http://christianlind.com/is-star-wars-the-force-awakens-an-allegory-of-gamergate/
Do you agree, /tv/?
Sometimes I wish the Internet never existed
The two biggest Mary Sue ships of their respective franchises - who wins? Assume each is piloted by their most Mary Sue pilots, Han Solo and Picard.
You've never watched a single Star Trek episode if you assume Picard is at the helm.
>>64353294
Ent D gets Rekt in the movies though. In fact it was so bad the scrapped the ship and gave picard a new one.
Falcon is the real Sue
>>64353294
Enterprise:
--shields
--photon torpedoes
--later on the federation gets quantum torpedoes that'll take out a Borg ship in a single hit
--phasers that disintegrate
--transporters
Aluminum Falcon:
--lasers that point either up or down to cover the top and bottom
--like an italian car: faster than shit, but unreliable as fuck and always breaking down
The winner's obvious.
what was the pearl?
>>64353252
>Trying to find redemption through women
C U C K A D O O D L E D OOOOOOO
What the fuck does the title even mean I don't get it
>>64353252
Love?
I-Is she dead?
>>64352991
Who gives a shit about this magic negro?
>>64352991
I'm sure she'll be fine
>>64353039
Because
Are there any good Valentine's day movies that deal with loss or being alone?
>>64353046
dont steal my images
>>64352860
This.
The peak of British """comedy"""
>>64352706
Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do. But in the end, you will understand.
>>64352706
The peak of COMEDY. But you wouldn't understand because you have the humor of a woman from Germany.
>>64352732
SMELL MY CHEESE
Why don't people like Prometheus? I thought it was excellent and thoroughly entertaining from start to finish.
It's worth noting I'm not autistic about Alien lore and the only thing that stuck out to me as not making much sense was the Queen Alien engraving on the Promethium ship.
>>64352657
look guys, it's a pleb. fuck you, pleb.
>>64352701
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64352778
This.
More artsy flicks with small casts, existential themes, good cinematography and possible sci-fi-themes, like pic related?
artsy?
Nothing you posted is artsy
>>64352644
>leather jacket photoshops into hard velvet jacket
Do you think going from this
to this hampered her career, I always thought she was a good/decent actress
>>64352617
wow
>>64352617
Would you a Sandra Bullock, /tv/?
>having a flawed character in your movie
>not having your character already perfect in every single way
>having your character learn new skills and develop over the course of the movie
>not having your character already an expert in literally everything
it's 2016
>>64352456
it's gonna be a shit year my friend. it's disney chasing billions and they're going to fuck over any and everything until they're richer than all companies before them. maybe not google though those fags are something else.
She is a trained Jedi daughter of Snook
Luke mind wiped her and sent to her Tatoonine 2
>>64353941
good one troll, almost rustled my jimmies, 7/10
no but seriously. Disney's new Mary Sue Princess of Power is so boring that the only redeeming thing they could do with her character is make her evil. but they're going to milk Rey probably as much as they're milking her now so expect her to be good throughout.
What went wrong, /tv/?
>>64352315
ehrm... nothing?
The people at back of the train fucked up everything
The cannibalism reveal
The run time
The big bads motivation
The shootout across the train cars.
I could go on.
What site is the best site to look up films and/or tv shows to watch?
Rottentomatoes? imdb?
What is the official /tv/ choice?
boards.4chan.org/tv/
>>64352323
but there is no list or filters
I go to vk.com which is like the russian facebook (aviable in english) and basically they dont give a F about coypright so people share HQ quality movies, series, music and even the most fucked up porn can be found, literally anything
>>mfw america is the land of the free but russia is where you get all the shit you wanna watch for free
Who was Tolkien's self-insert character?
My guess is pic related.
Beren you retard
>>64351868
Bilbo.
>>64351905
Who the fuck is Beren?
did Bruce Lee set the bar too high for Asian actors in the west? was he too much of a badass to follow up on?
>>64351853
Jackie Chan exists, so no. Both are one trick ponies, but Jackie has a better trick.
>>64352074
Jackie Chan is great but when's the last time he was in a serious role? Bruce was just as charismatic and is just as well known despite being dead for 40 years
daily reminder that he lost to wong jack man
About to watch Shrek on Blu-Ray for the first time. What am I in for?
>>64351806
One of the best animated movies ever made which spawned some awful sequels (Shrek the third, anyone?). Enjoy it senpaitachi.
>>64351806
It's actually aged pretty damn well
>Shrek doing the fucking Dreamworks face on the cover though
>>64351806
Just marathon the wikipedia page bro, it'd be quicker than asking here
