>shit plot
>shit dialogue
>shit characters
N-no Y-you just don't get it!!!
N-no Y-you just don't get it!!!
>>64666695
Fuck you, you filthy contrarian. Most people love this film and there's nothing you do about it. Cry more.
>>64666695
>It's shit
I'm sorry. How is it shit?
>It's just shit.
Was it the plot? What was it about the plot, specifically? The dialogue?
>It's just so shit.
Fucking dropped.
Is her career irreparably damaged due to The Fappening?
literally who
>>64666356
>i can't read
>>64666341
I am a feminist myself but this person has "dumb slut" written all over her face
ZOG?
Test
>>64666225
You're a big goy.
>>64666270
For jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBG2rJZGW8
There was not a single scene like this in TFA. No great climax, no John Williams blasting and rising the tension, No Moff Tarkin ervously focused, it just felt flat.
No good guy out of left field to save the day, sure Finn destroyed the shield in time, but it wasn't dramatic. It wasn't engaging. Nothing was, I was watching a movie, but I wasn't immersed in it.
It's like JJ wanted to make a Star Wars but missed the spirit of it completely.
>>64665991
I'm sorry it wasn't an exact copy of A New Hope anymore than it already was.
It's a story we've already seen. Everyone knows the death starkiller whatever blows up at the end, so they wanted to focus on the character drama instead. Nothing wrong with it.
>>64666068
It could have had the spirit of Star Wars without the same exact set pieces.
Whats it like having sex with Anakin Skywalker?
>>64665816
Forceful.
>>64665840
fuck you
It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Anyone watches this?
Anyone read the books?
Yes.
No.
>>64665794
Well then I would recommend you read the books they are pretty fucking good senpai. How would you rate the show?
>>64665845
Season was rushed too much.
I found the books quite good to be honest. Only read the first 3 though
>$39m weekend
HAHAHAHAHA
Avatar's worldwide record off the table, now it looks like Star Wars won't be able to even overcome Titanic's total gross.
http://deadline.com/2016/01/the-revenant-star-wars-the-force-awakens-weekend-box-office-1201678383/
>b-b-but it's getting all the records guys no one can stop the jewjew train
>$1 bn domestic gross h-here we come!
Greasy neckbeard fanfaggots BTFO
Is Finn going to get killed off-screen so the next 2 can make bank in the Asian market?
Isn't almost guaranteed at this point that episode 8 or 9 will surpass it?
>>64665784
Why the hell would the hype be bigger for the sequels to this dull piece of shit?
Film tropes that don't happen in real life
>gruesome crime scene
>officers immediately have to go outside and throw up
why doesn't this happen?
>>64666687
Because the normal reaction is shock and not nausea.
>>64666811
says who?
Since it's only a matter of time, who should direct it?
lynch
I think there already was a Dune movie, haven't seen it though.
>>64666297
Mel Gibson
Consciousness-expanding films thread.
>Get me Rebecca Ferguson!
>sir, she's hot off of filming Mission Impossible, the demand for her is very high
>ugh, fine. Get me her non-union equivalent
I kinda wanted to wrestle with her after seeing the chronicles of Riddick.
>>64665641
>Get me Rebecca Ferguson!
said no one ever
>>64665641
>Get me generic Hollywood hot chick #1299
>She's not available
>Fine get me Generic Hollywood chick #1452
So what was Mas Amedda's deal? He was totally in on Sheev's plans all along, right?
He was a bad mannered friend
>>64665547
wow wtf why didn't Sheev force lightning his ass the moment they were behind closed doors?
>>64665547
What did he mean by this?
Why didn't he stop for boobs
>>64665480
He's not a tits guy, he's a foot friend.
>>64665480
Because she makes more in a week than he does in a year, and he's a fucking homo.
He's more of a feminine dicks type of guy.
Post yours.
Give me recs
>>64665457
2/2
>>64666698
Whitnail & I
In this thread, you present a movie of your choice as if I had never seen a single movie in my whole life, but was otherwise intelligent and educated.
You can present any movie you want, from any era, but you must act as if I had no idea about any tradition it comes from, or of any genre whatsoever. Everything you present must be presented as if it was an absolute novelty to me.
Let's do this.
An excellent movie, set during WW2, with a young actor who'd become even more famous later on.
Direction is divine and music too. Incredible.
>incredibly underrated too
Easily one of the most unique films ever released, which only got better as they restored scenes to it. It represented both the pinnacle and the most popular film of an entire genre.
Must take care and watch the 1973 version, for the gods of cinema will not take kindly to a mistake there and might invite you to keep a peculiar appointment.
A soundtrack for the ages.
An astronaut develops a phobia of space because it is so huge and so empty that it reminds him of the potential absence of God, and he can't handle it and is sent to a castle in Germany where other mentally challenged people from the military go to get better.
This includes a man who thinks solids are rude and liquids are polite molecules because the former resist you while the second make space for you.
They are to be healed by a Vietnam war hero.
>the most insane brawl scenes in cinema history
