>Arghhhh give my lightsaber to my son when he's nineteen arghhhh
>>64410728
>Your father wanted you to have this
>>64410709
that's what good friends do
>>64410728
>"your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough"
>prequels show Obi Wan actually left Luke's father for dead and stole the lightsaber
9 year old Anakin
>is the only human capable of navigating pods and competing in races due to them being notoriously unpredictable and dangerous for a slow species like humans
>built the fastest pod ever made
>built fucking C3PO
>destroys a command ship on his own, despite never having piloted anything other than pods
>can perfectly utilize the tactic of spinning (it's a good trick)
after TFA
> /tv/ suddenly LOVES the prequels
>hates on TFA because Rey (who is a lot older than Anakin was) is too good of a pilot and mechanic, too force sensitive etc
This board is filled with edgy contrarian shits. Hating TFA is okay, but you could at least be consistent in your argument, dipshits.
/tv/'s ability to collectively change its mind overnight is what makes it so beautiful. soon some event will make them praise reddit and claim they always loved that site
>>64410645
>that old movie had an awful character that did stupid shit
>this new movie's awful character is allowed to do even more stupid shit because of it
okay.
>want to watch a film
>go to yify.tv website
>The mirror is broken
>there's only one mirror
fugggg
frog dumbposter
>go to workshop
>go to anvil
>the anvil is broken
>there's only one hammer
>luke ignites the new saber symbolizing his ascension to jedi
>finally after 3 movies and countless failures he has arrived
>proceeds to BTFO jabbas gang
>implying rey will EVER have a moment like this because she's already godtier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezZTXzXs90
but by all means continue defending that kike hack abrams and his shitty flick rip off
i just want a fucking old billy dee back.
>>64410607
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF LUKE WAS LIKE REY
*Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own in Tatooine. He isn't subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
*Luke steals R2-D2 from a Tusken Raider on a Bantha who has captured R2-D2. The Tusken just watches and rides away.
*Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he's not needed to translate.
*R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally just thinks Luke's awesome.
*Luke meets Obi-Wan and tells him he's just a nobody and didn't even know the Force was real. Obi-Wan hands Luke his father's saber and then disappears from the movie. No training required.
*Luke experiences a "vision" upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
*Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
*Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar's Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
>>64410643
*Chewie is injured while running from Stormtroopers to get to the Falcon and Luke takes over as co-pilot.
*Luke fixes the Falcon's malfunctions by himself before Han can figure out what to do.
*Han is so impressed with Luke that by the time they get to the remains of Alderaan, he offers Luke a permanent job.
*They sneak into the back door of the Death Star unnoticed and somehow instantly find Leia's cell.
*Luke uses the Jedi Mind Trick on the guards at Leia's cell to get inside. (First time the Jedi Mind Trick appears in the movie.)
*Leia says Luke is amazing, thanks him and won't stop talking about wanting to run away with him and devote herself to helping him. Luke is not interested and says he just wants to be friends.
*Han somehow instantly finds the head Stormtrooper Commander and says he'll kill him if he doesn't shut down the tractor beam. The Stormtrooper Commander complies and they throw him in the trash compactor.
*Darth Vader finds the heroes. Luke watches as Han Solo confronts Darth Vader and is killed.
*Luke attacks Darth Vader and holds his own. He drops his saber but he is able to Force grab it before Vader can. (First time Force grab is seen in the movie.) Vader offers to train Luke. Luke lands several blows on Vader and cuts off his hand while remaining unscathed and Vader collapses in a heap. But there is an explosion that ruptures the platform between them and Luke must join Leia, Chewie and R2 back on the Falcon.
*Meanwhile, Wedge leads a small squad to do a bombing run on the Death Star. He easily hits the target without facing much resistance or even thinking about it much and the Death Star blows up.
*Luke officially joins the Rebellion at the end of the movie and is instantly selected to pilot a ship on a vital mission they've been waiting years to do. Their best pilot who just blew up the Death Star, Wedge, is passed over.
What is /tv/'s opinion on Jessica Jones? I just finished it and can't see what the hype and rave reviews were for, but it is definitely watchable.
>>64410508
>What is /tv/'s opinion on Jessica Jones? I just finished it and can't see what the hype and rave reviews were for, but it is definitely watchable.
Mediocre series hiding behind feminist hype.
Did they really need to remake Mr Robot with a female lead already?
>character makes meta joke and looks in the camera
>character has a wonky eye and it keeps distracting you
dumb frogposter
>>64410460
thats just breaking the fourth wall, not necessarily meta
Literally KEK: the movie
>Will Ferrell marries Mark Wahlberg's ex and has to raise his two bastards.
>At the end, Mark Wahlberg gets remarried to another slut and has to raise her bastard
dumb fuck filter is back on
title was C UCK: the movie
>>64410295
how is that being a cuck you cuck
>>64410484
paying for a kid that isn't yours is the most pathetic thing a man can do
>find a relatively safe place during the zombie apocalypse complete with electricity and running water
>turns out it's safe because a quirk of the nearby landscape acts as a natural walker trap
>thousands if not tens of thousands of walking, biting monstrosities are rendered helpless by the trap
>instead of reinforcing the trap, open it up and take the zombie horde on a cross-country excursion cause reasons
>watch your new home get overrun
Find a dumber character in television than Rick Grimes.
pro-tip:you can't
>>64410127
>instead of reinforcing the trap, open it up and take the zombie horde on a cross-country excursion cause reasons
Why not just kill the walkers?
>>64410348
they could be cured someday
>>64410348
Too much of a hassle 2bh famiglia
TIL Julia Louis-Dreyfus is from one of the richest family in France, and her father used to own Adidas before selling it at massive profit
>>64409988
>TIL
get the FUCK out reddit
>>64409988
>TIL
I will FUCKING kill you
>>64410014
TIL ?
he was C3PO
>>64409985
Thus Poe would be R2-D2 by default...
>>64410092
R2D2soon
>>64409985
FN-2187
>Finn is a synth/robot
>C-3PO was a droid
P O T T E R Y
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The entire point of the prequels was to explain how an evil Sith gained control of an army of clones that could take over the galaxy. But once that Sith AND his apprentice are killed, suddenly the remaining stormtroopers and generals will just accept any random Sith that comes along as their leader? How many sexually repressed men does the Empire really need to sit on thrones and yell at people to build more death stars?
Somebody more competent should be taking over. I was thinking this reasonably insightful guy might be of some use. Maybe if he spent half the money spent on new deathstars on TIE fighters that didn't suck ass, they wouldn't get exploded on their own battle station by max maybe 20 x-wings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzs-OvfG8tE
>>64409881
The new special forces TIE fighters are supposed to be pretty good and better than the new X-Wings on paper, but of course the "good" guys have to win and the new TIE's (which are supposed to be heavily shielded) get BTFO in a single hit.
>>64409881
In the EU Darth Plagueis funded the Clone army.
>>64409997
>special forces
They are special because the can jump to light speed, whereas the normal Ties have a UFO and Mothership relationship.
We owe him a huge apology, guys.
We didn't know it would get this bad, we didn't listen, we just put our fingers in our ears and shouted lines from the Plinkett reviews, fully unaware of the hidden genius that was the Star Wars Prequels.
>>64409824
die you fat fucking slob
>>64409852
Relax fatty
PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE
>I've done it! I've finally become Big©
Seriously?
>>64409813
>I never thought I'd see it with my own eye, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
JK Rowling is a hack.
>>64409813
>Littlefoot, you must find your own way to The Land Before Time...
>So, you "Live To Die Another Day"...
Uncanny.
Wow.
I can't believe I didn't see it before.
>>64409669
>Sheev didn't pull out fast enough on one of his concubines
>Thank you
What did he mean by this?
Why wasn't Han screaming in pain?
>>64409661
My guess would be because he had a massive fucking hole in his diaphragm.
pretty sure he said
JUST
