Let's face it: Rey is no different from Luke or Anakin except that she's a girl.
>little boy Anakin is a genius, super strong with the Force for no reason besides being "the Chosen One", concieved by midichlorians etc. Only human who can podrace, beats Sebulba, steals a ship and fucks up a mini Death Star by himself.
>grows up to be alpha male Jedi who wins the heart of the Queen of Naboo, gets so horny he turns to the Dark Side.
>Luke is a dumb farm boy who grows up on a desert planet, somehow is strong with the Force, blows up the Death Star using the Force on his first try. Eventually kicks Vader's ass, resists the temptation of the Dark Side to the very end unlike Anakin.
>Rey is a scavenger girl on a desert planet, happens to know how to fix things and fly ships because she's surrounded by them, knows how to fight because the planet is dangerous. Turns out to be powerful as hell in the Force (just like Anakin).
So how is she a Mary Sue compared to Luke or Anakin?
Because she's a woman who doesn't spend all her screen time half-naked lusting for cock.
>>64406781
I like riling people up two but subtlety is key son. Anikins right. Cheers.
>>64406781
Mark hamill had more personality and flaws and anakin got explained by some plot device. She has literally no other characteristic outside of being super awesome.
All of these movies are poorly written and simplistic adventure movies that only became famous due to how revolutionary the special effects were, star wars is just the same as avatar
Why was this movie so shit? Care to list the ways?
Main character was named Jean Valjean. Lazy hack writer.
you have bad taste haha
>>64406731
bad singing
This is Adam McKay's best, and easily better than most of David Zucker's own goofball comedies, agreed?
No, Zucker does spoofs. Mckay does Will Farrell comedies.
Was Marks character a cuck?
Thanks for the F SHACK! Cheers from dirty mike and the boys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNAy7yCMyBw
19:11 minutes long but pretty much explains why its the worst of the series.
Fucking finally
Marvel Wars the Reddit Awakens is basically a capeshit flick with the name Star Wars on it made for the facebook/tumblr generation of self proclaimed "movie nerds"
>>64406565
>why its the worst of the series
I may have watched it if you didn't say this contrarian
>>64406565
Kill yourself.
>In a move that proves that holding your breath and making enough of a racket on the Internet will get you what you want, Netflix picked today of all days to announce a new series, Dredd. That’s right, Judge Dredd is bringing the law to Netflix in a brand new 13 episode event that is slated to premiere 04/01/2016.
>Netflix France Senior Vice President of Development April Tromper said: "I knew the moment I walked into the conference room for the meeting and saw Karl Urban in full Dredd gear, we weren’t leaving that room alive without making some kind of deal. Dredd is full of wonderfully rich and vibrant characters, we can’t wait to see the franchise blossom at Netflix."
>Now of course everyone is hoping that the Dark Judges will be a part of the series plot lines, but that looks unlikely as the announcement came with this series synopsis:
>The future United States is an irradiated wasteland known as the Cursed Earth. On the east coast lies Mega-City One, a violent metropolis with 800 million residents and 17,000 crimes reported daily. The only force for order are the Judges, who act as judge, jury and executioner. Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) and newly confirmed Judge Anderson (Olivia Thrilby) are tasked by the Chief Judge (Sylvester Stallone) with investigating corruption in the Judge Corps. Their investigation brings them to Judge Cal (Tom Hiddleston) and forces Cal to accelerate his plan to kill the Chief Judge and take over. Dredd and Anderson find themselves outside the law and fighting their fellow judges to bring order back to Mega City One.</p>
>>64406562
Karl Urban is returning as Dredd? Yes please based Netflix
>>64406562
This would be more believable if you didn't say it was going to premiere three months from now.
>posted on april fools on some random site
When this movie came out, was "clone war" no more than a term to create the illusion that the world had a history? Or did Lucas know back then that the stormtroopers were the clones?When I was young I imagined there were older more obscure SW movies that were about a villain making evil clones of the main characters.
Like any writer/director you make up backstory for characters or the universe. Now in great detail like the prequels? No but just enough for a writer to get a better u understanding of everything.
>>64406322
actually obi says 'cologne wars' and its the war between old spice and chanel.
>>64406409
Normally yes.
In George's case, though, pretty sure it was just another sci-fi sounding word he dropped in there because he thought it sounded cool, like the 12 parsecs thing with Han Solo.
The Wrestler
Literally a rewrite of Black Swan after Arrenofsky watched Beyond the Mat.
>>64405834
film posting
>>64405834
>broods in the corner
This wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. If they had filled it out more it would actually be a pretty good movie.They still fucked Doom up though.
Reply to me now you fucking faggots.
This was also better than the force awakens.
Prove me wrong.
I agree with you OP
>>64405809
fuck off max your dad was a murderer
. . .
WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>>64405755
ITS UH... I-ITS
TWENTY
Honest question how early should I get to th theater for a good seat at tfa? My movie is at noon tomorrow
>>64405729
I would play it safe and get in line now.
>>64405729
you should have already set up your camp this morning. you'll probably be in the very front left now. enjoy your neck cramps.
>>64405729
I camped out for 3 weeks for the premier of TFA, and I still got crappy seating. I would get in line ASAP.
Does anyone else think this movie hasn't aged well?
It was considered a classic and one of the best films ever made since it was came out, but is slowly falling down the line because movies (and TV) are getting so much better?
Sure this was great at the time, but it's been displaced by many other films. Rarely does anyone nowadays consider this the "best movie ever made"
>>64405721
You might say it insists upon itself
>>64405721
Here, here. Its no different from Citizen Kane, a good movy for it's time but nothing compared to modern efforts. Goodfellas alone stomps all over it, let alone Sopranos or Breaking F*cking Bad.
Everything has it's time and place, and The godfather's time and place was 30 years ago. It's over.
What films has it been displaced by? Most of the films I could think of that would be considered better were released before 1973
He can take down Disney. We just need to be loyal fans one more time and encourage him to do the right thing.
>>64405498
jews know lucas will eventually want it back
it also means more money for the jews
>>64405498
#IStandWithGeorge
and i always will. love you george
>>64405498
Can't Jewcas the Lucas
WHERE IS THE STAR WARS 7 YIFY?!
WHERE IS IT?!
why is Poe Dameron able to single-handedly take down Starkiller base and kill 10 TIE fighters in as many seconds, yet people are saying that Rey is the Mary Sue?
>>64405476
>yifi
I have some good news for you
>>64405476
Depends on the time.
Official merchandise...
It's like they're catering to us, /tv/.
Full merch can be seen here:
http://imgur.com/a/VBSXQ
If you'd buy this, I'd judge you... from afar, with seething anger.
>>64405410
Tell me,
DO YOU SWIM?
YOU WILL.
>>64405410
Who would buy a Batman vs Superman mug? I mean, what the fuck? They all look so tacky.
What the FUCK is DC/Warner doing?
Why arent they going the dark and edgy way like Nolan did. Marvel has already reserved the type of superhero movie theyre trying to do.
TDK and TDKR both made over 1b if i remember correctly and critics even said they were good (TDK at least)
give actors or directors new names.
>they must have the vibe of the original
Quarantino Tin Tin
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>>64405324
Tritt Bret
lennin jet
