Have you guys gotten into the new EU yet? I'm currently in the middle of reading this.
It's pretty poetic. One of the stories involves Leia going on a diplomatic mission to Naboo and the very first thing that happens is they get a communications disruption. Also we meet Poe's parents.
>>64392893
so who's responsible for the ensuing invasion?
>>64393353
Some butt-blasted imperials of course
>>64392893
lando series was best, fampai.
What's the worst thing he's done?
I really disliked Godzilla '98.
Murder
Vehicular murder
killing someone with car
How exactly did this okay movie manage to make so much money?
Was it because of Camerons return to cinema?
Also why has TFA struggled to pass it?
me and my gf at the time ended up just getting each other off in the back and fell asleep
absolutely do not understand the appeal it had other than the director
swfags on suicide watch
>>64392587
Avatar got re-released in cinemas, which added to it's total gross takings.
> Warning that there might be Star Wars spoilers in the thread because I'm not a fag
Even the non-SJW media are saying that Poe Dameron might be the first queer character in the series. If that's the case I'm all for it. He's a charismatic, charming, and skilled person who's everyone's new favorite character and not some vain teenage boy with colored hair and dark lipstick who spends his days holed up in his room browsing tumblr on his Macbook and wearing the most flamboyant dress he/xe could find in his sister's closet.
>>64392233
Yfw episode 8 climaxes with Poe and Finn having a smooch off while Rey watches
>>64392233
It'd be fucking terrible if he's gay. Luckily that kike manlet isn't on board anymore to force his libcuck agenda.
>>64392389
> manlet
> agenda
> libcuck
shitpost BINGO
Why do men pretend to find her attractive?
dem lips tho
because she was attractive
'cause they want to make her dad squeal like a pig.
I'm about to watch this. What should I expect?
>>64392105
Watch the porn parody "Knight of D-cups" instead.
>>64392105
>I'm about to watch this. What should I expect?
These threads are awful. If it's memeing, it's bad enough, if you're serious: Take your ADD meds, let them kick in, and then watch. Why make a thread before hand? Millennial hyperactivity? If possible stop browsing and posting while you "watch."
Feet
ITT:
Dad-core movies
Why was he blue dabaa dee?
Dabaa dee?
>>64391959
cuz he's a manlet.
>>64391959
Britcuck GET OUT
Why does Comedy Central keep giving stand-up comedians their own shows only to cancel them after one or two seasons?
jews
as long as they keep my boy Nathan it's alright
>>64391988
He got canceled
I never understood
Why did he drive the old Volvo?
>>64391782
They're reliable.
>>64391782
Because its a very good and trustable swedish car. busy man like him cannot risk driving some american piece of junk fearing all the time that it is going to break and leave him by the road
Breaking Bad had shit writing.
>the main bad guy is an autistic man-child that can't accept things not going his way
>he has a borderline obsession with his grandfather, the original trilogy
>in his quest for purity, he kills the original franchise (Han), because he makes the franchise appear nerdy and obsessive
>he represents the old fanbase, which needs to be defeated
>the main character is generic and bland
>she represents none of the toil and struggle of the original franchise, and only knows the most superficial things about it, thinking that it's all just 'rumours'
>she represents the new fanbase
>an iconic ship from the originals is downed and buried for years
>the main character is literally scavenging bits of crap from it, hollowing its soul out piece by piece, and selling it for shekels
>the 'piece of junk' Millenium Falcon is co-opted by the inheritor of the franchise, and is used to complete the mission
>the BIGGER AND BETTER death star is reminding the audience that they're worshiping the same thing, but it's just a bigger phenomenon than the last time
>the entire plot is a struggle between the aloof new fanbase and the obsessive old one
The Force Awakens is an allegory about the relationship between Disney and Star Wars.
>>64391707
hello reddit
>>64391707
hello reddit
>>64391707
hello reddit
Are you ready for the new season?!
which episode was this again?
when does it air?
I dont't think that sentence matches his lip movement
>"It was fresh and original"
>"The scariest horror since The Exorcist"
Why did everyone love this movie so much? It was just as bland and generic as Insidious and Sinister. What was so great about it?
>>64391638
hello reddit
It's a well made, well shot horror movie. It's nothing too original or mindblowing. But most horror movies suck now so "prettty good" turns into "very good".
>>64391638
insidious was great niqqa
>The year 2016 of our lord and savior Jesus Christ
>People still pay over ten bucks plus snack and drink/have to break a rule to sneak in snack and drink to see a movie on a comically oversized screen with loud speakers in a room full of other people you don't know, for an hour and a half, where you can't get up to go to the bathroom or to get more snacks and drink without missing some of the movie
>People still pay to see a movie once and to not own it physically or even digitally
>People still deal with all of this simply because the movie won't be out on blu-ray for a little while
>People still deal with all of this simply because they think going to sit down and be quiet and surrounded by random people with another person is a "social" experience
Wow. I legitimately don't understand this. How do theatre-fags live like this?
>>64391609
Fucking this.
The last two times I went I wish I'd waited. I can sit on my huge couch in my underwear, pause the movie to cook/get food, snuggle with my cats...whatever I want.
>>64391736
Yeah. That and people think going to a movie on a date is a good idea. Literally fucking how? You can't even fug there. And you can't get wasted and stop the movie and head to the bedroom. People are beyond stupid.
I think David Mitchell has an extra chromasome
Who is the best Sith Lord of all time?
Darth Icky
Darth Farth
