this is scott eastwood, aspiring actor and clint eastwood's son
is this the age of tiny eye male leads? Between this guy, JGL, and the helmsworth bros I think tiny eyes is the new thing
>>64654735
Shame he can't act worth shit.
>>64654735
So is he a real gruff man
Or some zac Efron pretty boi
KU NI TE!
JUST
NA NA NA, DA LA WA. KU! NI! TE!
FUCK
What's his name again?
>>64653038
Probably my favorite episode.
>>64653049
>>64653064
kill yourself xo
Are they canon?
>>64652949
Yes REDDIT
Yes.
>>64652957
>>64652958
Well I don't think they are
I think I can handle myself!
>>64652902
>women
>think
I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M GIVIN' IT TO YAthat's actually decent dialogue and a good character moment for han. it implies he knows more about rey than we do, or at the very least cares enough about her to protect her. i also love his exchange with finn on the falcon, when finn is still cowering about the first order finding them and han is like "you got a bigger problem - women always find out the truth. always."
>You will never see Lucas' Episode VII
I hope you're all happy with your McDonald's tier Hollywood schlock from Jar Jar Abrams
>M-muh RLM!
Plinkett's reviews are satire, the prequels are fantastic works of kino with more depth and style than any other sci-fi film to date
Hello Reddit
>>64652724
Reddit loves TFA
>>64652634
>You will never see Lucas' Episode VII
Thank god. You have to be clinically retarded to want another George Lucas movie. Or to make these threads constantly.
Do you ever take a break, you prequel-apologist mongoloid? Jesus shit, seriously. Go to bed.
Why is he always looking out of windows what the fuck does he do all day? does he just stare out his window all day?
>>64654418
Admiring his empire.
>>64654418
the star wars
>>64654418
he's just thinking thinking of Macewindow
Verdict?
>>64652519
Shit
It's okay, but definitely Mann's weakest film outside of the Keep.
>>64652519
laughably bad, perhaps Sean Penn's worst acting role.
He literally talks in a stereotypical 30's gangster accent turned up to 11.
I would suggest Untouchables or Miller's Crossing if you want tommy guns and overcoats over black suit-core
>RECORD SCRATCH-FREEZE FRAME
Heh, yeah that's me on the floor burning alive. Did you know that you should never front flip towards a Jedi Master from the low ground? Let me tell you, I sure did learn that day. Now if you want to know how I got here, we're gonna have to a go a little ways back.
>CUT TO SHOT OF PADME DYING IN CHILDBIRTH
Woah! A little too far there. This story doesn't start for a few more years. Roll the tape a bit more.
>SHOT OF HIM ON TATOOINE FADES IN
Much better, and who's that handsome little tyke there. You see, this is where I grew up, Tatooine, the most BORING planet in the galaxy. I was a slave to the biggest jerk here too, a Toydarian named Watto. But then I met ol' Qui-Gon Jinn, and let me tell you, my life changed forever.
This meme is too wordy for me. Memes are supposed to be quick and funny, so I can har har and move to the next meme.
>>64652349
>because all of this was filmed in the prequels, someone could actually edit this into real life
Please someone who can into video editing software. Just do this one thing for me.
Sand....i sure do hate Sand
/tv/ is the worst fucking board in the history of the universe. Why can't I stop coming here?
Because your life is otherwise meaningless?
>>64652260
That goes for everyone on the planet. Don't you read Kierkegaard?
Give me something specific. I can't be the only one who thinks that I am somehow being manipulated into wasting a sizable portion of my life dwelling in a veritable sea of idiocy.
>>64652246
You've answered your own question.
>RECORD SCRATCH
>FREEZE FRAME
>Voice over
>Piece of trivia
>*REWIND EFFECT*
>Nostalgia moment
Who thought this was a good idea for cinema?
People who wanted to make money and not live with their parents for the rest of their lives.
i can't remember if scorsese did it first or just popularized it. either way, it wasn't good then.
>>64652223
just what the nigger are you getting at here?
>>64652223
enjoy all that debt because the joos convinced you that you need to buy a house
ON A CLEAR NIGHT LOOK TO THE SKY IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE...
SEE THE FAINT BLUE STAR 2 DEGREES TO THE LEFT OF THE CONSTATLTION ORION?
ITS JUST NOW RECIEVING THE ORIGINAL BRODCAST SIGNAL OF THE 1979 "ROOTS" TV SERIES.
>debussy's arabesque No. 1 starts playing
>>64652158
SCIENCING
THE
SHIT
UP
Why does /tv/ hate this guy again? Is it because a black man is smarter than you?
This is one of the worst things to ever happen in the history of cinema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
Is that Game of Thrones nigger?
>>64654366
Main white kid is cute though, reminds me of Asa Butterfield. Hope we get to see him again despite this movie.
>>64654366
Honestly is a travesty.
Why did they fire her?
She wanted more than 77% of her male costars paycheck.
>>64652147
constantly posting on twitter about threeways and all the other kinds of sex she was having along with her SJW/anti-American politics
She got fired? lel
WATCH ME WHIP WHIP WATCH ME NAE NAE
This song needs to go away. Now.
>>64652509
>This song needs to go away. Now.
you better hope Clemson loses the national title game then.
Coach Dabo was a meme this year for doing the most awkward whip and nae nae after a win
Just as bad if not worse than the Dougie.
