James Deling/pol/ has reviewed TFA. I paraphrase:
TFA is the worst thing ever. No other film has been so bad whist receiving good reviews.
Why is it bad?
1. It is basically propaganda for women in the military.
The only interesting thing about Skywalker was his journey from quasi-NEET to saviour of the universe. Rey is just a Mary Sue. Why? Girl power. She flies anything, she fixes anything (teaching Han Solo a thing or two), she can fight anyone. No Dagobah training sessions required. Mary Sue = no interest or entertainment value.
2. Death Star 2.0: Electric...
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/pol/ is so triggered.
I love it
>>64344413
>being this upset
Lol @ /pol/
>>64344467
Kek, this. They don't care about the movie at all.
The best thing is that their butthurt provides aditional entertainment value for an already entertaining film.
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omg who the hell cares
Why is the bear lynching a boy?
>OPs post says something about his wife's boyfriend or son
Can this shit fucking end already?
>>64344345
My wife's two black sons are always arguing about this meme but I personally just let it go. It's not worth it to get into it with them.
>>64344345
I would rather the whole "Hurrr Reddit" shit go first. Why are the dumbfucks here so obsessed with that place?
>I marathoned 1 episode of ...
>my wife's son
>bbc
>bribri spamming
none of these are remotely funny
is her career over ?
and is she still making millions doing modeling and product promotion
wiki says she is doing theater for Broadway - does that mean she has acting talent ?
she was so hot in spring breakers
What a slut.
>>64344270
I liked her in Bandslam. Underrated movie.
Was this scene really necessary?
>>64343997
It was obvious he just wanted to get laid and find out what she knew.
She was the one that went for her gun and turned it into a confrontation.
>>64343997
It was necessary to show the abuse and opression of patriarchy.
>>64344137
this desu senpai
Right! Bout to finally sit down and watch the originals
These better be as good as you shitfuckers make them out to be. I will forgive any hamminess or shitty SFX, but if they're just flat out awful, I will find and kill every single one of you individually
>>64343985
fucking try me, silly cunt. i'll put you in the ground swear on my mothers life
>>64343985
>that all white cast
holy fuck never realized how racist america was in the 70s and 80s
>>64344074
>who is lando calrissian AAAAAAH
>what is reddit AAAAAAH
Are there people here who actually understand this movie?
yes its an antiplot with character types all from different movies who dont know there in a movie and go through the whole movie without progress.
>>64343725
Yes.
>>64343725
DUDE WEED
have you seen every film from the imdb top 250?
>159/250 (63%)
>19/250 (7%)
>>64343772
how is that even possible. Are you 12 or something?
I just rewatched the prequels and I don't understand how anyone who enjoyed episode 7 doesn't enjoy the prequels. That's not to say I didn't enjoy TFA, I did, but it's not that much better than the prequels. In fact it's only better than AoTC and PM, RoTS was better than TFA. Any legitimate complaints about the prequels can be made about TFA. Of course I expect few people to agree with this sentiment as the reddit circle jerk forbids any of the redditors here from saying anything negative about TFA and anything positive about the prequels and the...
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>>64343629
There is literally nothing wrong the the prequels except the dialogue imho lads
>>64343629
Pretty much my order. Tone down annoying Anakin / JJ and PM moves above TFA. Fix the romance in AotC by making it much shorter while still accomplishing the same thing or by spending that much time on it but actually making it good, and AoTC moves above TFA
Everyone in this thread is bad and they should feel bad.
was this movie made for a 5 year old audience or something? where's the subtlety?
>Britain will never be ruled by Chancellor Sutler
>any star wars movie
>subtlety
you can only pick one
>>64343589
>tfw no fascist dictator called Susan
Regardless of which you liked more, can we all agree that Clone Wars was a much better link between AoTC and RoTS than The Clone Wars?
Not really mate. It's a bunch of nonsense and you still don't know anything about any of the characters. It's fun but it doesn't really do justice to the war.
>>64343322
CGI one was better fyi.
>>64343322
Definitely not, Clone Wars is just a bunch of action scenes.
Would you watch this, /tv/?
>Kate Mara and Ellen Page as two detectives
>buddy cop show where the joke is they are both really short women
>show plays it straight even though it's a comedy
Kate Mara is way cuter than I thought, to boot
>inb4 OP has shit taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGo58GUNi70
I'd watch these two spunk trunks smelling farts for an hour t b h.
>Would you watch this, /tv/?
Only if the villain is played by Gwendoline Christie
>The two most annoying actresses around
No thank you.
How do you even direct a scene like this ?
Or this ?
>>64343160
Be the one doing the facial?
What film is that?
Greetings from the Emperor!
I am here to answer your questions about our organisation.
I will provide ways to enlist, should you want to slaughter rebel scum.
Each of your questions or remarks should be accompanied by a glorious image of a Storm Trooper or other imperial symbols.
Is it true you breed and program big black cocks to impregnate all white females?
>>64343118
hello, reddit
>>64343379
>Is it true you breed and program big black cocks to impregnate all white females?
No, but it is true that we enslave black humans to serve as meat shields on the battlefields. Normally, it goes this way: we use them as cleaning slaves in our bases and when they get less efficient with the cleaning, we send them on some suicide mission with out elite squads. It is understood by the elite squad that these are pawns, although the black trooper himself just assumes he got promoted....
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>Christmas lads
Iceland bringing the bantz
> Christmas Goat
what fucking inbred country is that?
>>64343199
one where they hope the giftbringer is edible.
>>64343199
germany. idk what they put in those waffles lmao