GOD TIER FILM
I need some god tier films to watch, everything but horror. I don't like horror.
>posts prisoners
>doesn't like horror
>god tier
>god
>>64680367
>crime mystery drama
>horror
Dune is my favorite novel ever, so will I enjoy this?
>>64680295
>science fiction novel
It's better than the novel.
>A place beyond your dreams
I highly doubt that
Did he do it?
>>64680286
yes but he already served so they should have let him off.
Also what's the point of life in prison?
Just kill him. Life in prison seems so much worse to be honest, plus it costs like $40,000 a year to house and feed them.
>>64680286
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
Woah dere now. Dat's me dere, on the right an' all.
Looks like I'm in a pretty big mess dere right? Betcha your wonderin' what got me in here?
*sound of tape rewinding*
Well, we're gonna havta go way back. Long a ways, to when my nephew Brendan got starved a air at birth
>>64680399
Killing someone actually costs more money than life in prison brohiem
Why did Lucas even bother giving Sheev a lightsaber? He always seemed to be above such tools when this nigga could just shoot lightning.
You've just been...
THUNDAH STRUCK
>>64680267
When will this Sheev and Yoda shouldn't use lightsabers meme end?
>>64680267
I wish they had done the same to Yoda, i admit watching him with a lightsaber was a little ridiculous to me,it makes more sense that he would use the force as his weapon against Sidious and Dooku.
>critics everywhere hate Ridiculous 6
>call it the biggest piece of trash ever
>so childish, and rascist and unfunny!
>meanwhile its the most watched movie on Netflix ever
What now, critics?
>>64680234
A majority of people have shit taste and still like Sandler despite him having never made a single good comedy.
>>64680273
Get Out
>>64680234
Criticise the Netflix audience for being trash-loving racist children without a properly developed sense of humour.
Duh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAnmbo9JTNE
Our Gang - Lodge Night
Are you a patrician enough dude to appreciate the finer points of this silent classic?
>>64680080
Fatty newkid's mackin' on all the ladies.
>>64680269
A kitten??? In a saxophone!?!??!?!
>>64680339
This is an odd title card for a vignette about a night school class covering "Philosophy and its relativity to the antiphlogistic period or can philosophy be traced to the age of the camasaurus, if so why?"
Why does this video game cinematic have better creature/alien designs than any movie from the last decade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_XwzBMTJaM
hi /v/eddit
>>64680069
Why does /v/ keep coming here for validation?
there's like 4 different creatures/aliens in that video whose design draw from already existing creatures in other works of fiction and the only reason it looks so nice is because short sub-5 minute shorts like that take over a year to produce
>So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.
>>64680010
>good lines
>good
>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
ITT: Bad lines with 'good' in them
>He was a good friend
>it's a "deadpool trailer plays before movie you're seeing and literally no one in the theater laughs once during the entire thing" episode
name one movie/series where this happened
>>64679922
Yeah... I noticed that too.
My mom literally watches every capeshit flick and even she thought Deadpool looked dumb.
>yfw we'll never get capeshit this good ever again
8 years later and it still hasn't been topped.
Only capeshit I thought was more than a generic action movie.
Guardians of the Galaxy, Ant-Man, Man of Steel, Watchmen, the Avengers movies, and more
TDK is awful. Ledger's performance in itself is compelling, that's it. Sloppy, self important, dour. Just because its so serious and references deeep adult themes like justice and terror and stuff doesnt make it good.
the sequel to this film is widely considered to be the greatest piece of cinéma of all time
So according to the leaked Sony emails we're getting a Zorro/Django crossover movie from the Tarantino comic books. Who should play Zorro?
It's about the original Zorro - Don Diego de la Vega - when he's about 70 teaming up with Django.
So what ~70 year old latino actor could play him? You can't cast Antonio Banderas 1. He's too young and 2. He didn't play Don Diego De La Vega- Antonio Banderas did.
Ha ha ha
Mighty Negro and Latino taking down evil Whitey
How can people watch this shit?
I'd cast Antonio Banderas and Danny Glover and call it Fajita Weapon 5
>>64679854
Sorry Anthony Hopkins played Don Diego De La Vega.
Do you think if they just ignored the 1990s reboot and made Antonio Banderas made up to look around 70 and pretended he was Don Diego De La Vega it would work? You'd need a younger actor to play an older man anyway- since you're doing very physical stuff.
>In an early scene in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Han Solo and his newest protégé, Rey, prepare to fight a collection of Storm Troopers. Han hands her a blaster. “You might need this,” he says. Rey shoots him an are-you-kidding-me look. “I think I can handle myself,” she says. Han shoots back: “That’s why I’m giving it to you.”
>Aaaaaand there it is. With that brief exchange, the big questions about the new Star Wars and women—would there, uh, be any? Would the film find a way to update Leia’s (in)famous bikini? Would the franchise, under J.J. Abrams, give audiences a female character they can finally feel un-weird about liking?—got its answer. Rey, the tantalizingly de-surnamed woman played by the Hollywood newcomer Daisy Ridley, may have been dubbed “Star Wars’s first female protagonist,” but that isn’t strictly correct: The franchise has had its Leias and its Padmes.
>What Rey is, however, is Star Wars’s firstfeminist protagonist. No distressing damsel, she’s instead a fighter and a survivor and a nurturer and an all-around badass. She may fit the trope-happy cliches of Hollywood lady-ry—the “empowered woman,” the Strong Female Lead—but she’s also something both simpler and more meaningful: a fully realized character. Rey is a woman who refuses to be defined as one.
Thoughts on this, lads?
>>64679816
>Rey is a woman who refuses to be defined as one.
they got that right since she has less curves than a refrigerator
They're right.
Rey is the best female protagonist in decades.
>>64679896
Posting pictures of young boys is against the rules anon
*freeze frame*
>WOAH
>So you're probably wondering how I got here
>my troubles all started when I opened the tomb of the nefarious mummy Imhotep!
>>64679781
>my first mistake was getting married
>>64679857
And last mistake
>Israel Shekelstein comes to you and says he will give you a hundred million dollar budget to make a film
>only catch is he likes the name Chris and the four main players must be these guys
what do you come up with?
Either Evans or the meme one.
Evans and Pratt as a down-on-their-luck Luchador tag team, trying to make a name for themselves, with the other two as the bad guy reigning champions. Easy.
>>64679501
i pitch:
>CASTING CALL (2017) (working title)
>When 4 of the HOTTEST actors in hollywood are called in to test for the role of a lifetime, a friendly struggle to get the part soon turns in to a deadly game of kill or be killed.
Who dun it?
An alien race called the Telbachans have been, for the past 36 years, skimming revenue from Manitowoc county. When Avery filed a lawsuit against the county, the Telbachans feared their own revenue would be cut, and so sent out one of their alien crafts- a Marsdonion 4000 - to abduct Teresa Halbach and then plant evidence to frame Steven Avery. They had the motive after all.
This raises reasonable doubt, so Avery should be pardoned by Barack Obama personally, in the very same garage where Halbach was supposedly killed.
It was a cult killing
>>64679506
This.
It's clearly possible that aliens could have done it, so he should be let go.
