Friend of mine is in China currently, he went to the opening night of the force awakens. 4 people were in the cinema.
4 people. Guess the hopes of it doing well and surpassing avatar are completely gone.
ahaha disney is gonna go bankrupt
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>>64659650
Eh Avatar is for furfags
Can you recommend me some movies about wizards, warlocks, shamans, druids etc.
But, you know, good ones. Or at least decent. Not like the piece of crap that is pic related.
>>64659278
>Jay Baruchel
Honestly
Why?
>movies about wizards
>it's a "Martin complains about his hip" episode
>>64659261
BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN'
>It's a Roz thinks she deserves better in life when she doesn't at all
>it's a Frasier gets a date then ruins it by getting turbo autistic episode
Always made me super uncomfortable
Is it autism?
This is the official "Return of the Jedi" poster for Russia
Would any Russians care to try to make any sense of it?
I'm guessing the black blob is vader and the green one is yoda
>>64659216
Looks like the artist never saw the film.
>>64659232
What is the one-eyed thing?
Also here's the Hungarian poster for the first SW movie in the 70's.
Why is he so popular here? I checked out a few of his vids and hes annoying as fuck and he reminds me of yatzee
He's an easy target. That's it.
>>64659384
How is he an easy target? Do people here prefer annoying reviews to actually watching films? Also i really struggled to watch kickassia
>>64659862
The majority of the posts in those threads are people making fun of Douge.
Are there any good movies about Ku Klux Klan?
When is Birth of a Nation going to get its inevitable hollywood reboot?
>>64659003
Never. If anything they'll make a total remake. It'll be about group of black men (playing the good guys of course) killing KKK members.
O Brother where art thou
>First movie, Red Queen is logically trying to prevent outbreak, going so far as to killing everyone in compound to save everyone outside
>Fifth movie, red queen is suddenly back and has become Skynet and is actively trying to kill/transform all life
>This switch was never commented on or mentioned by the characters in movie or makers outside of it and just presented in the movie out of nowhere
Bravo Anderson
Wow I thought they stopped at 4
why do people pretend that the first RE movie is good
>>64658882
Technically, her creator died in the second movie.
He was that dude in the wheelchair trying to find his daughter.
Therefore, Umbrella no doubt found different developers for the AI.
Keep up, anon. It's only Resident Evil.
>Holding the phone upside down
Pfffffffffffft
still works the same dummy
>watching TBBT
>>64658925
>Not watching shitty tv shows to laugh at how shitty they are.
>>64658877
Rofl why would a nerd be using and iPhone 4s in 2015??
>Mace Windu
>dies falling from a glass window
it's like pottery :)
>Mace Windu
>is a dindu
POTTERY
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More like Mace DINDU amirite
I fucking hate this board. Honestly. Everyone loved this movie 3 weeks ago. Most people accepted there were flaws, but nothing that ruined the movie in any sense. It was just daft to say it was a bad film. I still agree with this; the film was probably a 4/5 for me, exactly what I was hoping for, and left me very excited for the future of Star Wars.
Now this boardd hates it. There are people saying it was a bad film everywhere, and no defence of it whatsoever. I know that the people who enjoy a movie are more likely to like it and not bring it up, whereas those who hate it just love to point out that they hate it. This, however, is insane. People are treating it like an abortion of a film for having some flaws. The mood has soured so much. I can't grasp this. How can so many people hate this film? Going back only a fortnight, there were complaints about the soundtrack and the narrative, but not much else.
The characters are the best the franchise has ever had. Now, everything is awful. This is on the level of the prequels. Such an unbelievable turn in opinion, when almost everyone I know in real life still feels the same as they did, most liking it, is beyond me.
/tv/ is one bit circlejerk, everyone knows that. This place should have Upvotes and Downvotes that should be used to seperate good and bad content, but any opinion that the majority agree with will be the one that gets all the upvotes, and aberrations are stamped out. The fact that people are so blindly hateful towards a good, fun movie that satisfied everyone 3 weeks ago is scary to me. The internet is just a big box of criticism. Either something is perfect, or it's shit. There's no middle ground, apparently. Hyperbole and being contrarian rule the world. I know 4chan is not one person, but the overwhelming majority opinion is scary. You feel like an idiot for disagreeing when disagreement makes people so outraged.
/tv/ hates every film, it's nothing new.
Someone post that /tv/ timeline chart of how we process a movie from the release to a year later, sums it up perfectly.
It is the same with every movie, you can see the sicario hate threads now but /tv/ praised it a few weeks ago. Circlejerk to the max. Every big movie the same process
Why isn't there more diversity in the Game of Thrones cast?
>>64658699
Well, Maisie is an alien
>>64658699
Have you even watched any of Dany's or the Dorne storylines?
Yeah we need more diversity make every character black except for the white women.
CAD BANE?
Aye
Why does he need these things on his face
![tumblr_lheqyp2Q0x1qgshhto1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/chN5TvO.gif "tumblr lheqyp2Q0x1qgshhto1 500[1]")
>>64658655
hydraulic hat wobbles
New Half in the Bag boys!
Tarantino BTFO
>people still give attention to these Disney shills
>>64658610
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
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>>64658634
why bother trying to piss people off? Do you think anyone is attached enough to internet movie critics to fall for bait?
Recommend me some great films from Saint-Pierre and Miquelon.
Thanks.
Recommend me some great films from Tristan da Cunha.
Thanks.
>>64658493
"The Widow of Saint-Pierre"
>>64658671
"37°4 S"
>>64659010
Radical.
Whats the best fight scene? and why is pic related? protip: no cgi, my friend
>>64658478
Not even close
https://youtu.be/DT3GnJStVEw
Oh, please. How about the two of you get on MY level?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1452349652418.webm
>>64658569
ep 1 fight is more realistic, is a straight fight. without the strings e effects of matrix
