What the fuck is this guy's problem?
>>64380694
>tfw no ted danson
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich?
>>64380694
trying to to walk a fine line obviously
So is this show anygood?
>>64380644
Yes, I don't enjoy the music scenes too much but the acting is top notch shit and it's a nice change of pace of what I usually watch.
I'd recommend it.
>>64380644
Niggers love it, please watch it, everyone else knows it's shit
>>64380644
>tfw no ted danson
How do you rank the Superman movies, and where do you think Dawn of Justice will come in?
1. Superman: The Movie
2. Superman II
3. Superman Returns
4. Superman 4: The Quest for Peace
5. Superman 3
6. Man of Steel
Hoping Dawn of Justice will be better than Superman Returns.
>6. Man of Steel
It's the Citizen Kane of our generation
3 above 4maybe even Returns
>no Luthor, no land scheme, at least trying to toy with other resources
>dat Lana
>dat junkyard scene
>BRAD
the Lester comedy was bad though.
Returns was a magical mess of a movie. so much potential that turned into boring fanservice and creepster Superman? some of the new musical cues were good at least.
1. Man of Steel
2. Superman Returns
3. Supeman
4. Superman II (Donner cut)
5. Superman II (Lester cut)
6. Superman III
7. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
>>64380706
I'd say "Man of Steel" is closer to "The Last Temptation of Christ" than "Citizien Kane". A polarizing film considered to be blasphemous by the true believers.
>the female guarding the crying male is glaring imagery subjecting the male and female to an obvious role reversal, where the male is in the need of saving, protection, and is ultimately useless given the situation, whereas the female is the hero, and the guardian of the male, where without he would certainly die of his own ineptitude
BRAVO FUCKING BRAVO
>>64380279
Good thing that it's just some shit series then
>>64380279
>that photoshop
Terrible, fucking terrible
>>64380279
Looks like she's going to snap his neck.
Was there an actor who was a bigger patriot than his fella /tv/?
>>64380180
Probably not. Paul Newman maybe?
Damn I never knew he was brigidier general
I'd say Audie Murphy is tied
>>64380180
Ronald Reagan
>grey matter pie or brown matter pie
What did she mean by this?
>>64380055
brains
or
shit
Are you interested in her cause of her brains, or cause of her tight, puckery asshole?
>>64380131
>fuck her brains out
>fuck her ass out
WELL THIS IS A DIFFICULT DECISION
What are your thoughts about this movie?
Acting was ok, it falls in many spy movies clichés(femme fatale character, 24/7 chill dandy spy character, cold-blooded russian, etc), but at the same time is kinda original and weird(like the scene where henry cavill escapes from the pursuit, gets in a car and starts drinking wine and eating a sandwich).
Idk it left me with mixed emotions about it
laughably bad and the acting was so wooden someone came in halfway through and literally thought one of the agents was supposed to be a cyborg. that's how wooden it was.
guy richie you used to be cool man what happened?
Very good old school spy movie.
>>64379992
Really cool film. I liked the classic spy feel. Good cinematography and the acting worked for the movie. Not great acting or anything but they all sort of played caricatures of typical spy movie cliches. Overall i think it's better than half the shit that comes out of hollywood today like SPY, Mission impossible, fast and furious, transformers etc. but it really lacks plot. The plot isnt very interesting at all. Typical spy stuff but I did like it. Around a 7.5/10 for me.
If we consider the fact that this guy is an amazing pilot like Luke and Anakin were, is there potential for him to become a powerful Force user?
For all we know he could be Obi-wan's son.
>>64379815
You mean grandson.
Is it really necessary for each and every new character to be related to each and every old character?
Obi-Wan has a Guatemalan son.
Riiiight.
Why is he so relatable?
>>64379793
Because he was the best actor in the show
He's the underdog.
Literally me
Saw Star Wars episode 7 in Japan the other night; first scene where Finn takes his helmet off and reveals the Black Face is when THE ENTIRE THEATER GASPS AND/OR BEGINS LEAVING THE THEATER. Someone in the row in front of me began vomiting.
By the end of the movie, Myself and only a few other people were left in the theater.
Why does Japan hate Finn so Much???
>>64379743
They'll love him when him and Poe get together. Japan hates black people, but they love gays, and they love black gays even more.
>>64379797
what is the philosophical difference between a gay and a black gay?
>>64379842
Fags can't reproduce. People are drawn to characters that represent them
this was a pretty good filmright?
its a redditcore essential
>>64379831
you better fucking take that back immedietly
>>64379708
Still waiting for him to take on Louis Bloom
>0 threads
gee i wonder why
literally what?
>>64379415
It's the Jews fault, I'm guessing.
>>64379415
been no new episodes for a few weeks
not much to talk about
Lucas
>created an incredibly original and vibrant world that he continued to push further with each subsequent movie
>Took diverse inspiration, from the samurai films of Kurosawa to the avant garde experimentation of Arthur Lipsett in order to synthesize something new
>Pioneered DV and CGI
>Never heeded the needs of the clueless masses
>A true auteur
JJ Abrams:
>DUDE LET'S REMAKE A NEW HOPE LMAO
>DUDE LET'S JUST FOCUS GROUP TEST THE ENTIRE MOVIE AND MAKE IT AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE SO WE GET AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE
fuck fuck fuck you if you hate on lucas just because some retarded youtube "critics" told you to. history will absolve george.
>>64379287
>>created an incredibly original and vibrant world that he continued to push further with each subsequent movie
HAHAHA you fuckers actually believe this?
No, farm, I hated this fucker since before youtube existed. Youtube launched in 2005, Attack of the Clones came out in 2002.
>Pioneered DV and CGI
No he didn't, ILM did. All he did was force ILM to confirm to his whim in very stupid ways. Like virtual sets. Those were completely unnecessary, and it was just him being fucking lazy. He wanted to cut the shooting schedule down and wanted to move into post production ASAP.
>Never heeded the needs of the clueless masses
Yes he did, he cut Jar Jar's subsequent plot points in episode II and III because of the fanbase backlash.
>A true auteur
People thinks he's an auteur but i think they're confused with autistic fucker. He's a hack, he's been recognized as a hack since Episode II, everyone thought he was off his game with TPM but after Episode II everyone knew he was a hack. Even before then people had read and known "the secret history of star wars", so internet nerds knew how much of an ass he was.
I don't disagree with the Abrams points, but I can hate both Lucas and Abrams for the stupid shit they did in the movies equally.
literally has never been a greater guy
>>64379461
reddit has arrived!!!!
>>64379461
consider suicide
Why do super battle droids usually only fire lasers out of one arm in Star Wars? Is their other arm just useless? appears so most of the time
Balance.
>>64379161
>>64379196
and poetry
The other arm shoots a 3 shot triangle shaped burst
At least that's what Battlefront taught me, but it was all the same arm. It also shot small missiles.
>you will never look as cool as Kurt Russell in Escape From L.A.
>>64379004
But he doesn't actually look cool.
He's only cool because he does action shit.
Any person who looked and dressed like that in real life, no matter how physically fit and attractive they are, would look like a retard.
>>64379004
call me Snake
