a backdrop, Star Shitter's autism knows no bounds
>>64403326
I don't see what's wrong, my man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWM0ct-OLsM
Will you be watching Zootopia /tv/? Why or why not?
The entire world they have created seems really interesting.
I
>>64403145
What does that mean familio?
>>64403121
>Will you be watching Zootopia /tv/?
probably
>Why or why not?
disney seems to be doing a pretty decent job recently with Wreck-It Ralph, Frozen and Big Hero 6 and the trailer looks pretty good visually
it uses animals, can be interpreted politically and looks like it has the usual shitty disney humor but that's all small issues that can be looked past
How does a lawyer become so operator? Don't you have to go to Delta school for that?
webm related
>thingken of family
;_;
as if that scene made me jump as hard as I did.
great filmmaking.
>>64403066
>"We have to become more bad than the 'real' bad guys!"
shit film
I love Home Movies. Easily one of Adult Swim's best shows. Fucking bummer that Mike Lazzo was never really a fan and when they re-ran it and kept it on schedule it was on at really weird times and they barely advertised it. It did so poorly in the ratings that Turner execs barred it from airing anymore a few years back. Now with the success of Bob's Burgers and the like, Home Movies will unfortunately be lost to the annals of cartoon history.
>>64402868
It was generally shit. The coach’s dialog with the kids was the only funny part.
Episodes are hard to get through and only enjoyed parts with >>64402983
H. Jon Benjamin is pretty amazing though.
>>64402983
>this is what plebs actually believe
>JUST
I've always hated that smug, hook-nosed disaster of a face.
I can take or leave Cera as an actor, but that face just fucking infuriates me every time I see it.
>>64402771
I hear he's a huge asshole to people as well.
>>64402446
>FUCK MY SHIT UP
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