I just feel like there's something you're not telling me.
>>64658336
>get martial arts actors to appear in your movie
>they never do any martial arts
Was JJ just fucking around or what?
>>64658336
Did you see them all get killed by the Rathtars? I can't remember the details of that scene well enough.
Could have been introduced to be bought back for episode 8/9
>>64658364
There's a knighted Shakespearean actress in the movie that has like 2 lines; Daniel Craig plays a glorified extra. People just wanted to be in the movie, even if it was a tiny part.
This was pretty good, why was everyone shitting on it?
It came across as a 2 hour advertisement for Die Antwoord.
>>64658152
I didn't get it either, it's way better than Elysium
desu, i loved it but after seeing 3 more times the flaws are really noticeable and it gets worse after each viewing, dev patel is also pretty fucking annoying.
>*RECORD SCRATCH*
>*FREEZE FRAME*
Woha-WOHA-WOHA!
So yousa probably wondering how mesa gotten in big doo-doo here!
Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks! I tell yousa story! Wesa go back a few years, wen mesa was buda simple gungan fromda Naboo
You seriously need a life. Stop posting this you autistic fuck.
this is actually the only one of these posts that made me laugh
Top 3 Films and Favorite Series. People assume things about you. I'll Start.
Films
Rushmore
Yojimbo
Goodfellas
Series
Sopranos
Blade Runner
The Thing
Sideways
The Sopranos
Six Feet Under
Curb Your Enthusiasm
>>64657991
You're a male equivalent of a basic bitch.
>>64657991
Life Aquatic is better than Rushmore.
Does /tv/ like Elizabeth Olsen?
Surprised she got a role in Marvel after he nude scenes
I'd like her more if she showed her pussy hole.
>what is THIS?
What did he mean by saying that?
he was echoing the thoughts of the audience
>>64657978
But audience loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
>>64657730
He was surprised and somewhat disgusted by the platypus goose horse with slug eye-stalks in front of him, and rightly asked Qui-Gonn what the fuck he was looking at
WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP THE MOVIE!!! STOP THE MOVIE!!!
Phew thanks
Has anyone told the audience what's going on yet? NO?! Oh guys I'm sorry let me fill you in
See that droid there? Well th- NO THAT'S NOT ME. That droid's storing some serious data and well... you guys will find out soon what's going on with that.
That's all I've got to say so I'll check in with you soon to see if..... wait ....... I haven't told you who I am yet! Jeez sorry I always do this. I'm Rey. I grew up on this garbage planet and one day I'm gonna be a fighter pilot.
Oh boy I can't wait to post this on /r/4chan!
I really, REALLY like this meme t bh
Did they fuck?
Will he ever make another movie?
>>64657295
Howard the Duck sequel
>>64657295
Hopefully not. We got enough of his shittery with the prequels.
didn't he make some shitty cg fairy musical for kids just a while ago
Thread in which anons with a passthepopcorn account invite other anons
>>64659048
s e n t ;)
>>64659118
How does this work?
>>64659131
convince me.
Would America accept a remake of Falling Down starring a black man?
Anything that doesn't portray black people as saints who do no crime is racist in America these days, so no.
>>64657122
Scene where he cracks the shit for rocking up late for breakfast menu. Breakfast is now all day at macas.
>>64657122
Only if instead of killing the Nazi who tries to rape him he rapes him back with his dingus
>end of Revenge of the Sith
>out of nowhere everything suddenly has the Empire aesthetic
makes sense
>>64656993
Pottery.
Partially built Death Star hints that timeskip happened. Star Destroyer looking ships are already seen in the beginning of episode 3, military uniforms change all the time
how did they manage to dig up Peter Cushing?
/tv/ irrevocably blown the fuck out, just close this board already Hiroyuki
>This peculiar contradiction began to resolve itself with the pleasures of “Attack of the Clones.” There, Lucas’s force awakens. The movie’s rich-hued palette alone is a jolt from the start, and the movie’s action scenes have an alluring, entrancing kinetic vigor and texture.
>What endures for the critics and their lay associates, for aesthetes who live for the beauty and the pleasure of movies, is Lucas’s directing—of two films, “Attack of the Clones” and, especially, “Revenge of the Sith.” If Lucas had done nothing else in his life, he’d have an honored place in my personal pantheon for that work.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/what-the-seven-star-wars-films-reveal-about-george-lucas?mbid=social_twitter
>>64658701
Are you stupid? He literally says right there in the section you quoted that ROTS is the best Star Wars.
>>64658701
I thought people at the New Yorker were supposed to be smart
>>64658701
>What endures for the critics and their lay associates, for aesthetes who live for the beauty and the pleasure of movies, is Lucas’s directing—of two films, “Attack of the Clones” and, especially, “Revenge of the Sith.”
"True patricians enjoy X", this guy is probably a frogposter
Did you know that James Cameron drew all of Leo's pictures in Titanic? And in the drawing scene the hands that were drawing were actually Cameron's and he was drawing this in real time. He was a good friend. And JewJew Abrams didn't draw shit in TFA.
is that jizz
Abrams co-wrote the Maz Kanata Cantina song with Lin Manuel Miranda
>>64656979
Pencil graphite would not remain intact on paper under water for 80 years.
>mfw the Kanjiklub meme never caught on
>>64656975
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64656975
tell that to kanjiklub
>TFA memes never caught on
better luck next time
what does /tv/ think of this movie?
Mediocre to outright bad movie.
>>64656924
It's mediocre. It doesn't have any big flaws but doesn't have any redeeming qualities either.
Every time I see the thumbnail, I keep thinking that's a silhouette of Jet Li
