http://bgr.com/2016/03/17/j-j-abrams-portal-half-life-movies/
Welp, prepare for the most average Portal and Half Life movies that could be made if you're into the games
It'll turn out just like Episode 7, completely and utterly average
The only reason portal was ever good was because it was a fucking game. Why would someone ever make a movie out of it?
>>67260079
Well, it actually is tied in with the Half Life universe Aperture was Black Mesa's competitor company, that's the only reason I can see them making a movie of a puzzle game because it'll actually be one and the same with the Half Life movie
>>67260308
A movie about either of these companies could work well.
A movie about the portal gun would be trash.
ITT:TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE FRANK
>Walk into barber shop
>I'LL HAVE THE ONE BATCH TWO BATCH, SIR
>what?
>PUNISH ME
>excuse me?
>JUST FRANK ME UP
>sir, I really don't--
>GIVE ME THE HIGH AND TIGHT, MAN
>o-ok...
>HERE'S 11 CENTS FOR YOUR SERVITUDE
>what!?
>PENNY AND DIME
>>67258933
> be me
> walking down the street
> hear a guy talking about fucking a 12 year old
> pull out my gun
> shoot him in the head
> check his ID so I can be sure he doesn't have any associates who we would be after me
> he was 11
>>67258933
> be me
> in resturant by myself
> see waitress
> lemmeaxeyuhsumthin
> she stares at me, shook by the presence of a decorated boy scout
> You got any coffee?
> she scurries way intimidated and returns with it
> I guzzle it down while staring straight ahead with a 100 yard stare
> ask her for more
> she says they're out
> HUH? LEMMEAXEYUHSUMTHIN, IF YOU AINT GOT NO COFEEE WHY IS SHE STILL COMIN?
> w-what?
> WHY IS THAT WAITRESS STILL COMIN!!
> Pull out my .380 and shoot the coffee out of another waitresses hand
> That was the pot!
> Shoot the coffee cup
> THAT WAS THE CUP!
> HOW COME SHE'S STILL COMIN?
> Lady tells me im done
> get up, letting my jacket drag on the ground
> blink for a second
> relive my life's trauma of my Mother kicking me out of the basement
> get misty eyed and face the waitress
> Ever been tired?
> security escorts me out as I yell I'd do it again
>>67259303
>> get up, letting my jacket drag on the ground
>> blink for a second
>> relive my life's trauma of my Mother kicking me out of the basement
>> get misty eyed and face the waitress
>> Ever been tired?
>> security escorts me out as I yell I'd do it again
Fuckin' amazing, m8
Seriously?
>>67258654
marvelcucks on suicide watch
>>67258654
Marvel BTFO
>>67258654
so im guessing hes like a retard or something?
ITT: Best characters of their respective movies
>>67258554
man i miss quentin
finn ruined the good wife
![malcolm-in-the-middle-malcolm-in-the-middle-20523331-1024-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M85Eyd4.jpg "malcolm-in-the-middle-malcolm-in-the-middle-20523331-1024-768[1]")
This family gave their kids weird names.
I'm not saying it's improbable to have a kid named "Dewey", it's just not very normal.
>>67258518
It could be worse
My name isSkipper
![104491_48b040c0be6eed2df32e8df84069d95e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mj90Upv.jpg "104491 48b040c0be6eed2df32e8df84069d95e[1]")
>>67258595
>But Eddy, I thought that was your middle name!
>>67258595
That's not too bad
My name isJonas
What do you think about the world's finest /tv/?
>>67258496
>turkish airlines
why doesnt she ever shut the fuck up?
>>67258146
Because she's a woman
>>67258146
I wish Wesley killed her and we got more of him than her.
post lewds or delete your thread
No thread with 3 minutes to air?
Come on guys! I know last week's episode was weak but have a little faith! A guy doing a David Bowie impression is on tonight!
I'm giving it one more chance. If this episode is shit, I'm dropping it.
>>67258119
This tbqh
>They could robbing their pussy's together
getting high has it's joys I guess
What are your favorite songs from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend?
My top 5 are:
1. Feeling Kinda Naughty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHoopcEz_IU
2, West Covina (Reprise)
3. I Give Good Parent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIJKuxzWAGs
4. JAP Battle Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TQmo5TvZQY
5. You Stupid Bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgUKQCVieWM
Shoutout to: I'm A Good Person, Face Your Fears, Sex with a Stranger, Put Yourself First, West Covina, I Have Friends, I'm A Good Person
>>67258084
The first and at the moment best song I've heard from there was Settle For Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmbLB4OIuao
>>67258361
You should watch the rest. It's surprisingly good and the songs are really catchy.
>>67258084
This is horrible and you should feel terrible for promoting this bullshit.
What would happen if she got captured in battle?
>>67257963
>blonde eyebrows
>cornrows
literally d r o p p e d
>>67258022
a tribe in ouagadougou
She'd have her booty pillaged, if you get my drift
Besides Alien 3, what is his worst film?
>>67257742
Alien 3 was better than Panic Room or The Game. I don't know why tasteless faggots with gynacomasty disagree. I didn't care for Social Network either honestly.
Benjamin Button
>inb4 some child says "The Game" because it's old and he's never seen it
>>67257827
Your a fucking child if you've ever enjoyed any Fincher flick. He is IMDB personified. Pumping cheeto dust into the waiting mouths of 14 year olds the world over.
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/04/the-obama-doctrine/471525/
>Advisers recall that Obama would cite a pivotal moment in The Dark Knight, the 2008 Batman movie, to help explain not only how he understood the role of isis, but how he understood the larger ecosystem in which it grew. “There’s a scene in the beginning in which the gang leaders of Gotham are meeting,” the president would say. “These are men who had the city divided up. They were thugs, but there was a kind of order. Everyone had his turf. And then the Joker comes in and lights the whole city on fire. isil is the Joker. It has the capacity to set the whole region on fire. That’s why we have to fight it.”
Was he right, /tv/?
Based Obama
>>67257625
The CIA directly funds al Qaeda, of course he's not right he's an idiot.
>>67257757
THe house of Saud funds Al Qaeda and ISIS as proxies against Iran. thats certain.
ITT: movies that you didn't expect to be good but actually were
Oculus
The Lazarus Project
Penguins of Madagascar
>>67257650
penguins was goat
much better than madagascar itself
>>67257624
GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROPHECIES
Do you think Hollywood would be better if more people went back to using cocaine?
>>67257484
You think they don't ?
I think
>implying they ever stopped
Someone doesnt work in the industry
What's /tv/'s consensus on this?
Seems to be very high on a number of Best Film charts but I never see it discussed.
>>67257458
I've been meaning to watch it in full; I started it but got called away and never got around to starting it again. I really liked what I saw, though, and I didn't even get to the really intense stuff.
>>67257458
>thread has no memes
Reported.
>>67257458
fantastic kino, but incredibly intense. It's really not for everyone.
