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Who's the better filmmaker?
Uno Farto
Lets see..
One made Baneshit: The capening
The other made 8 masterpeices + four rooms
TARANTUALA ALL DAY BITCH
Tarantino far and away, easily, no contest, all day, etc.
Hold it! This isn't looking too good for me. I'm the one on the right, unfortunately. Did you know the average bear has 116 teeth? Trust me on this one. If you're wondering how I ended up here, we're going to have to rewind a bit.
*REWIND EFFECT* - Cut to Leo in a crib.
Aww look at me! Wait a minute this is too far back!
*FF EFFECT* - Cut to Leo as a child in a coonskin cap and backpack on a picnic table.
There's the little guy! See, as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to go on a big furtrapping expedition. I dreamed about it night and day. I had my whole life planned out, studying orienteering before my times tables. Now I didn't know it yet, but even on the best planned adventures you can have 20 years of preparation under your belt, but with the crack of a gun or the snap of a twig, suddenly things can get pretty hairy!
*Kid Leo leaps triumphantly off the table and fades to silhouette. Two bear paws come up from the side of the screen and hold him. Delicate piano track fades in [Note: Pretty much follows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNA7DcVppEs [Embed] but replace the women with bears]
ebin this is going straight to /r/4chan
>>64645975
hilariously enough, they actually have a rule that you're not allowed to screencap posts mentioning r/4chan, so you just ruined someone's day.
what does /tv/ not like these threads anymore?
>The thing is for me.. I'll always hold the first 3 in the 70's in huge regard
>And the ones I did are...the one's I did. Well, I liked the 3rd one.
Reminder that based Ewan shits on /tv/'s favorite star wars movies.
>>64645937
B-but this can't be. /tv/ told me they were patrician now!
>>64645937
There was only one Star Wars movie in the 70s. What are the other two 70s movies he is talking about?
>>64645991
You showed him autist
Levels of intolerance
1. Tolerate the camera being seen on the reflective surface
2. shadow of camera men being cast on the character
3. Shadow of the camera men on the ground
4. Camera being reflected in the eyes of the character
5. Water ripples caused by the camera men
6. Splash caused water drops to stay on a plane of glass before the camera
7. Characters make ways and rooms for the camera
8. During the movement it's revealed that the camera crew needs a place to stand
And other levels or instances please
i think my brain just filters it out or something because i've never noticed a visible camera crew
>5. Water ripples caused by the camera men
I think it's hard to avoid
>>64645878
Very tolerant of the camera. So much so I wish it would come back into cinema!
Do you think they will show us Luke at his full power?
Do you think it will be as powerful (or even more) that EU Grand Master Luke?
What are your expectations?
>>64645945
Grand Master Luke is basically God tier. Movie Luke better be as close to that as possible.
Power levels are a Dark Side myth
>luke will die in episode IX
;_;
Is this really a good film or just a glorified summer flick?
The latter.
>>64645812
The latter
>>64645812
The former.
Just got back from it.
>unparalleled intensity
>10/10 cinematography
>almost no dialogue from Leo
>entire theatre was silent upon leaving
I loved it. There were a few things that were blatantly obvious and easy to see coming, but overall I thought it was fantastic.
Seeing it tomorrow. Am I in for a treat?
The cinematography was fantastic for sure. I didn't really care for all the artsy bullshit they pulled with Leo seeing his dead wife and whatnot.
Overall I enjoyed it, solid 8/10
>>64645921
Loved it. Cinematography was gorgeous. Acting was bretty gud too.
ITT: Post movies better than the Star Wars prequels. Here I'll start.
>>64645703
>LOL Funny!
Why
>>64645703
>ITT: post movies better than Star Wars Episode 7
fixed that for you
R.I.P my nigga
*pours out a forty*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN74bOubUug
>>64645761
Literally cri evryteim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fohOet_3XBc
>Cross cutting
fuck off Nolan
![The.Walking.Dead.S06E05.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mp4_snapshot_35.14_[2015.11.08_23.04.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4m2Zxar.jpg "The.Walking.Dead.S06E05.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mp4_snapshot_35.14_[2015.11.08_23.04.39].jpg")
So who's going to bite the bullet next episode?
Will Judith finally be killed or get a pass & become an actual character?
this shits not over yet?
>>64645644
>who's going to bite the bullet next episode?
Ricks girlfriend and her kids, because that little bastard wont shut up.
>>64645677
season seven starting in the fall m8
Happy Birthday Hartnell edition!
What is the best Hartnell story, /who/?
What is the worst?
Missing serial thread >>64632589
That was weird
Arise you retards and hear this, I hate every single fucking one of you.
>>64645715
So what was going on with /tv/? This thread 404'd when I made it but now it's here along with the other one that 404'd.
>you could never give me what i really want
>no, i cannot turn you into something your not, i cannot make you a real magician
Are there any children's films released in the 21st century that come anywhere close to this masterpiece?
Also GOAT childrens movies thread.
Don't say star wars ill fucking kill you.
Secret of NIMH "You and I touch the sky the eagle and the dove..."
>>64645704
one of the best
>>64645704
Secret of NIHM is amazing as well.
Iron Giant is another favorite of mine.
Well, /tv/? How about thatending?
>>64645571
Nobody here cares about this crap
Didn't see it.
>inb4 spoiler to spite me
I won't be seeing it.
>>64645571
What happens in the ending? I doubt I'll ever see it just curious
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jj-abrams-responds-rip-criticism-853352
>"I can understand that someone might say, 'Oh, it's a complete rip-off!' " he says, adding, "What was important for me was introducing brand new characters using relationships that were embracing the history that we know to tell a story that is new — to go backwards to go forwards."
IT'S LIKE POETRY, THEY RHYME
EVERY STANZA RHYMES WITH THE LAST ONEHe's right though, while the plot points...
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How about having some dimension to your character ya cuck.
Oh look another sw thread
>>64645521
>Star wars is a character drama first and space battles second
No its character drama first and story telling second. Rehash is a betrayal to story telling.
You're the director at the helm of a billion+ dollar tent pole, and you can't write your own fairy tail. Even after hiring kasdan, who has intimate knowledge and experience about that process.
I've seen this movie four times in the theater and there's nothing you contrarian faggots can say to convince me that it isn't the best flick in the series since Empire Strikes Back
>b-b-but niggers kikes jews ess-jay-double-yous feminism mary sue!
Oh, fuck off. It's like you're convinced Phantom Menace hate was just a meme, and you think people are going to turn against TFA in a month so you're hating it for no reason just so you can be ahead of the curve
The movie is awesome. Just by being better than the prequels is good enough for most fans. I have nothing against TFA except that Phasma was underused and wasted
>>64645513
If you use the word "contrarian," you're literally an idiot. It's a concept invented by idiots with reddit sensibilities who are too fragile to deal with criticism of mediocre media that has widespread appeal.
It's a troubling manifestation of millennials' mental weakness. Seriously, the only people who would even entertain any "argument" involving the concept of being "contrarian" are weak, lazy idiots who can't deal with criticism substantively.
If...
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>>64646527
This is probably the most autistic thing I've read on this website, thanks
