Was JJ smoking meth between takes?
No character growth.
No long emotional shots.
Rapid fire dialogue.
Even the action was rushed.
What the fuck did I just watch.
It was like watching a tranny, on the outside there are females clothes, makeup, high heels and fake boobs. But it isn't a woman.
JJ's Star Wars has stormtroopers, Darth Vader 2.0, Death Star 3.0, Yavin and Tattooine 2.0, but it had no soul.
Literally Star Wars for the ADD generation.
>>64649205
Did you expect something else?
>>64649242
Dude. Not this bad.
I mean. It was like eating cotton candy. No substance.
>>64649205
JJ sheckles again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBtzudk40pE
>ywn watch this for the first time again
https://youtu.be/J1OmsEqHScs
>>64649644
>>ywn watch this for the first time again
doesn't matter, I'll cry each time anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw5zaIHtfCs
What is your favourite Breaking Bad episode and why is it Ozymandias?
>My name is Isaac Schrader
What did he mean by this?
>>64649236
He was juden
>>64649229
I simply can't dispute your assertion.
>It's a "white people are everything wrong with the world" episode...
It's true.
>>64649120
>its a 17 year old autist on a chinese cartoon forum obsesses about a 2 minute scene in a 2 hour movie that was most probably a lie told by a protagonist to get an aggressive reaction out of someone they wanted to kill and get away with by claiming self defense
>>64649191
found the interracial porn fan
Why was luna pissed on for believing in weird stuff when hogwarts was literally a high school for weird stuff?
Is that Cosette?
that's the point, her beliefs were strange even by their standards
>>64648888
Why are brits so hideous? And don't give me the standard inbred shit
Name a film as simultaneously ambitious and brilliant as Mulholland Drive.
Pro-tip: [spoilers]It's extraordinarily unlikely that you'll be able to because it's the greatest film ever made.[/spoilers]
jesus christ spoiler tag that shit you ruined the surprise for me
>[spoilers]
fucked that one up 2bh
Problem Child 2
YOU TRULY ARE LOST. 4chan suddenly loves a stupid kids movie where the "hero" turns evil in about 4 minutes after turning in the main bad guy and then starts killing kids. The droids are cartoony and say stupid shit like "What that?", "That nothin" "uh-oh". Fucking Chewbacca and his gay home planet is there for no fucking reason and they are visited by Yoda of all people, who has nothing to do with Chewbacca. Padme dies randomly. Anakin still sucks. The scene where SHEEV kills the Jedi masters is fucking SESAME STREET GAY and the least badass, most jewish shit ever. Fucking Leia in ROTJ talks about remembering her mother as sad when she was young. Lucas then has a dying Padme shit out two babies and only mutter their names perfectly before anticipating the ending of ROTJ (there's good in him). OMG Goosebumps Lucas sooo goood. MMMMmmmMM. And fucking general grievous is the worst character ever.
It's like you only just now realized that the recent wave of prequel apologists are just faggots who are hating TFA on principle because it's popular
>>64648803
Have you ever based an opinion on a desire to be different than the mainstream even if it was contrary to how you actually felt? Or is it just something you think other people (whose opinions you disagree with) do?
I suspect that rarely if ever happens, and is nothing more than an easy way to dismiss opinions you don't like or can't argue against effectively.
not to mention the shit over the top lightsaber fight at the end. Its like pushing too fucking video game screens together and seeing what happens. Stupid unbelievable green screen bullshit convincing dumb virgins that its "epic". So fucking kiddie and lame.
What does /tv/ think of this?
http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2016/01/j-j-abrams-addresses-criticism-that-star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-a-rip-off-of-a-new-hope.html
Daisy looks like a little 16 year old boy btw.
>>64648723
pathetic cop-out
Might as well have said "We wanted to make a mountain of shekels in the easiest way possible."
>>64648746
then call me a pedo. you must be gay or so virgined and neglected that you hate beautiful women and can't acknowledge when theyre attractive
UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
>>64648672
Based Carter
>>64648672
>Its an Asgards can't get O'Neill sence of humor episode
What happened to Sheev? He used to be so handsome.
He was viciously attacked by a black man.
Hes still pretty nice
>>64648665
SHOUTOUT TO PALPATINE
MAN THAT NIGGA NICE
>Bad movies with good trailers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UppYl3On9I
I really like the Max Payne trailer.
I don't even like Marilyn Manson but the song in the trailer by him is really good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34cEo0VhfGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONQ3Zgy195Y
So I finally watched Alien last year and just finished Aliens for the first time, and I'm confused.
People actually like Aliens and say it's as good/better than Alien and the point where the series died?
Alien was 1000x better than this boring overlong shooting gallery. I don't get how this is accepted.
its not just shooting, why r u an autist?
Both are overrated.
>>64648652
I won't argue that because you're right but at least Alien was entertaining
ITT we apologize to Lucas.
>Tfw I've never insulted Georgie
Feels super, man.
>All the kucks who crucified him
DEAR
>>64648496
This
This actually was pretty good.
I know he fucked up with Jar Jar, but fucking give Lucas a break. He's creatively exhausted from inventing Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, The Death Star, Lightsabers, Stormtroopers, Yoda, Boba Fett, Jabba the Hutt, Emperor Sheev, Jawas, the entire fucking Star Was universe we discuss and partake in, as well as Indiana Jones, pioneering in Industrial Light and Magic, revolutionizing picture and sound quality, and more.
it's utter shite m8
>>64648433
Movie has only three flaws.
- trade federation comes off goofy instead of threatening
- gungas
- final space "battle" with anakin autopiloting into the droid control ship and destroying everything is bs
the rest is great
I'm watching it right now. Feel free to downplay Jar Jar, George sure didn't.
>the Jedi prophesized to destroy the Sith
>you don't bring him along when you go to destroy the Sith
BRAVO MACE
>>64648412
>literally arresting someone because they hold a different religious belief than you
daily reminder that the jedi were the villains in all this, Sheev wasn't even going to kill them until Mace Dindu chimped out
>>64648412
>destroy
He was just gonna arrest him. Didn't plan on killing him until he got there
>>64648492
Conflict of interests.
If we had a president who was revealed to be a Muslim you could bet that they would quickly die under mysterious circumstances
