Are you sure? I can always get you a Lime.
>>64667964
i can always get you some dubs
>>64667964
what a friendly and considering guy that halberstram is
>>64667964
For now a rhyme is fine
So /tv/, what did you think of it?
>Not without flaws but overall bretigud
TFW it's the same crew making the Assassin's Creed Movie.
>>64667890
It was brilliant.
I felt like there was too much CGI used for the final scenes though. The fire looked pretty fake and they could have achieved the same effect with a fog machine or something. Took me right out of the movie.
>>64667890
i feel like if I hadn't seen any other Macbeth adaptation i probably wouldn't have understood what was going on
>>64667890
3rd or 4th fav of 2015.
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Resident Evil: Damnation (2012)
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2017)
I can't wait for the last one.
>>64667743
>degloved face
>>64667743
But the first one was actually good! Even 2nd have some solid moments, after that they went full trash.
>>64667888
OP here. I agree, but it is fun trash.
Just what the hell will the last one be about?
Is this possible in real life?
>>64667672
Yea dude, there's like this whole specialized fetishized prostitution thing where you can pay girls to come and do this to you and maybe even record it.
>>64667672
1. Find a self-defence class for women.
2. Volunteer for a sparring partner.
3. Don't take no for an answer
4. Enjoy your answer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mywyJ2K1GiE
Daily reminder that this is a 10/10 in the pits of Tartarus
wife material desu senpai
>>64667554
I fucked Daddario on a beach once......she ask to live with me.....I had to say no....
ITT: We rank Kevin Smith's films, from best to worst.
I'll start:
>Clerks
>Chasing Amy
>Dogma
>Mallrats
>Clerks II
>Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
>Zack and Miri Make a Porno
>Jersey Girl
>Red State
>Tusk
>Cop Out
>>64667263
Kevin Smith fucking sucks dick
>DUDE I SAID PORCH MONKEY RACISM IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE A CHICK BLEW A DONKEY BEASTIALITY IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE A GUY STUCK A PICKLE UP HIS ASS HOMOSEXUALITY IS HILARIOUS
>DUDE THAT DRUG DEALER SANG A SONG BEFORE SELLING WEED XD
>DUDE IM A FAT HACK SO ILL MAKE A SILENT PERSONA XD
>>64667263
you forgot "Cuck"
>itt we rank shit
>I'll start:
>shit
>shit
>shit
Will someone please do something to ruin Bill's relationship with this fat gum-grinned sack of trash?
Ever since Bill hooked up with her, he's become toothless. He lost that NYC edge we all loved him for. He was mean and he could dress anyone down in seconds. This was a skill he acquired while living among other single angry and it made them all masters of their craft.
Now that this bitch has come in to the picture, he can barely get a word in edgewise on his own fucking podcast. Not only that, but he's toned everything down. His "rants" are "maybe society isn't running in our best interests right now" and his other shit is like "eat right and exercise :D !! Man I feel good today!"
What the fuck happened to this man? Right as he was about to become a legend, his horrible cunt of a woman tied a knot around his nutsack, it dropped off and he lost all of his vital energy. The only way he can recapture his past glory days is if he catches this bitch cheating and starts to hate the world again. Someone please help.
DRILL THE OIL
YOU MUST TOIL
>>64667010
billy "anti cuck" blueballs
>Save Bill from happiness and the greatest career success he's experienced yet
Cow Tools movie when?
>>64667445
Hello this is Gary Larson, please do not post images of Farside comics on the internet.
What did he mean by this?
Hello, this is Bill Watterson, please do not make fanart of Calvin & Hobbes
Just finished watching the Narnia trilogy and liked it. What are other similar series or movies that have medieval fantasy with a twist?
Don't bother mentioning popular well known things like Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter because I have already seen those.
>>64666975
>watching kids' films
baka desu senpai
>>64666975
>only mention obscure things most people don't know about.
First of all, no.
Second of all, stories like that don't exist around the fringes of popular entertainment because they cost too much money to make.
Excalibur, Dragonslayer
>Budget $44 million
>Box office $37.1 million
Will Cucktino ever recover from this devastating defeat? Is he finished?
>>64666912
don't forget that the "budget" doesn't include the costs it took to show it in 70mm
he's actually losing money on the roadshow
>A theater installation expert recently spoke with The New York Times, and in his estimation it will cost an average of $60,000 to $80,000 just to set up the capability to show The Hateful Eight in 70mm.
>>64666912
he wasted 35 of the 40 mil for this scene alone
>>64666912
None of his movies are commercially successful at first, except maybe the one with Brad Pitt.
Tim or Eric?
>>64666710
Eric was literally the Gregg Turkington of Tim&Eric
They were never funny. It's a travesty that they were given a show.
Why do you think this show never found an audience?
>>64666674
3 seasons is pretty solid for such an off-beat show with no real storyline.
There isn't enough people killing each other to make it in the world of modern TV drama.
>>64666674
Because it seemed like Christfag shit. I never watched it for that reason, although I heard that wasn't really the case. Same thing that happened with Noah. Too edgy for Christians, too holy for everybody else.
>Knight of Cups 2015 1080p Blu-ray AVC DTS-HD MA 5.1-BDA
HOLY FUCK
nothing: the flick
stop pretending to like this flick
>>64666645
rather watch paint dry
>>64666645
>Size: 21.95 GB
I spent two days on downloading a 15 gb rip of interstellar.yify rip was as good
Lean Dunham on sex scenes:
>23. On Adam Driver, Probably:
>“Most people’s jobs don’t consist of slamming your vagina against the flaccid, nylon-wrapped penis of a guy wearing massive amounts of foundation to conceal his assne.”
I don't get this quote. "slamming" sounds like she's doing the cowgirl, but why would her partner need foundation on his ass?
Oh, and you're welcome for that mental image.
Do women find Adam Driver attractive? I look like him
>>64667046
In case you're genuinely autistic: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_(cosmetics)
>>64667158
As long as you're famous women won't care how you look.
APOLOGIZE.
>>64666632
>Press triangle to pay your respects desu senpai
If you remake Phantom Menace and do it without pandering to what you think children would like then I'll consider it. Also, cut off Spielberg's left arm for directing that Crystal Skull bullshit even though you fucking wrote it.
>>64666666
holy shit
