Why didn't he stop for boobs

>>64665480
He's not a tits guy, he's a foot friend.

>>64665480

Because she makes more in a week than he does in a year, and he's a fucking homo.

He's more of a feminine dicks type of guy.

>>64665480

look at his mask, he's a used panties sniffer

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because he had more pressing issues on his mind, such as shitposting on /tv/ on a saturday

>>64665608
JUST LIKE US!

He's likely an asexual and he's not generally comfortable around women. (Probably inflienced by how he was abused by his whore mother)

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>>64665480
He's gay

>>64665480

Rorschach was a virgin

True story

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>>64666298
>shaking your hands with a good friend
>gay
*whispers* no[/spoiler

His mom was a whore so he hates them

>>64666733
Most likely a cuck fetishist

>>64666892
for you