How can this show be satire if there are no animals in it?
>>67238459
>no animals in it
>>67238459
>really?
>>67238459
fuck off bro!
>100 million USD budget
>Dwarf looks worse than the CG dwarf from WoW's 2004 trailer
Why didn't they just do it like LOTR?
>>67238243
Anyone got the link?
>>67238250
I don't know , I was wondering this myself.
Also, the armor in this movie looks plastic as fuck
Daily reminder that without Bear McCreary this show would be nothing.
I barely remember the music in that show.
Nothing in the show is good. I should hate it but I can't stop watching. It's like a car crash.
This show is nothing. It just has music by bear mcCreary.
>>67238058
>tfw i'm related to bear
only good think a McCreary has ever done desu
>You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar.
>I'd take him to the doctor.
What did she mean by this? I would have guessed she was a replicant from this strange answer.
sounds like someone should have taken you to the doctor
>>67236985
Why are Americans so obsessed with taking their kids to a doctor over very minor behavioural problems?
Sounds reasonable. Kid wants to study bugs, let him. Killing jars are a thing.
I mean, I'm trying /tv/, I'm really fucking trying.
And I get that it's innovative, and the first of its kind, and dated, but holy fuck this is boring.
It's all well and good to appreciate where sci-fi films came from, but can we at least agree that this film has been left long behind by much better sci-fi films since?
The music is great, though... and I'm speaking of the 2010 restoration, by the way.
>>67236966
Then don't watch it
What the fuck is gonna happen?
Will you get a medal for watching the film? Will the /tv/ troopers take you away for not being patrician enough?
Don't like, don't watch.
>>67236966
Pleb
>>67236966
Me and my Asperger brother were able to watch this and appreciate it just fine you ADHD piece of shit.
IN A WORLD...
WHERE ONE MAN
>>67236874
WHERE DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
>>67236884
AND ADAM SANDLER
Anyone else feel like no matter how hard they try not to call attention to the black friend, you simply can't ignore that the group has a black friend?
How does one accomplish a movie with the "black friend" without calling attention to the fact that he's black?
>>67236837
It's just a movie boss. Why take it seriously?
>>67236837
What a worthless speck of a human being you are, OP.
>>67236837
>Black guy credited last on the poster
Every time.
It's time you learned what it means to be a man.
But what did he mean by this?
>>67236794
Superman is an alien and not human.
>oh i better put on a metal suit thats like 3 inches thick, thatll totally save me from a dude who can punch a hole in the planet
how retarded is batman and its plot armor bullshit? batman as a whole i've never really liked, as a character he's really shit
He was about to go balls deep in his ass.
>introduce top qt
>kill her
ok
>this
>qt
>>67236792
>DSLs
>short hair
>tight, nimble body
>>>/closet/
TwD did this last week with alicia witt
This show has a bad habit of killing white characters off whilst putting mary sue plot armour on all the non-white ones
Isn't ascension basically LOST done right?
Also, sequel when?
>>67236488
>sequel
isn't that a series? since when series have sequels?
>>67236973
Season 2, Sorry.
Mind you, it was a mini series, after all.
Can Gault be considered as good as dead. there is no way he would survive on his own.
there's not gonne be a second season
i enjoyed it a lot, but i feel like they did everything with it that needed to be done
can someone explain to me how exactlybeing canned up in a fake spaceship for 60 years is causing evolutionary leaps that create a mutant who can teleport people across the galaxy?
>movie about the holy prophet muhammed (pbuh)
>can't see him the whole movie
>9/10 on imdb
I've seen it 5 times /tv/, why are you not watching 'the message' to cleanse your hearts?
Praise allah subhana watallah
Soon all these western degenerate infidel kaffirs will get what's coming to them, brother. Until then stay strong, Insha'Allah.
>>67236200
Watch the movie my Brother. You will cry inshallah
What went wrong?
She went to Brown university.
>>67236044
the jews
>>67236044
Feminism as always. The battle against the patriarchy takes quite a toll on them.
I know I'm late to the party, but can anyone explain the hype?
It's basically a pretty good action flick with imaginative design and above-average cinematography. It's still basically a 'splosionfest. Sure it's better than Marvel and virtually all the cape films of recent years, but I don't see how it's the masterpiece of the generation and all those superlatives.
>>67235840
nice pasta, now run along back to your pestposting, cuntrag.
>>67235861
It's not pasta you troglodyte
>>67235840
> nostalgia
> cool post-apocalypse world building
It was a straight ahead chase movie with cool elements, but it won't have the cult status of the others. The characters were somewhat interesting, but they can't fuck with Master Blaster or Lord Humungous
I'd like to dedicate this to my mother.Mother Earth.
Women for Bernie.
She's a big guy
I think being 40+ years old, single, and childless is my biggest fear.
Is this good?
aykm?
Yes you see Alison Brie in a sexy pair of panties it's well worth watching.
Not even /pol/ but I'm guessing it promotes a lot of alcohol usage and promiscuity