How many actresses has he pissed on?
>>64674375
explain?
>>64674375
whats this guy's name again?
>>64674476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urination
Are there any movies based in Kowloon Walled City? I'm in the mood for some films that take place in rainy dystopia-esque Asia. Can anyone scratch this itch of mine?
>Kowloon Walled City
I always thought that was a fictional place from Shadowrun, the more you know.
There's a documentary
>>64674262
Bloodsport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEo6ogAnoZ8
what movie had the lowest budget, but still looked god tier?
Eraserhead
>>64674229
Paul WS Anderson works wonders on a showstring budget.
Despite the quality of the movies themselves, you can't deny Event Horizon, Alien vs Predator, and Resident Evil looked visually gorgeous.
>>64674293
of which none of those he directed
Cinema Snob Thread.
>gets cucked by jake (for real)
>makes a furry cartoon about his cats
>gets a new girlfriend that obviously hates his guts, fake laughs at every joke he says in reviews
This man isnt based. This man was never based.
>>64675753
>gets a new girlfriend that obviously hates his guts, fake laughs at every joke he says in reviews
I haven't watched reviews that he's made with his new GF.
But everyone else I agree on.
Still more based then the rest of CA desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G_siVTTJO4
Was this fedora scene really necessary?
>>64674067
That scene is GOAT and you know it. Stop your contrarian shitposting.
>>64674089
"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic.
So Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, Madam."
>>64674067
It's a British movie, man. They're all fedora-tipping godless heathens over there. They're making fun of the foaming-at-the-mouth protestant westboro-like churches in America. Plus it's a movie targeted to reddit users.
World's biggest cuck on the right, and the world's number 1 alpha on the right.
Does /tv/ agree with this statement?
>>64673941
You sure said it!
How can the same dude be an alpha and a cuck at the same time?
>>64673941
i remember a time where 4chan wasn't so PC that they were afraid to say "faggot"
BLAAAAAACKBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>>64674720
This song is good and because you were a 00's kid and missed out doesn't make the song meme tier you fucking pleb
>>64674788
...nevermind.
>>64674788
I was born in 1982 faget
Arnold thread RIGHT NOW
>Favourite character?
>Favourite film?
>Favourite one-liner?
>HUEGGGGGGH
>stick around
Predator is GOAT
If Arnie was my dad. . .
YOU ARE OBLIGATED TO FIND ME ATTRACTIVE, SHITLORDS
Misty used SHAME
It's super ineffective
Amy Schumer, enough. My wife's kids browse this board.
>>64673878
White Privilege is expecting to be found attractive, no matter what your size.
ITT: Sequels that were better than the original
>>64673926
literally right
Why does he have such good taste in roles, /int/? It's like all of his projects are aimed at the indie market despite being distributed by the big studios.
>>64673719
i thought the same thing after watching him in Spy Kids
What's that movie where he escapes out of jail so he can fuck that curvy Hispanic cop?
>>64673841
Out of Sight. Recently rewatched it, it's ok, not as good as I remembered.
But yeah, he picks great roles. Glad he or his agent has that foresight.
What is your favorite Pixar movie? It it isn't Ratatouille, please explain yourself and verify you aren't retarded.
Wall-E
I just like the setting to be honest with you family
>>64673634
Shrek
The incredibles.
What movie/show would you make if you win the $900,000,000 jackpot?
>>64673458
I would probably buy controlling interest in HBO and have them show Criterion Classics all day every day only breaking it up with documentaries and episodes of Vice.
>>64673530
that's very white of you
>>64673530
Vice is fucking stupid hipster trash
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
>>64674672
>What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously
Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
A good movie.
Jesus dude, this isn't a blog
>>64674703
>a good movie
has memeing gone too far?
So, which is best?
>>64673444
seinfeld and always sunny
Seinfeld > Frasier > Sunny > Malcolm > Scrubs > Friends.
Hal [to Malcolm]: Whatcha' doing there, son?
Malcolm: I have to prove Kepler's Third Law of Motion.
Hal: What's Dewey doing?
Malcolm: Coloring.
Hal: I better get in there.
