>7 years later
>No one talks about it anymore
What went wrong?
>>64371719
Abatap died.
>>64371719
>no one talks about it anymore
>makes a thread talking about it
>>64371719
Too much fucking CGI made it look like a video game. Don't get me wrong, I like games, but I don't want to pay to see them in a movie theater. I like to see movies there.
Also the fucken furry shit...
Jagshemash! What does /tv/ think of Borat?
anti-american trash
movie was ok
ali g show was better in terms of content, borat was forced to contain itself into one idea
gimmicky trash
Why do you think critics liked it, /tv/?
paid off, have to be politically correct, the list can go on
Muh feminism
girls acting like guys
>we equals now
Don't forget to be a good little Stormtrooper, /tv/
You don't want to disappoint the captain, do you?
If you disappoint the captain, you think she'll sentence you to death?
>>64371427
what happens if I'm insubordinate :3
is phasma kill?
what do you think /tv/
>>64371391
I marathoned the first episode, boring as fuck.
The Third Reich would never have annexed America, even if they could have.
>>64371391
The plot relies very heavily on coincidence. I'm kinda pissed amazon ruined a great concept by hiring shitty writers. If this is somehow related to the alternates timelines in the sense that fate controls an aspect of this world I might look back at this as a masterpiece.
![007-untitled-next-bourne-chapter-ew_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SwSr8Os.jpg "007-untitled-next-bourne-chapter-ew 0[1]")
rev up those BHWREEEEEs, for this is a Bourne thread
supremacy > ultimatum > identity
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/12/30/bourne-5-matt-damon-first-look
>There has been a CIA level of secrecy around the fifth installment in the Jason Bourne film franchise. But Matt Damon is offering a glimpse into the world of Bourne 5 — and it’s a world that’s not dissimilar to our own.
>“There’s been the financial collapse, the great recession, all these issues of cyberwarfare and civil liberties,” star and producer Damon tells EW for this week’s First Look issue.
>The tumultuous present serves as the backdrop for this story, in which Bourne resumes his quest for answers about his past. “We find him in a dark and tortured place,” says the actor, who agreed to resurrect his superspy for returning director Paul Greengrass. (Neither was involved in the 2012 spin-off,The Bourne Legacy, starring Jeremy Renner.)
>Damon previously revealed that the fifth film in the series, based on the novels by Robert Ludlum, will pick up 12 years after Bourne’s disappearance in The Bourne Ultimatum (2007), which was set in 2004.
>The series also adds Ex Machina breakout Alicia Vikander, playing a cyberspecialist; Oscar winner Tommy Lee Jones, who plays a hardened CIA agent; and Vincent Cassel (Black Swan). Julia Stiles is also returning.
>>64371390
Ultimatum>Identity>Supremacy
This is the official ranking.
Bourne Legacy is best.
im glad its coming back its such a good franchise
Ahora vas a conocer a Dios
Esa parte la dicen en español o que? lo siento no he visto la pelicula
MORDEKAISER es op HUEHUEHUE
>>64371130
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO MEET GOD?
holy shit, which one of you fuckers made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU
>it aint me starts playing
>>64371094
I almost shit my pants form laughing the first time I saw it, what pottery
>>64371094
Holy shit how have I not seen this until now.
You are in front of a nuclear bomb. It is going to blow up in 2 minutes and destroy an entire planet. The bomb is super rare, no one alive has ever seen it or knows what's inside. The basic human mind has a hard time processing what is inside the bomb. You need someone to help you diffuse the bomb and you need to choose wisely. Who do you choose?
1. A CIA bomb diffusing expert who has 40 years bomb defusing experience who has defused every bomb known to man and is the top of his class in terms of bomb diffusing.
2. Reincarnation of Albert Einstein, arguably the smartest man in the world and creator of the original atomic bomb. Him along with Stephen Hawking can aid you in figuring out how the bomb works and diffusing the bomb.
3. Rey from Star Wars.
Who do you choose?
>>64371014
The CIA guy . Einstein and Hawking aren't bomb scientists.
![1b1c9c8ab7361c9b6d643fa1d5cc97c7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MYNhWn9.jpg "1b1c9c8ab7361c9b6d643fa1d5cc97c7[1]")
This bomb is armed! This bomb is mobile! And the identity of the triggerman is a mystery. For one of you holds the detonator! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous Gothamite - this unsung hero - will trigger the bomb. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours.
Nothing, I would let it blow if this planet is full of shit-eating mongs that considering this farce of a movie as "entertainment".
So they just rewrote the death star? But bigger? That seems like lazy writing to me
But they can pretty much destroy a system in 1 go.
>>64371046
Why is that even necessary
So they just rewrote the death star? But skinnier? That seems like lazy writing to me
Just marathoned The Anvil Hoarder (1930) with my wife's son, what does /tv/ think of it?
>wife's son
I think you're a cuck.
>>64370982
'tis a glib facsimile, m'gentlesir *tips*
This daring synthesis of memes isn't working for me.
>Best Picture:
Spotlight
>Best Actress:
Brie Larson
>Best Supporting Actress:
Rooney Mara
>Best Actor:
Johnny Depp
Best Supporting Actor:
Sylvester Stallone
>Best Animated feature:
The Good Dinosaur get fukt Inside Out
>Best Director:
Todd Haynes
>Best Adapted Screenplay:
Aaron Jewkin
>Best Original Screenplay:
Charlie Kaufman
Idk
>Best Actor
Leonardo Dicaprio
>>64371048
Kek, no
what in the fuck did i just watch?
>>64370911
Gosling trying really hard to impress his buddy Refn.
A great movie.
Hendricks NOT showing her tits in a movie that would have benefitted from her doing so.
Anyone else tired of his bullshit? I have had no interest in his last few videos, he has completely dumbed down his style to pander to his new 10 yr old fanbase. That layer of irony and intelligence behind his early stuff is completely gone.
E.T. 2 was lit senpai.
>>64370845
>becomes reddit sensation
>more memes in videos
>quality drops dramatically
Wow, who figured?
>>64370845
There was no irony or intelligence in any of his videos, you're just a special snowflake angry that your secret internet idol is becoming mainstream
He's basically a more retarded version of /b/ anyway without any actual edge
Who portrayed the best Hannibal Lecter?
Your mom after she ate my meat
>>64370839
your english teacher appearntly
Mads
![Hannibal_Lecter[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/oyG4zpJ.png "Hannibal Lecter[1]")