ITT: Books in which the movie was better.
>>64415464
Conrad is a great author with the ability to write the most boring novels on the planet
you want to know how I know you're a pleb?
>>64415464
Lord of the Rings. I don't want to spend half the books reading gay poems and songs.
>Create random, weird, /x/-tier, 2spooky bullshit scenes that have absolutely no meaning
>Pretentious critics consider them "deep" because they can't understand it
>Insert violence, nudity, and the grotesque, but wrap them in a nice old Hollywood package
>Retards consider you a genius
>Adopt a /fa/ hairstyle to enhance your genius facade
Is there a bigger hack this this guy?
>>64415492
The Reptilian overlords aren't being very subliminal anymore...
ITT: OP is mad because somebody stole his idea 38 years ago
Originals
>Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
Prequels
>Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
Sequels
>That's not how the force works!
They keep getting dumber and dumber.
>>64415358
Because you're cherrypicking specific quotes and because regurgitating monologues like that is incredibly unoriginal.
>>64415686
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
Why did yoda speak backwards so much in epi. II and III? Was Lucas really that annoyed at nerds doing it that he decided to try to kill the MEME by sacrificing the character?
Could it be the same briefcase from Pulp Fiction?
Perhaps it contains the plans for the Deathstar
>>64415289
It's the briefcase from Inception, the one with the dream machine.
Bravo Nolan.
It's the briefcase from Ronin
christ, what an asshole
>>>/metafilter/
Hahahahahooohoohahahawoohooohahaha
Mediocrities of /tv/, I absolve you!
Assuming the OT is the base:
A. Prequels and sequels are canon
B. Prequels are canon, sequels are not
C. Neither prequels or sequels are canon
D. Sequels are canon, prequels are not
(not literally canon, only how you comprehend it in your mind)
>>64415179
All six are canon.
As for part 7...I guess it is, but Lucas didn't have much to do with it.
>>64415179
Anything outside the OT is non canon for me including EU.
>>64415213
Also to add to that, I personally don't consider anything outside of the films to be canon, except maybe, just maybe the two KOTOR games.
ITT:Characters who browse 4chan
Is Jean-Luc Godards lost classic "Au Revoir Monsieur Anvil" (1959) the finest example of French New Wave cinema?
>>64414929
You seen the Italian Neorealist film Anvil Thieves (1948)? Greeeeat stuff.
>Anvil Thieves (1948): The story of a poor father searching post-World War II Rome for his stolen anvil, without which will lose him the blacksmithing job which was to be the salvation of his young family with too many anvils.
how would we know if it's lost
It’s the same thing with blacks. First, they were colonised, and later everyone acted as if they were just as we are. Of course, a black person can wear glasses and a watch, but this doesn’t make us the same.
>FROM THE DUSTY MAY SUN
The war was lost
I was not cucked
>>64414876
muh fingers ran with blood
Kill all males
Well, she's right.
Getting rid of all manchildren and betamaxes will clean up the gene pool quite a bit.
Vice already has an SJW feminist writing for them.
It's not shocking that they'd highlight a story like this.
Hell, before now they were ALREADY laughably extreme leftists.
be back in 5 minutes to respond
King Kong (1933).
it's such a beautiful day
>>64414762
Dark knight rises
Will it be possible for Rey to be tastefully sexualized without pissing off the SJWs?
>>64414634
more armpit
isn't it pretty much a given every Star Wars female is sexualized at one point? Even Padme had the torn clothing scene
at least a tummy shot like Padme
What does /tv/ think of this movie?
>>64414439
I've never seen it, not underage b& either, I'm 32
Enjoyable, but overrated and one of the weaker Coen brother films.
the hell you on about
What's wrong with this picture?
a woman is sitting in the captain's chair
Its not sitting on my face
>>64414338
beat me to it
A girl that tried to sell you cookies at your door before leaving falsely accuses you of rape and this guy is the prosecutor. They say the girl's dna was on the actual cookies in your home.
What do you do?
>>64414279
>tried to sell
This would never happen because I always buy a couple boxes of thin mints. They're like crack.
hire the best lawyer in the business
pic related
>>64414698
hey reddit
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