Wanna buy some death sticks?
What did he mean by this?
>>64384063
>Product that's supposed to enticing and make you feel good
>Has death in the title
I'd rather buy some ecstasy.
>>64384170
Funny meme
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Now that the dust has settled, which of these was the superior film?
>>64383858
none, Kurt and Courtney was better
>>64383985
epic
Montage of Heck wasn't anything new. Stupid name for a movie too.
>"how do I make this shot more reddit..."
>"which film should I rip off next"
>"what am I doing, should have stayed retired"
>"some of my "friends" (actually people on /tv/) told me your acting was a bit too reddit for their liking"
Reminder that Kylo's lightsaber makes perfect sense, in irl medieval times swords had metal cross guards as when swords clash, one of the swords will want to slide down the blade of their opponent, the cross guard stops the blade from slicing your hand off, it also allows you to catch your opponents blade in the 90 degree angle of your sword/cross guard and manipulate it.
In the canon SW universe the only known thing to stop a lightsaber blade, is another lightsaber blade/laser. So the cross guards are mini lightsabers. At first this made no sense as kylo's saber has small emitters coming from the swords hilt that would be slice off in the event of such a lightsaber clash/slide. Rendering the cross guards useless. But now we know that they are not emitters, but they are just metal shrouds to prevent kylo from accidentally cutting his fingers off while using this saber. In the event of a clash/slide these shrouds would be cut through, yes, but there would be the base of the cross guard beneath it, stopping it.
Tl;dr: Kylo's sabre makes perfect sense.
>>64383756
>Reminder that Kylo's lightsaber makes perfect sense, in irl medieval times
oh wow right into the bin
not sure why you typed the rest of that out
>>64383756
>In the canon SW universe the only known thing to stop a lightsaber blade, is another lightsaber blade/laser.
wew lad
>>64384035
Yeah, but that weapon was still a kind of energy weapon, there is no raw material that can stop a lightsaber.
Has anyone seen this? The trailer is great, but is the full movie actually great? Please /tv/, share your thoughts.
It's on my DVDScr backlog
>>64383575
I don't support any member of any Communist Party.
>>64383575
Actors were great, script alright, direction shit.
How come Wilhuff was bossing Annie around in A New Hope?
Because at that point Vader wasn't super important Space Jesus Chosen One but a lapdog who did the dirty work for his masters.
>>64383420
Plus Tarkin was higher in the foodchain.
That's right, Sheev trusted him more than his apprentice.
And rightfully so.
>>64383391
>>64383420
>>64383473
Vader was a literal bomb. Tarkin never once had any harsh words for Vader other than ordering him to release a senior officer. And that's why Sheev preferred Tarkin over Vader, the cyborg loved killing people. As seen in Empire, how many did he kill, two, three?
![broad-city_abbi-jacobson-ilana-glazer-photocredit_lane-savage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xp28gKD.jpg "broad-city abbi-jacobson-ilana-glazer-photocredit lane-savage[1]")
What are some non-Japanese TV shows with yuri themes?
who are yurisses
>>64383374
Just say lesbian you weeb
>>64383392
No I think anon is right in the nose. These girls act more like Yuri bait than outright lesbians. Part of why I like the show.
>Okay, everyone start giving out your best one-liners
>Mark, just keep silent over there and watch
> hey Daisy how about we go and score some Crystal Meth off that black guy
>>64383198
dat Harrison Ford pitstain so close to Daisy
Why did they have Max von Sydow there?
What are some good flicks to watch with your girlfriend, /tv/?
>>64383073
Aaron?
>>64383073
The Cuckold
>>64383073
Demon?
You gotta be especially edgy to claim this movie is bad
>>64383042
C-Come on man, it's Edgelord, geez.
>>64383042
Take out the soundtrack, what do you have left?
>>64383106
A fun little action adventure with great make up and good creature design
HNNNNNNG: the movie
>>64383017
.....go on
They managed to hit on a surprising number of fetishes in this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-xIMBnclyA
That looks pretty hot, It will be my first film of 2016
>We need someone bald and intimidating to play Lex Luthor
>I know just the guy, he was in breaking bad, you know, Heisenberg
>Eisenberg? Well if you think so, I'll give him a call
>>64383002
at least he's got crazy eyes
>>64383002
the kids today dont want an old bald man, they want young and sexy.
>>64383002
>You cannot as a human being intimidate fucking superman
>That's a cute outfit, did your wife's husband give it to you?
>>64382917
kek
>>64382917
Hahahahaha! Fuck homosexuals!!!
>That's a cute thread. Did your husband post the other one this morning?
Stop talking about the bloody face awakens and talk about one of the best sci-fi shows ever.
>Dat charming protagonist
>Dose cuties
>Dat bro D'argo
>Dose creature designs that aren't just guys with shit glued on their foreheads
Strayans in space thread.
Discovered my sexuality through Aeryn. Good fucking times.
It's great but we've known that for years.
I hope the aussies get an opportunity to make more scifi.
>>64383382
her voice is her best feature
Should I feel bad for thinking that this is a 6/10 at best?
It's really poorly-paced and aged badly.
Is ESB any better?
esb is pretty timeless imo
>>64382861
Parsecs better
Darth Vader chokes some bitches so some people think its the best
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