>everyone talks shit about the prequels as if they ruined a masterpiece
>watch the first ones for the first time yesterday
>they're all shit
>outdated, badly acted, cheesy as fuck, weirdly paced
>Darth Vader isn't even an intimidating villain with his goofy speaking manners
What the hell?
>>64361828
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that is Star Wars. But in the end, you will understand.
>>64361828
That's the moment you should realize that this franchise is geared towards children.
If you are an adult and care about it with blinding fervor, then you're developmentally stunted.
You did it wrong. You were meant to watch them when you were 5 years old.
Then obsess about them and live the rest of your life in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create…life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about…from dying.
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power…which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death…but not himself.
What did he mean by this, /tv/?
>>64361758
Sheev is alive.
Did Vader completely forget about this after he found out Padme died? He saved Palpatine so he could learn that power didn't he?
>>64361843
stop them from dying, not reviving them from death
What is with russians and smearing shit everywhere? Every russian movie has a part with shit in it. What's wrong with these people?
It's what most of their history looked like.
>>64361721
Shit is part of life. Every man, woman, baby -- shits. Why avoid it. Why deny reality. Shit is happening every day, by every person, in every land. True film is editing and authenticity. Shit is part of you until you die. Only death is when you stop shitting. Why should film not reflect life?
>>64361721
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do. But in the end, you will understand.
What do you think of Splice /tv/?
>>64361500
I would've fucked it too.
I would have fucked that worm thing they made.
>>64362534
I would've fucked her backdoor, that way she would've stayed female.
documentary/night line/report when?
>>64361418
You'd have to be a very bored person to even care about this.
>>64361454
This
A movie is in pre-production
>creature slices her back
>entire bottom outfit plus part of the sleeve comes off
>fights in a midriff
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
Isn't that the girl from that Paul McCartney music video?
>>64361351
George is a sexist. The prequels were VERY problematic. TFA, thankfully, fixes all of their problems.
are the new star wars movies going to pretend these worlds/cities don't exist anymore?
I hope so, Coruscant looks like shit, bland generic futurecity
>>64361346
Probably because reddit is their new target audience.
>>64361346
This totally needed its own thread and couldn't have been slotted into one of the other fifty SW threads.
Find a flaw.
>redditors unironically consider this "Looney Tunes"
Why didn't Michael just borrow Marvin the Martian's sneakers?
>>64361320
Lola Bunny doesn't expose her rabbit tits and juicy rabbit pussy
>tfw my cinephile friend gave me a list of movies I should definitely see
>3000 movies
post it faggot
>>64361145
>list has Kubrick flicks in it
That sounds nice, can you post it? I'm trying to make a list of good movies for my wife's son.
>It's treason, then?
What did he mean by this?
>>64361016
already dank
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?
>>64361016
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that Sheev says. But in the end, you will understand.
Would you pay 5 bucks for a pineapple filled with a variety of food to snack on during a screening in the movie theater?
>eating while watching a movie
disgraceful.
that's less than popcorn of course I would
>no crab legs
Why didn't he just take a step back?
>>64360926
He had no way of knowing they'd get the power off in time. He'd beaten the previous lasers and it was clear the machine was just increasing the difficulty each pass. When the grid formed he didn't see anyway out and his time as a soldier or private security or whatever the fuck they were helped him come to terms with there being a situation where he might die.
>>64361063
moral of the story: you never know when the laser might crap out so just take a step back :")
>>64360926
because he previously needed room to maneuver and evade. he had no way of knowing that running to the rear wall like a bitch would save him this round.
Little Cars
>>64360851
JUST
>>64360908
COPYCAT
Why is the black car bigger?
TWICE
this scene was so useless fuck
Is this leaked from The Raid 3?
>>64360919
raid 3 when?
is that a middle finger?
Yes.
NO it's a thumbs up DUMBASS!!!!! finn was giving him a thumbs up for keeping his lie!!!! watch the fucking movie idiot
