>Why don't you enjoy my films anon? All of my work has raked in so much money and were hits!
Your response?
ur fly is open
>>67240600
Stop roleplaying, you IRCfaggtron
>he is going to ruin Half-Life movie
CAN'T WAKE UP
Why the empire didnt simply sent a bunch of star destroyers any time they found the rebels? not like they have any other enemies to worry about
>>67240574
Shut the fuck up, nerd
>>67240574
Why even build a Death Star at all? Why not just drop comets and asteroids on planets suspected of harboring rebel sympathies? I know the Tarkin Doctrine and all but seriously, I'd have told the Grand Moth to sit the fuck down and then dark side telekinesis a moon into Alderaan. Or drop a decommissioned Star Destroyer, it worked in the EU.
>>67240574
They probably had to maintain a strong military presence in many systems to keep them from joining the rebellion.
Has a truer statement ever been uttered on film?
>>67240568
Clerks is me now, trying to shit or get off the pot.
Clerks 2 is me in 10 years, realizing I never got off the pot, hating everything, and wanting to go back to the simple job I had in my 20s.
Because I'd buy Pizza Palace and run it myself if I could. Live in a dull city and make pizza until 4 am. Shit I want to do that now. Shit, I should get back into pizza.
>inb4 nice blog asshole
Shut up, I'm clerkin' hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko
I don't mind working a dead end job as long as I got family and friends.
Why do people hate Miles Teller? I've only ever seen in was his cameo in Project X and in Divergent & Insurgent and he was the best thing in those God awful movies and I hear he was good in Whiplash.
I really enjoy his brand
>>67240009
>cameo in Project X
What the fuck are you talking about, he played some star athlete.
>>67240009
He's a smug up his own ass cunt with a face like a bulldog dipped in fire ants.
I just finished it and all i could say is not horrible but is anyone else sick and tired of tarantinos take on "insert niche genre here" movies, i sincerely yearn for him to do what hes meant to do, a late 90s crime film, or even something in the 80s ala gta vice city am i the only one who thinks hes just not meant for what hes been doing lately
He hates the fucking 80's
>>67240202
haha thats amazing because thats where his style fucking belongs
>>67239942
I could see you, completely alone, the only light coming from your monitor as you watch the Hateful Eight.
Get your friend and go to the theater, faggot.
You'll enjoy movies more that way.
Are you excited?
hard to get excited for yet another incarnation of the ``long takes = good'' meme
>>67239844
watching it as i type,it's his best
>>>/yourmoviesucksdotorg/
Get laid you hipster faggot
Is this legitimately good? I've heard that it is great and also that it's just mediocre from a few people. I'm looking for some good science fiction and I've heard lots of people saying it's the best new sci-fi show in a while.
Anyone got opinions on The Expanse?
yeah it's good. watch it.
>>67239741
if you like scifi and space stuff you're definitely going to enjoy it. I'd go as far and say it's the best scifi show since BSG.
People that don't like sci-fi wont enjoy this, People that don't like sci-fi will enjoy Killjoys and/or DarkMatter
What was in the box, /tv/?
A big guy
head of gwinett paltrou
>>67239546
another box
He dindu nuffin he a good boy: the movie.
I was so pissed watching this shit. Am i supposed to believe any of this shit happens ever?
And the last line "would you even ask me that if i was white" Really? nigga you asked yourserlf that, i didn't ask shit.
88%
kill me.
You'd get it if you weren't blinded by racism
>>67239280
It was a great movie, quit letting /pol/ ruin everything for you
Just admit it, /tv/
this is his best since Kill Bill
Absolutely
>>67239210
Meme flick at best.
WARM
When did it all go wrong? At the beginning we had badass Ragnar who believed in Norse Mythology and the show was pretty legit.
But then Ragnar fell in love with a christian monk, by now he's fucking with an asian meanwhile Lagertha manages to kill her husband without any punishment because she has feminist warriors at her side
He kinda still believes in it though since he had that fever dream/near death experience about entering Valhalla the other episode
After season 2 when they killed off based Borg. And when Floki went full fedora.
>>67239058
>its a Bjorn eats pussy like a beta cuck episode
>this one's for you reddit! *kills racist character*
walked out of the theater after this
>>67238907
umad
>>67238907
What you mean the taxi driver?
>>67238933
I think it's the dude in the beginning who thought he was getting his pizza delivered, he said something offensive but I forget what.
Anyways we all know OP is too chickenshit to walk out of a movie theater, he sat there crying in the dark until everyone left, swearing that he'd get vengeance by posting on /tv/.
I only watched Alien in the whole franchise. What are some other installments that are worth watching?
Alien vs Predator
>>67238741
Stop there. It hasn't been topped...maybe 3 if you're in the mood fior slow cinema.
>>67238741
2 and 3 are both good. Plebs here will tell you 3 is shit because muh newt and hicks, but they're faggots so ignore them
Was this a good movie?
>>67238713
It was alright, Michael Shannon is the best part by far
That outburst was great though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey1Z0VhAQdA
Yes. Yes it was.
It's a good flick if that's what you're asking
MAAAAAAHAAAH THE FRIENDS and Bane hasalwaysbeen CELebrated forrisBIGness, this an usBEKistanflightplan, so Bill Wilssón...
>>67238465
now this is just fucking pathetic.
>>67238465
Is anything this meme can't do?
>>67238485
CUT
